Strangest Toy You've Seen on EF?

Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
I've been amusing myself by typing random words in the search box to see what came back. As a result, I've seen some really "interesting" toys. What's the most unusual thing you've seen?
12/11/2010
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Contributor: SparklingReviews SparklingReviews
Quote:
Originally posted by celibacysucks
I've been amusing myself by typing random words in the search box to see what came back. As a result, I've seen some really "interesting" toys. What's the most unusual thing you've seen?
I want to say the BZZZBuddies just for the plain fact as they are so damn cute... it just seems wrong in a way... but still want to try it lol
12/11/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
The pink banana, or this link
12/11/2010
Contributor: lucymalfoy lucymalfoy
Some of the tentacle-shaped dildos had me loling, and I think there are some jellyfish-themed toys out there, too.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
The pink banana, or this link
HA! The banana cracks me up
12/12/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
12/12/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by SparklingReviews
I want to say the BZZZBuddies just for the plain fact as they are so damn cute... it just seems wrong in a way... but still want to try it lol
I want the panda just for the panda on the top because I collect them, but I can't possible justify spending 28$ on a panda lol.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
Oh My. That is both confusing and frightening.
12/12/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
What? That's terrifying
12/12/2010
Contributor: Lady Neshamah Lady Neshamah
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Originally posted by lucymalfoy
Some of the tentacle-shaped dildos had me loling, and I think there are some jellyfish-themed toys out there, too.
i have to totally agree. my brain went right to lovecraft.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
The pink banana, or this link
I agree with the banana ... hilarous looking toy.

But also the Cone... I don't understand how it's stimulating.
12/12/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
Wow, that take the cake for me, I was thinking of something else and now I don't even remember what it was after seeing that.
12/12/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
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Originally posted by Shellz31
I agree with the banana ... hilarous looking toy.

But also the Cone... I don't understand how it's stimulating.
I thought it was scary until I saw someone on EF demonstrate it, then I was like, "oh, so that's how that works." Basically, you can sort of straddle it if you like, or do a number of other positions. The straddling one seems the least awkward to me.
12/12/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
Not the strangest one I've seen ever, but this one is interesting. The balls look like little maces and it comes on a keychain...I wouldn't display my toys on a backpack....

link
12/12/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Maybe not strange but it does make you wonder.


Vibra Dolce
12/12/2010
Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
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Originally posted by KnK
Not the strangest one I've seen ever, but this one is interesting. The balls look like little maces and it comes on a keychain...I wouldn't display my toys on a backpack....

link
Ok that one freaks me out. The blurb at the top of the page: "The looks of this toy will surely get you turned on"

Or hug my sensitive bits and tell them I will never net anything spiky near them. Ya know, cause that's almost like being turned on.
12/12/2010
Contributor: C4ss C4ss
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
Oh, I had never seen that one before. It's very weird and a little terrifying.
12/12/2010
Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
THIS is one of the things that made my brain halt a little. I consider myself pretty worldly, but apparently I can still be surprised.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
Not the strangest one I've seen ever, but this one is interesting. The balls look like little maces and it comes on a keychain...I wouldn't display my toys on a backpack....

link
Hm, it doesn't look horrible but it doesn't look great to me. If the spiky parts are fairly squishy it has potential. There's still something about the actual shaft that isn't quite doing it for me.

However, all I could think about is your last line is middle school when everyone filled their zippers on their backpacks with keychains. Then I pictured this added to the collection. Yikes.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
I'm going to pass on that one. I don't even understand how someone could think that was a good idea. A lot of drugs?? I could picture some really high kids, probably mostly boys, thinking it was a great idea.
12/12/2010
Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Maybe not strange but it does make you wonder.


Vibra Dolce
OK that just makes me laugh
12/12/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
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Originally posted by Kim!
Hm, it doesn't look horrible but it doesn't look great to me. If the spiky parts are fairly squishy it has potential. There's still something about the actual shaft that isn't quite doing it for me.

However, all I could think ... more
Yeah, I was definitely thinking the same thing about backpacks. That was probably the part that weirded me out the most. Why is there a keychain attached? In fact, why are there any sex toys with a keychain attached?

@celibacysucks: I loled at this line. "Or hug my sensitive bits and tell them I will never net anything spiky near them. Ya know, cause that's almost like being turned on. "
12/12/2010
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
A vibrating razor just sounds like an emergency trip in a box to me.
02/12/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
This one is pretty odd the zone bliss



Looks like it'll become a roller coaster and roll away lmao
02/12/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Maybe not strange but it does make you wonder.


Vibra Dolce
You know I'm a nutrition major so when ever i see a food shaped toy I keep thinking of the most unique eat right campaign ever.
02/13/2011
Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
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Originally posted by SexyTabby
This one is pretty odd the zone bliss



Looks like it'll become a roller coaster and roll away lmao
Ahahah this is amazin!!!
02/14/2011
Contributor: lamira lamira
Quote:
Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Nothing beats a vibrator with a built in razor in my book.
I was going to say the pink banana, but this toy tops it. It's very little yet scary.
02/14/2011
Contributor: Free Free
Oh wow the zone bliss.
02/14/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Maybe not strange but it does make you wonder.


Vibra Dolce
I haven't seen this. I have seen the pink banana, but this is pretty weird. I really don't think I would want this inside me
02/15/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
The pink banana, or this link
The pink banana is awesome xD
02/15/2011