Silicone torture test 03: Bash and Smash!

Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well folks, this is the final video to my Silicone Torture tests. In this one I pit a Silicone, TPR silicone and Rubber toy up against a ten pound sledge hammer and my full size truck.

Warning! This video contains graphic violence committed against realistic dildos, viewer discretion is advised. I am not trying to be funny, just wanted to give fair warning.

Enjoy!
05/15/2012
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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Not pure silicone?
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05/15/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Ah, dude, those poor dildos. But awesome video!
05/15/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Sammi
Ah, dude, those poor dildos. But awesome video!
Yes...R.I.P dildos.

But they sacrificed their lives for science, that was the second time they were used for testing like this (lube compatibility work shop). Plus they had a previous life as pleasure objects.

Thanks Sammi. Glad you like it.
05/15/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
And now, a badly-drawn, no-effort comic for your entertainment! (Dangit, Tim, I haven't used my tablet in over a year and now you've gone made me pull it out again!)



Yeah, I shouldn't let my toys watch this.

That was a lot of fun to watch! I'm really surprised at how the TPR silicone held up to the first two tests. (Though I know that particular dildo is kind of stiff.) Would've thought the silicone would have held up to the hammer better, but it survived the truck! Sweet Mary!
05/15/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Thanks for spending so much time on this video...very interesting finds.
05/15/2012
Contributor: interestingstuff interestingstuff
I love how you twisted your tire while you were running them over. That was funny.
05/16/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
And now, a badly-drawn, no-effort comic for your entertainment! (Dangit, Tim, I haven't used my tablet in over a year and now you've gone made me pull it out again!)



Yeah, I shouldn't let my toys watch this.

That ... more
this is awesome! love this!!!!
05/16/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
this is awesome! love this!!!!
Heehee, thanks! Though it does make me realize how out of practice I am. It would have been a lot cleaner-looking if I wasn't so rusty. But hey, I did it for fun, so who cares?
05/16/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
These are so much fun! Thanks for sacrificing so much of your time (and some of your less favorite toys) for the 'greater good!'
05/16/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Interesting experiments! I hope it was as fun for you as it looked!
05/16/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
And now, a badly-drawn, no-effort comic for your entertainment! (Dangit, Tim, I haven't used my tablet in over a year and now you've gone made me pull it out again!)



Yeah, I shouldn't let my toys watch this.

That ... more
This is great!!! You are very talented!!!
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
And now, a badly-drawn, no-effort comic for your entertainment! (Dangit, Tim, I haven't used my tablet in over a year and now you've gone made me pull it out again!)



Yeah, I shouldn't let my toys watch this.

That ... more
That is freakin awesome Rin.

I know, that TPR silicone took quite a beating only to be squished like that?
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
Thanks for spending so much time on this video...very interesting finds.
Your more than welcome Rossie.
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
I love how you twisted your tire while you were running them over. That was funny.
Ya, that just came to me during the filming.
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
These are so much fun! Thanks for sacrificing so much of your time (and some of your less favorite toys) for the 'greater good!'
Not too big of sacrifice Ryuson, they were left over from a work shop I did. Still, it was sooo worth it.
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Gracie
Interesting experiments! I hope it was as fun for you as it looked!
You bet I did! I have a blast doing stuff like this.
05/16/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
That is freakin awesome Rin.

I know, that TPR silicone took quite a beating only to be squished like that?
Hee, glad you enjoyed that.
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Hee, glad you enjoyed that.
I could see a review done this way, lol You have some talent there for sure. Still laughing!
05/16/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
You are awesome!!! Great video Tim!
05/16/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
You are awesome!!! Great video Tim!
Thanks Beck! I try, ya know?
05/16/2012
Contributor: interestingstuff interestingstuff
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya, that just came to me during the filming.
Improv. you gotta love it.
05/20/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
Improv. you gotta love it.
Is there anything better? lol
05/20/2012
Contributor: November November
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
I love how you twisted your tire while you were running them over. That was funny.
That part was the funniest! I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard! Nice touch, Tim!
05/27/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by November
That part was the funniest! I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard! Nice touch, Tim!
Thanks! Such fun, eh?
05/28/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Well folks, this is the final video to my Silicone Torture tests. In this one I pit a Silicone, TPR silicone and Rubber toy up against a ten pound sledge hammer and my full size truck.

Warning! This video contains graphic violence committed ... more
Awesome videos! Thank you for doing all the work!
05/28/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Missmarc
Awesome videos! Thank you for doing all the work!
Oh my pleasure Missmarc. I had a lot of fun doing these three vids, cant wait to do some more!
05/28/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
That was a great video! Thanks for taking the time.
05/28/2012
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Awesome video. I really like the tire turning back and forth over the dildos. Nice touch.

What else can we have you do? Bury them? Leave them out all winter? Freeze them? Find a way to fire them as projectiles against a hard object? I would love it if your series continued.
05/28/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Awesome video. I really like the tire turning back and forth over the dildos. Nice touch.

What else can we have you do? Bury them? Leave them out all winter? Freeze them? Find a way to fire them as projectiles against a hard object? I would ... more
I had thought of shooting them with my shot gun??? A projectile type test could be done, I could make a potato gun easy enough and shoot them that way.

I am open to any suggestions, might have to get some more sacrificial toys though. lol
05/28/2012