Where are you on The Bloggess' Sex Drive Chart?

Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Today The Bloggess tells us she created a sex drive chart because her shrink keeps asking how her sex drive is.

She says, "Honestly though, I’m not certain what she wants from me because I’m not even sure how to judge my own sex drive. When you’re in pain, doctors give you the pain chart to help you indicate your level of pain (which ranges from the frowny face of “worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life” to the smiley face of “I don’t even know why I’m here”). It’s very helpful. And that’s why I decided to create a sex-drive chart that you can use with your psychiatrist. I used it with mine, and ended up with more sedatives. Everyone wins.


LOL! So where are you on this scale?
09/01/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
The expression somewhere between 6 and 8 (guess it would be a seven): "Zoloft doesn't make me high enough to not miss my sex drive."
09/01/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Hahaha. This is great. Hmm. Well, my sex drive is probably around an 8 or 10. The amount I actually get to satisfy that drive with a partner is around a 4.
09/01/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
I do not really understand the chart. I didn't find it too amusing or humorous.

Either way, my sex drive is pretty active, I suppose.
09/01/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Lol, I'd have to say I'm somewhere between a 4 and a 6.
09/01/2011
Contributor: oldhippy oldhippy
As I posted on the original site, I need two rating charts.... Drive and Availability.... Drive - 8, Availability - 2
Oh, well.......
09/01/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
A comfortable 2 from that chart. Maybe a 3.
09/01/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Somewhere between 2 and 4 for me, but skip the "occasionally with other people" part.
09/01/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Hilarious! Love it!
09/01/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Between 4 and 10 - depends on when exactly we're talking about
09/01/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
LMAO!
09/01/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Haha, 8!!
09/01/2011
Contributor: oldhippy oldhippy
You have to believe in yourself, right?
09/01/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Would have to say I'm in between 6 and 8.
09/03/2011
Contributor: deathbycupcakes deathbycupcakes
I was wondering where my vagina had gone...
09/04/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I just read her blog post, hilarious, lol.
09/14/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
I totally missed this, I needed a laugh. Me, depends on the day and even the time, so....
09/14/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
LMAO
10/17/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Way too funny!!!!!
11/01/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
I think 2 is about what I'm actually getting. I have a ton of great sex with myself, but I don't get to have sex with my lover nearly often enough. I think I'd probably be running at a 10 if I were living with him.
11/01/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
I sit at a 0-2. I can function quite well without sex, but I won't turn it down if the mood strikes either.
11/01/2011
Contributor: AndromedaJane AndromedaJane
Quote:
Originally posted by removedacnt
Today The Bloggess tells us she created a sex drive chart because her shrink keeps asking how her sex drive is.

She says, "Honestly though, I’m not certain what she wants from me because I’m not even sure how to judge my own sex drive. ... more
Lol! Confusing chart though.
01/16/2012