Would it be ackward for you if your mom gave you a BUNCH of unused sex toys?

Contributor: Mrs. Tickle and Giggle Mrs. Tickle and Giggle
My anniversary is coming up and my mom and I are on the phone playing around and she tells me not to open my gift from her in public. When I ask her why she responds "because I am giving you guys a bunch of dildos and vibrators". My mouth hit the floor.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes
84  (73%)
No
31  (27%)
Total votes: 115
Poll is closed
05/29/2012
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Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
It'd be a bit odd, yeah.. but I also think it would be kind of cool, too.
05/29/2012
Contributor: dv8 dv8
It wouldn't be as awkward as giving her a bunch of used sex toys.
05/29/2012
Contributor: nanamondoute nanamondoute
I think that's really weird, simply because my parents and I don't even talk about sex. So, giving sex toys would just be pure weirdom.
05/30/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Am I really the only one who thinks that is FREAKIN' AWESOME!?
05/30/2012
Contributor: meezerosity meezerosity
I would be way skeeved out. My mum and I do not have that sort of open discussion. The bad S word was sex growing up, not shit.
05/30/2012
Contributor: gloomybear gloomybear
VERY!! but i would be happy lol
05/30/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
OK, I totally misread that post. I thought that said used toys so I said yes to it being awkward. I should have picked no.
05/30/2012
Contributor: FriskyInFlorida FriskyInFlorida
haha YES
05/30/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Yes it would, only because my mom and I's relationship is the pits.
05/30/2012
Contributor: SimpleHedonist SimpleHedonist
Nawwww, not that weird at all.... I've taken my my mom sex toy shopping before, so we are pretty open about that sort of thing, lol!!
05/30/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
I mean if you've already talked about things like that with her, and she knows you like them, then it's cool! If it was completely unsolicited then...well...that's kind of weird.
05/30/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Yes, I don't want her buying that stuff for me. I'd feel a little weird but I'd take them lol.
05/30/2012
Contributor: wwwww wwwww
I think it would be pretty uncomfortable receiving sexy toys from your own mother.
05/30/2012
Contributor: null null
Yes, but I'd still appreciate it!
05/30/2012
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm so glad my mother would never have put in an awkward position like that. Maybe she knows something I don't - but the chances of buying toys you really want is pretty slim - unless she as access to your wish list!
05/30/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
ya, that's kind of weird...but if they are new why not?
05/30/2012
Contributor: Loriandhubby Loriandhubby
A big yes
05/30/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
She's given be one before and it wasn't weird. As long as they're unused, it would be great!
05/30/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
I'd be proud that my mom got past all of her sexual hang-ups. Shes in her 40s and has never even seen a sex toy, I'd give her a high five lol
05/30/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
My mother, no way. She probably doesn't know what they are, and if she does, she probably thinks they are a sin.

Also, I'd feel really uncomfortable.
05/30/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Nope. But I kind of hope she wouldn't buy me sex toys as a gift. I am very picky and I hate it when I have to grin and try my best to convince myself I appreciate a gift when I love the idea but wish it was something I liked.
05/30/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
That would be very awkward for me...
05/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
From my mum? Yes!
05/30/2012
Contributor: chuckthompson453 chuckthompson453
I'm a guy but that seems really odd
05/30/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Nope my mom is a member here. link So it wouldn't be weird.
05/30/2012
Contributor: puppylove puppylove
It totally depends on the relationship you have with your mother. I would not find it weird at all.
05/30/2012
Contributor: Arch600 Arch600
My parents and hers never discussed sex when we were growing up, so it'd really weird us out if one of them mentioned sex toys, nevermind gift them!
05/30/2012
Contributor: digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Tickle and Giggle
My anniversary is coming up and my mom and I are on the phone playing around and she tells me not to open my gift from her in public. When I ask her why she responds "because I am giving you guys a bunch of dildos and vibrators". My mouth ... more
this is one of those wtf was your mom smoking when she decided to do this?
05/30/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
I would just wonder where she got them... she may even be here
05/30/2012