Guys, into what do you ejaculate when you masturbate?

Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
...ew
10/20/2011
Contributor: AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
Mostly into a tissue.
01/20/2012
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
skin, then wipe it up with a towel!
01/20/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Skin-hand and stomach
01/20/2012
Contributor: Swish Swish
i find condoms and magic socks around his room
01/20/2012
Contributor: greed greed
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
everywhere.
02/13/2012
Contributor: jenny10 jenny10
UsuLly into a cup or on a plate I have laying around but I do enjoy sucking a dildo while masturbating and on those times I like to cum on the dildo then suck it all clean afterwards.
02/23/2012
Contributor: mlmac mlmac
Paper towels, condoms and in the tub during a shower.
02/23/2012
Contributor: bsgs bsgs
anywhere really, hand, towel, tissues, toilet, sink, shower, stomach, sometimes itll go the distance and go over my shoulder or hit my face...cleaning up kinda sucks, but its whatever, its only cum
02/23/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
Old reliable
03/05/2012
Contributor: dks210 dks210
Normally his hand.
03/27/2012
Contributor: Entropy Entropy
Multiple answers would have been cool. If I'm in a hurry and need to stay clean and neat then I'll shoot into tissue. If I'm using a masturbator then yah, I'm totally jacking my load into some synthetic fibers. If I have time to burn and no masturbator around, then I'll splooge into my my hand and let it drip in between my tightly clinched fingers before washing my hands and member.
04/03/2012
Contributor: cepl5869 cepl5869
towel then wash for sure
04/03/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
I have sleeves, but I usually only use them with my wife as foreplay or as a backup plan.
04/03/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
I dated someone who usually just did it into his boxers, then changed. *shrugs*
04/08/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
My guy usually does it onto his stomach/chest then eats it. He likes to come on my body when its being offered then licks it off.
04/08/2012
Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
whatever is handy?
04/11/2012
Contributor: CollegeFun2014 CollegeFun2014
Right on to the stomach. All natural haha. Then it gets cleaned up with a towel or boxers or whatever is just lying around.
04/12/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
My boyfriend does it on himself, then he cleans himself.
04/12/2012
Contributor: Jordan B Jordan B
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
Funny and disgusting!
04/12/2012
Contributor: Jordan B Jordan B
I use toilet paper or kleenex. No muss no fuss.
04/12/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
I bought a 12 pack of socks. I use each one till it gets crusty then I wash them. I find that is easier this way then to use tissue cause that cost money and using socks to catch sperm is less messy.
04/15/2012
Contributor: Why Not? Why Not?
I used to have a "special shirt" when I was a teenager (yes, I would wash it between sessions). Now though, usually just a wash cloth.
05/24/2012
Contributor: Llahsram Llahsram
Meh. Usually a tissue or my leg.
05/24/2012
Contributor: MissYouBubbles MissYouBubbles
Quote:
Originally posted by fymenfolk
Oh dear lord.
It probably wasn't meant the way I took this when I read it, but it made me laugh. I pictured this Oh dear lord being typed with an eye roll. Mental image just funny
05/24/2012
Contributor: Upyourreviews Upyourreviews
I voted other for him cause he only masturbates when I'm somewhere around then tracks me down to come on ME! lol
05/26/2012
Contributor: sextoylover sextoylover
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
if im using the computer i might shoot on the comp by accident but most of the time its a sock or tissue
06/25/2012
Contributor: sextoylover sextoylover
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
my friend and i did that wen we were younger haha gtms
06/25/2012
Contributor: Stark Stark
I only really bother in the shower, no clean up

Also probably explains why a get a rocker every time I walk in the bathroom
06/25/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Toilet paper
06/25/2012