Sounds just plain painful...when my sister was working in the Emergency Room they had a guy show up who had tried to get amorous with his vac. He passed out from the pain and did some serious damage to the erectile tissues from what I understand. Not smart when there are suction products out there that actually work!
Sounds just plain painful...when my sister was working in the Emergency Room they had a guy show up who had tried to get amorous with his vac. He passed out from the pain and did some serious damage to the erectile tissues from what I understand. Not
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Sounds just plain painful...when my sister was working in the Emergency Room they had a guy show up who had tried to get amorous with his vac. He passed out from the pain and did some serious damage to the erectile tissues from what I understand. Not smart when there are suction products out there that actually work!
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Wow. Yeh, at that point he would have been better off with his own hand.
On the other hand, I knew a girl that used a certain attachment for her clitoris/vulva. Like a pussy pump, but one that goes from 0 to 60 instantly. My feelings remain mixed, especially because of what Carrie Ann said.
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
Sounds like they're well on their way to taking care of the castration all by themselves.
Really this is a great thread!!! Funny as hell. I posed the question to J...he said "WTF would I do that for, that's why you're here woman!" Oh, well ok.
Really now, I cried when my hair got sucked into the vacuum cleaner, no way I would stick my cock in there if I was guy. That's just asking for a video taped visit to the ER. And I would SO tape that shit too.
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09/06/2009
ordinaryak
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The Bloggess
Having sex with a vacuum cleaner: Will it cause serious damage to both you and the vacuum? I say yes.
Discuss.
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their was a guy who died from having sex with a vaccum cleaner caud massive blood clots and killed him
You have to be Thick as Pigshit to stick your penis into a 1000 Watt vacuum cleaner. I'm sorry but those ones should be castrated straight after the delivery to the ER to prevent them from breeding.
Really this is a great thread!!! Funny as hell. I posed the question to J...he said "WTF would I do that for, that's why you're here woman!" Oh, well ok.
Really now, I cried when my hair got sucked into the
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LOL!!!
Really this is a great thread!!! Funny as hell. I posed the question to J...he said "WTF would I do that for, that's why you're here woman!" Oh, well ok.
Really now, I cried when my hair got sucked into the vacuum cleaner, no way I would stick my cock in there if I was guy. That's just asking for a video taped visit to the ER. And I would SO tape that shit too.
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I would so videotape that one too, if you're stupid enough to try it, you're man enough to deal with it going on YouTube, lol
O_o Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!" ROFLMHO!!
Umm, not only is it quite dangerous from the physcial standpoint, but I would also have to say...ummm...the vacuum CLEANER is teeming with billions of bacteria/viruses/mold/ dust/dirt...WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO THAT?!?!
I think a lot of girls have played with vacuums. I tried it a long time ago when I got a new vacuum that was pretty weak. It was kind of funny, but I wasn't impressed. When I was in my late teens, a friend told me that she gave her vacuum a try (Probably through her panties) and nearly got caught by her mom. She couldn't have sex toys because her parents periodically searched her room (She didn't have anything to hide, her parents were/still are control freaks.). They even stole her porn and kept it, I'm not kidding. She was pretty desperate, poor girl.