How do you feel about the size and appearance of your penis?

Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
In response to this poll regarding the same question of women's genitalia link

I thought it would be interesting to see if men experience the same amount of anxiety as women over their downstairs.

So what's your take on your tool?

Be honest! Results are anonymous, of course.

Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
My peen is perfect!
59
It's too short
43
It's too long
1
Too thin
37
Too fat
1
Too crooked
3
Wish it were circumsized
2
Wish it were not circumsized
13
Other hangups regarding funny moles, bumps, scars, coloring, etc. Please elaborate.
11
Total votes: 170 (124 voters)
Poll is closed
07/11/2011
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Mine works just fine as far as length and girth, the only thing I would change is the curve (could use a little more) and I wish it was more round. Mine is flat on one side, kind of like a flat tire. lol

Still, it makes the wife happy and that is all that matters.
07/11/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
I work with what God gave me. And me wife thinks I do a great job!
07/12/2011
Contributor: LostBoy988 LostBoy988
I never get complaints
07/14/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Just doing the best I can with what I was given.
07/14/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I wouldn't say mine is perfect, there are days I wish it were longer or shorter, or thicker, once in a while thinner. But no one has ever pointed at it and laughed, & have almost always been able to satisfy the ladies with it.
07/14/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
My guy simply says, "A cock is a cock."
07/15/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by MaryExy
My guy simply says, "A cock is a cock."
Yeah...if that helps him sleep at night, more power to him. LOL
07/15/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Great poll, Alice! I'm not voting because I haven't got one, but it's neat to see the results.
07/15/2011
Contributor: mmike mmike
I wish I had an extra inch of length. I also wish I was not circumcised. However, I do not obsess over my short comings. I'm confident that my penis is good enough and I'm even more confident that I am good with my hands, mouth, tongue and pretty much everything else I use for sex.

But I'm definitely not confident enough to be nude in public. I know I would get laughs BECAUSE MY PENIS HAS BEEN RIDICULED. After swimming in a lake, my friend accidentally got a look at my flaccid, cold, genitals. Laughter and jokes quickly followed. His jokes about my dick do not upset me because I know he's only teasing and also I do not have sex with him.
07/16/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by mmike
I wish I had an extra inch of length. I also wish I was not circumcised. However, I do not obsess over my short comings. I'm confident that my penis is good enough and I'm even more confident that I am good with my hands, mouth, tongue and ... more
cold dicks are usually tiny, no matter the size when they're hard... save for really large ones.

tell your friend to grow up! then get it hard and smack him in the face with it.

just kidding.

but really, power to the penis!

07/19/2011
Contributor: Wildchild Wildchild
I have always thought i was on the skinny and short side. I have been told by many ppl thats its actually perfect, sometimes to big, fat and length. I still look at it and see what it could be. But it's mine, I love it, it can be borrowed but only for good use and dam it keep it away from any woman w/ the last name "Bobbit"
08/11/2011
Contributor: fleshlightluvr1 fleshlightluvr1
Perfect!
08/13/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
My man wishes he hadn't been circumcised, but he likes his penis otherwise
08/17/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
My man wishes he hadn't been circumcised too, but he really does have a gorgeous penis. He never really thought about it before, but he doesn't have a problem with it.
08/17/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Girth could be bigger but I'm happy with it
08/18/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
My boyfriends words were. "My penis is perfect! Its a gift from God, everything about me is perfect." He thinks very highly of himself.
08/18/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
In response to this poll regarding the same question of women's genitalia link

I thought it would be interesting to see if men experience the same amount of anxiety as women over their downstairs.

So what's your take on your ... more
my better half told me i could answer for him it is perfect for me and for him he feels that if i tw asnt i wouldntwant on it all teh time lol
08/30/2011
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
I don't have a problem with it appearance wise.
08/30/2011
Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
Too short, too thin.
09/02/2011
Contributor: mcl272 mcl272
perfect
09/02/2011
Contributor: aimtoplease aimtoplease
Wish it had more girth
09/16/2011
Contributor: buttmunch buttmunch
I'm mostly fine with mine, I just wish my hair wasn't so thick. Yes, I trim but my hair grows fast and it's just a pain to deal with some days.
10/05/2011
Contributor: big b big b
why did some one sat something
10/07/2011
Contributor: Mister CreamySweet Mister CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
In response to this poll regarding the same question of women's genitalia link

I thought it would be interesting to see if men experience the same amount of anxiety as women over their downstairs.

So what's your take on your ... more
I'm a little over 7" and fairly thick - but like most guys if I could add an inch or two there and drop one or two someplace else I would feel a lot more confident. As far as the circ thing - no I am not cut but my foreskin pulls all the way back and down below my head so it doesn't even look like I have it especially when hard. If anything I guess it has kept me more sensitive because of the added coverage to the head of my dick.
10/07/2011
Contributor: zeb zeb
too thin
10/08/2011
Contributor: Teaser Teaser
My general take is that most guys, if they were perfectly honest, would wish they were a little "bigger". From what I've heard, I guess there is such a thing as too big, so we are probably wishing for something we really don't want.
10/12/2011
Contributor: oldman oldman
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
cold dicks are usually tiny, no matter the size when they're hard... save for really large ones.

tell your friend to grow up! then get it hard and smack him in the face with it.

just kidding.

but really, power to the penis!

Amen to that!!!
11/04/2011
Contributor: Devy Devy
I can't complain, I'm actually comfortable with myself down there
11/04/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Devy
I can't complain, I'm actually comfortable with myself down there
good for you devy!!
11/04/2011