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Contributor: Valyn Valyn
I think maybe I was delirious last night, but I started thinking of the names companies give to toys. There's the Eager Beaver, Chubby, Bonsai, Night Rider, Fonzie, Area 51 Love Doll, Baby Jesus Butt Plug, The Maverick, the Slipinside, Cunter, Lock & load, and more!

So, it got me thinking.. what are the weirdest/funniest/frea kiest names you've heard for toys?

What names would you like to see?
Yesterday I thought up the "Fleshlight-saber" for another thread and giggled to myself. Alone. In my room. At 2am.

Any you really wouldn't want to see? (Like the name of a family member or something?)
07/21/2009
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Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I have a hard time dealing with Lelo's Gigi. Not because it's a crazy name, but because that's what we called my Great Grandmother. And I don't want to call a vibrator that.
07/21/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I want a toy named Mr. Dick.

And I want toys named schlong, schledium and schlort.
07/21/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Lol. I kinda shuddered when I saw a toy that has the same name as my brother.
07/21/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Sex toy designing must be way too much fun. Think of all the possibilities Disney gives us!

Or the old ninja vs. pirate argument..

Or origami! Tattoos! Sanrio! Harry Potter!!

There could be whole companies dedicated to making up theme-based sex toys..
07/22/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I want a toy named Mr. Dick.

And I want toys named schlong, schledium and schlort.
Mr. Dick... ha. Do you remember Bachelor Party. That Chippendale dancer dude "Nick the Dick"? I think Tom Hanks may have referred to him as Mr. Dick or something like that. Either way, that is the first thing that popped into my head. Nick the Dick was situated in hot dog roll, and the Mother-in-law got that hot dog.
07/22/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Gary
Mr. Dick... ha. Do you remember Bachelor Party. That Chippendale dancer dude "Nick the Dick"? I think Tom Hanks may have referred to him as Mr. Dick or something like that. Either way, that is the first thing that popped into my head. Nick ... more
I DO remember that! lmfao
07/22/2009
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
California Exotics has a rabbit coming out with the name "Clitifier" -- it sounds downright terrifying to me.
09/05/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I was going to say that there should be a toy named "Fuckalicious", but then I looked it up and it already existed. link
09/06/2009
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I was going to say that there should be a toy named "Fuckalicious", but then I looked it up and it already existed. link
AHHHH DEAR GOD NOT THE SPIKES!
09/06/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I was going to say that there should be a toy named "Fuckalicious", but then I looked it up and it already existed. link
That should really be called "FuckinTerrifying".
09/06/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
I need to get an Area 51 Love Doll to use as a t-shirt model at our merch table!
10/28/2009
Contributor: Bill Ditchburn Bill Ditchburn
(Leatherbeaten)
Hannibal Lick'd'er?
10/29/2009
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Bill Ditchburn
Hannibal Lick'd'er?
That's a cool one. Very nice.
10/29/2009
Contributor: Lara Lara
There's a relatively popular toy out there that has my mother's (admittedly unusual) name. What would Freud say?
10/29/2009
Contributor: Rose Rose
I have a friend named Paul, who was once nicknamed Paulina [he's docile... he would respond to it]. There's a Fun Factory toy called "Paul and Paulina".

The mental images are great.
10/29/2009
Contributor: ~miss.heather~ ~miss.heather~
The Penetrator- Huge Cock
The Punish-her- BDSM Related
The Levitator- Cock Ring
10/29/2009