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Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)


I don't even know how to react to them yet...

What do you guys think? Creepy? Not creepy?

They kinda remind me of playmobile men.. only... without their limbs!
03/18/2011
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Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)


I don't even know how to react to them yet...

What do you guys think? Creepy? Not creepy?

They kinda remind me of playmobile men.. only... without their limbs! ... more
That's not exactly what I had in mind when people mention uniform fantasies...
03/18/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
ummm...ya..ok...

Where do people come up with stuff like this?
03/18/2011
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I'm at a loss for words.. I'm scared.
03/18/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I'll pass on the dildos by Playskool.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
Why do I get the feeling that the next one in the series is Bob the Builder?
03/18/2011
Contributor: sexyk515 sexyk515
i want them all lol
03/18/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
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Originally posted by sexyk515
i want them all lol
Well it would give you an interesting way to answer the question, "Guess what I had in my pussy this morning?"
03/18/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

Weebles
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
They're kind of... quaint.

But I wouldn't want to fuck them.
03/18/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

... more
haha...'Weeble's wobble but they don't fall down'

How many of you remember those?

Your right though, they could be from the same designer.
03/18/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
They're kind of... quaint.

But I wouldn't want to fuck them.
My thoughts exactly.
03/19/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
This...I don't even have words...it's...freakin g hilarious. Not at all sexy, but...wow.
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

... more
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Kinda creepy if you ask me! Wonder what kind of person would buy these?
03/19/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
Hehe thanks.
03/19/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
Now you can play doctor all by yourself.
03/19/2011
Contributor: BlueDog BlueDog
Not necessary to bring into the world but ... people will buy anything. They are definitely sort of creepy but not funny at all.
03/19/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
They're no worse than dog cock, zombie cock, or virgin Mary dildos.

(all real products, by the way)
03/19/2011
Contributor: firekitten firekitten
Wow. No. Creepy. I don't need a face on my vibe thank you very much.
03/19/2011
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Wow, that's almost a Village People of vibes!
03/19/2011
Contributor: Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Creepy, but nothing surprises me anymore.
03/19/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Which professions would you like to see them include?
03/21/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
Quote:
Originally posted by UnknownGirl
They're no worse than dog cock, zombie cock, or virgin Mary dildos.

(all real products, by the way)
Wow... I guess when they say there's something out there for everyone there really is...
03/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
They do look like Weebles, or Fisher Price People. My kids adored Fisher Price People (the old ones, that were small and....cylindrical and made of wood or plastic, and had no arms or legs) I couldn't put one of those vibrators that looks so much like PeeePOE.....

No, no way.

Why is the fireman the only one with a 5 O'Clock shadow?
03/21/2011