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Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
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There are many people who like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner
Having sex with a vacuum cleaner: Will it cause serious damage to both you and the vacuum? I say yes.

Discuss.

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07/30/2009
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Contributor: spicywife spicywife
If I were a guy, I would not put my penis in a vacuum cleaner..
07/30/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Neither would I. Vacuum cleaners smell dusty and rather like very, very old people.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Neither would I. Vacuum cleaners smell dusty and rather like very, very old people.
Lol.

It sounds dangerous!
07/30/2009
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Sounds just plain painful...when my sister was working in the Emergency Room they had a guy show up who had tried to get amorous with his vac. He passed out from the pain and did some serious damage to the erectile tissues from what I understand. Not smart when there are suction products out there that actually work!
07/30/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Sounds just plain painful...when my sister was working in the Emergency Room they had a guy show up who had tried to get amorous with his vac. He passed out from the pain and did some serious damage to the erectile tissues from what I understand. Not ... more
Wow. Yeh, at that point he would have been better off with his own hand.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
On the other hand, I knew a girl that used a certain attachment for her clitoris/vulva. Like a pussy pump, but one that goes from 0 to 60 instantly. My feelings remain mixed, especially because of what Carrie Ann said.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Juliettia Juliettia
Apparently there is a vacuum attatchment called the Vortex Vibration. link
07/30/2009
Contributor: imp imp
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Originally posted by Juliettia
Apparently there is a vacuum attatchment called the Vortex Vibration. link
That is kinda freaky. It still creeps me out it requires a vacuum cleaner LOL I think I'll stick to my Hitachi
08/01/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
Never, never never. It can fracture the penis, cause blood vessel damage.
08/02/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
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Here's a vacuum cleaner/wanking injury site.
08/02/2009
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
08/03/2009
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
Sounds like they're well on their way to taking care of the castration all by themselves.
09/05/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
Its called Social Darwinism.
09/06/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by deceased
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Here's a vacuum cleaner/wanking injury site.
The fact that there is a website dedicated to vacuum-related wanking injuries proves that this shit happens way too much.
09/06/2009
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
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Originally posted by deceased
Its called Social Darwinism.
LOL!!!

Really this is a great thread!!! Funny as hell. I posed the question to J...he said "WTF would I do that for, that's why you're here woman!" Oh, well ok.

Really now, I cried when my hair got sucked into the vacuum cleaner, no way I would stick my cock in there if I was guy. That's just asking for a video taped visit to the ER. And I would SO tape that shit too.
09/06/2009
Contributor: ordinaryak ordinaryak
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Having sex with a vacuum cleaner: Will it cause serious damage to both you and the vacuum? I say yes.

Discuss.

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their was a guy who died from having sex with a vaccum cleaner caud massive blood clots and killed him
04/24/2010
Contributor: Crystal_Rose Crystal_Rose
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Originally posted by imp
That is kinda freaky. It still creeps me out it requires a vacuum cleaner LOL I think I'll stick to my Hitachi
I hear ya! lol!
05/08/2010
Contributor: Crystal_Rose Crystal_Rose
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
Agreed. Snip Snip.
05/08/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by J's Alley
LOL!!!

Really this is a great thread!!! Funny as hell. I posed the question to J...he said "WTF would I do that for, that's why you're here woman!" Oh, well ok.

Really now, I cried when my hair got sucked into the ... more
I would so videotape that one too, if you're stupid enough to try it, you're man enough to deal with it going on YouTube, lol
05/08/2010
Contributor: Beloved Beloved
O_o Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!" ROFLMHO!!

Umm, not only is it quite dangerous from the physcial standpoint, but I would also have to say...ummm...the vacuum CLEANER is teeming with billions of bacteria/viruses/mold/ dust/dirt...WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO THAT?!?!
05/09/2010
Contributor: AU AU
I think a lot of girls have played with vacuums. I tried it a long time ago when I got a new vacuum that was pretty weak. It was kind of funny, but I wasn't impressed. When I was in my late teens, a friend told me that she gave her vacuum a try (Probably through her panties) and nearly got caught by her mom. She couldn't have sex toys because her parents periodically searched her room (She didn't have anything to hide, her parents were/still are control freaks.). They even stole her porn and kept it, I'm not kidding. She was pretty desperate, poor girl.
07/14/2010
Contributor: eri86 eri86
I only ever tested vacuum suction against my hand as a kid.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Having sex with a vacuum cleaner: Will it cause serious damage to both you and the vacuum? I say yes.

Discuss.

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Just seems like a bad idea.
06/06/2013