How do you feel about the size of your testicles?

Contributor: Average Joe Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
They're too big.
4
They're too small.
7
They're too saggy.
7
They don't hang enough.
10
They're too hairy.
13
They're misshapen.
2
I am missing one or both of them and feel inadequate about that.
1
I am missing one or both of them and feel fine about that.
1
I don't care what they look like.
9
I don't really think about them.
27
I love them they just the way they are.
72
I don't like them.
1
Other.
8
Total votes: 162 (127 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Raven Raven
I think the look and feel of men's genitals are very arousing. My husband's balls are perfect for me because they really are not too big or too small, although they could stand to be a tad less hairy. We've started lightly trimming the hair there as well as the other pubic hair mainly because it means fewer hairs in my mouth. Just like me shaving means fewer hairs in his mouth.
10/05/2009
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Mine are just there.

They're really sensitive, so I get uncomfortable (at best) whenever they're touched.
11/15/2009
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
Mine are pretty small - and don't hang very far. I'd like to be able to use a metal cock ring - but they will just not stay on. I do have a few silicone ones that work well.
11/25/2009
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
Mine are pretty small - and don't hang very far. I'd like to be able to use a metal cock ring - but they will just not stay on. I do have a few silicone ones that work well.
you have silicone testicles?
12/06/2009
Contributor: Daddy'sPuppy Daddy'sPuppy
Im a big ball boy, love getting them licked and love licking others.Smooth of course, who wants to lick a coconut.But i do have to admit cause mines are so big(bigger than golf,smaller than tennis balls) they dont hang as much as my buddys more average sized ones do, wich can make really hard to pick out a comfortable cock ring.
12/07/2009
Contributor: Daddy'sPuppy Daddy'sPuppy
Oh and for those who voted that their too hairy///why dont you just shave? lol
12/07/2009
Contributor: DELETED DELETED
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
I love balls..preferably shaved.. Mouthing a guys balls before blowing him is super hot!!
01/07/2010
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
If they're not shaved, I'm not playing with them. I make my partner shave.
07/22/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Mine are just there.

They're really sensitive, so I get uncomfortable (at best) whenever they're touched.
My partner's testicles are really sensitive too, and it's so frustrating!

It's like, during blowjobs, what the hell do I do with my hands? He doesn't really like his butt touched, either, so, it's kind of annoying. *sigh* Men.
07/27/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
I happen to like larger balls, and my man definitely has a nice big pair.. I have no complaints whatsoever
07/29/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Fairly good sized here. While I like to have them gently touched and played with, they're also very sensitive so I don't like anything too rough.
08/07/2010
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
there perfect
09/16/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
I have a set of 1/2 pound brass balls that I think are the perfect size! Both my guys had testicles that provided me 3 kids, respectively, so I see nothing wrong with them. I love everything about their genitals so ya they are fine.
09/16/2010
Contributor: iceman681 iceman681
i hate hair. in my mind it only belongs on the head.
09/16/2010
Contributor: bxitachi bxitachi
Mine are pretty big but i love em
trim the hair down there. it aint dental floss.
09/21/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
I don't really think about my guys' pair unless I'm in a position to play with them, and I like to play with them but when he gets turned on they kind of... shrink up into his body, which makes it difficult sometimes. Not a big deal.
09/21/2010
Contributor: Shamu Shamu
Mine were tight and compact until I had a radiation seeding procedure for prostate cancer. I was told they would be black and blue after the seeding. Well they were more dark red and blue and now my scrotum hangs and is bigger than it was before. Now I have a marvelous looking set of balls, however, my penis which was once average now disappears most of the time.
09/30/2010
Contributor: Vexed Vexed
I feel that my testicles are slightly on the small size when compared to my erection size, but I'm not bothered by that. My testicles do not provide intensity during intercourse, as the girth of a penis can, so I don't care about the size of my testicles much.
10/18/2010
Contributor: nyc cpl nyc cpl
i love to play rough with them
12/24/2010
Contributor: Howells Howells
It you put: hairy, then why don't you shave them? They stay shaved for a longer time!
05/06/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
My husband has huge nuts. I love all off them!
05/13/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
I absolutely ADORE daniel's balls. They are fucking gorgeous. Huge, soft, and perfect. Along with his amazing cock, it's all the perfect package.
05/13/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
I answered for my boyfriend... And I don't care, because I love them the way they are

I work in healthcare, and I've seen a lot of balls (huge swollen balls, saggy balls, balls that drooped to the knees when standing..).
I understand that some people are self-conscious, but I always think "Hey, it could be worse.."

It's the same for me and my boobs. I like them they way they are, and things could certainly be worse.
05/13/2011
Contributor: ac0313 ac0313
Mine are large compared to the size of my cock. I do not think they are overly sensitive and I enjoy having them licked and sucked. I also do not think about them much since they are just kinda there...
05/14/2011
Contributor: Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
I don't really think about them and love them just the way they are. They are I would guess proportional, but my scrotum tends to be rather long. It is not uncommon for my testicles to be 6 (or more) inches below the base of my penis. This is occasionally a little awkward with certain types of jeans or shorts.
05/14/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
I don't really care what mine look like, the left one is smaller than the right, and doesn't hang as low, but they worked well enough to give us two beautiful kids, and they work well enough to still give me orgasms.
05/15/2011
Contributor: Collodion Collodion
Quote:
Originally posted by Cedarlooman
I don't really think about them and love them just the way they are. They are I would guess proportional, but my scrotum tends to be rather long. It is not uncommon for my testicles to be 6 (or more) inches below the base of my penis. This is ... more
This mental image made me giggle inappropriately in public.
05/15/2011
Contributor: irishlove irishlove
Quote:
Originally posted by Average Joe
Women, please feel free to answer how you feel about your partner's testicles.
My boyfriend says he doesn't really think about it. I have nothing to say about them either.
06/18/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
I voted that I liked mine as is. They are the only pair I have, and don't have any way to take others on a test drive, so they work

Although my right one is slightly smaller than my left, and hangs slightly higher also.
06/18/2011