Swing Intimidation

Contributor: Not here Not here
OMG, I love mine. I recently got the Pleasure Swing for the Video Review Rumble, and it is quite possibly the best invention known to man. Since there's so little effort involved, my man wants to fuck me even more. When we're done, I kind of just swing around with a dopey smile on my face. It is a bit intimidating to get into the first time, but with the help of my man, I was able to securely get into place. I highly recommend it!!
12/10/2010
Contributor: dugasnic dugasnic
they look really fun, plan on getting one soon.
12/22/2010
Contributor: Josh aka FootMan Josh aka FootMan
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Originally posted by Not here
OMG, I love mine. I recently got the Pleasure Swing for the Video Review Rumble, and it is quite possibly the best invention known to man. Since there's so little effort involved, my man wants to fuck me even more. When we're done, I kind of ... more
Heh, agreed...

I almost feel lazy using this thing, but it really allows for the perfect angle and fatigue during sex is simply nonexistent. There are a wide variety of options available when using a swing, just make sure it's secured properly so you're not having any anxiety while trying to enjoy yourselves!

My advice is to get one, the neighbors might not appreciate it but that's okay..
12/23/2010
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
My wife hates them. She's worried we'll end up breaking a door jam or something, and then I'd end up having to fix it.
12/23/2010
Contributor: her pleasure her pleasure
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
No need to be intimidated. These are the best, most freeing additiion to a couples arsenal that anyone could get!! We highly recommend one.
12/30/2010
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
I hadn't used one until last year. Our (then) local dungeon has an amazing swing. They're awkward as hell to get into but one you are and have yourself situated- amazing! This one has the full back on it, though, not the ones that are just two or three straps, those look SO uncomfortable.
01/23/2011
Contributor: dbtracy dbtracy
I havent tried one "yet" but I will be adding one to my cart soon.
01/24/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Someday I'll have one... not sure how comfortable it is though.
01/30/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I love our swing. Mrs. Peg sometimes feels very uncomfortable in it.
03/11/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
We have a pleasure swing and love it.
03/12/2011
Contributor: Stephanie Marie Stephanie Marie
I don't have one yet. But I want one! I am ordering the one door swing this weekend, and then I might get the pleasure swing another time.
The door swing thing is just more practical right now for me.
03/12/2011
Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
I'd love to but I have a shy BF!
03/13/2011
Contributor: EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
want one, and totally expect to eat the floor at least once or twice LOL
03/14/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
I saw one in use by a webcam girl and have wanted one ever since, she made it look easy!
03/15/2011
Contributor: Love&War Love&War
Really really want one
03/23/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
We have two. We have the Pleasure Swing and we also have one that's for over the door.
03/23/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
I really want one. I am hoping when we move it will be our house warming gift to ourselves. We have yet to live in a place where a sex swing would 'fit in'.
03/24/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
I'd like to try one.
03/24/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
I wouldn't say that they scare the crap out of me, but they do intimidate me. I imagine myself falling out of it, or it falling apart during use. I'd probably have flashbacks of gymnastics class injuries.
03/24/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I've never tried one, but I would certainly like to!
03/25/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
I'd love to own one eventually, it looks like fun. Just have way too much other stuff on my wishlist at the moment.
03/25/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I'd love to try one but I'm pretty sure my partner would have me committed if I walked in with one of those!
03/28/2011
Contributor: give give
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Originally posted by Alicia
LMAO at the option of sitting in it with a laptop, sounds fun! LOL
I wonder if some people it on thier porch in their sex swing. I would laugh if neighbors didn't know the difference!
04/02/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
We just set ours up last night. We haven't had sex in it yet but I've certainly had a bit of trouble figuring out how sit in it comfortably. I feel like it might take us a few tries to get the hang of it.
04/06/2011
Contributor: (Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
I am mildly nervous about purchasing one. I feel like we will break it, because of our combined weight or because of our roughness or my clumsiness or or or or...!

Yeah, I want one, and my guy REALLY wants one, but I'm just scared to pull the trigger on the purchase. I think of sex swings as a sort of final frontier, too, you know? Like...if I go there, what will I possibly do next? Will I get kinkier automatically, like reach a new level? I'm only half-joking. I get motion sick, too, and the thought of dosing up on dramamine prior to sex doesn't sound fun OR my kinda kink.

give--that is HILARIOUS. I really need a porch swing...I wonder if my balconey would hold up....haha! I'd be more likely to go ahead and get the balls to buy a swing if I could use it for dual purposes.
04/12/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
I was too, partly because of looking like a fool and partly because I didnt want to have to hide something bulky. I bought a door swing and couldnt be happier with it!
04/12/2011
Contributor: PersonalAngel PersonalAngel
I'm not scared because when I started to pole dance I feel a lot so Im sure it wouldnt be too bad to fall. I would be afraid of getting stuck.
04/17/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
The minute our son heads off to college we are putting up a sex swing! My husband keeps teasing that we are going to ensure our kid will ever want to move back home with us, since we are turning his room into our "play" room.
04/24/2011
Contributor: crazyengineer crazyengineer
The funniest thing about a sex swing is when you leave it up in the basement, and your cousin comes over to your house, goes downstairs looking for something and sees it.
04/25/2011
Contributor: Howells Howells
No, but I don't want to try either. Pillows are better imgo. I one saw in a porn a toilet seat kind of thing that had springs and the girl was on top of the man and it looked pretty funny. Dunno the name :/ It was a Sunny Lane scene.
05/22/2011