I've just gotten one. Burnt some $65 on it (Xmas sales and all that, wheee,) and put it to use.
Rather, tried to put it to use.
It didn't do anything for me at all. Certainly, the material feels very nice and all but... there is nothing to this thing. The hard plastic case means you can't squeeze a bit here and there to make it more fun and lifelike, and the size of the damn case makes it feel like one is trying to shag a lamp post; a nagging feeling all the more depressing to the average male who might not be 100% comfortable in himself in the trousers department, particularly when one realizes that only about half the toy is being used.
I'd compare this to one of those really dull, boring sex partners who just lay there and take it, but that would be an insult to boring sex partners; at least you can try to liven them up a bit. The Fleshlight just stays the same no matter what, even when fiddling with that 'suction top' thingy. It was so dull that after twenty minutes and a very lagging will to even try to stay hard, I switched over to my favourite $18 toy out of exasperation. One quarter of the price and ten times more fun, something wrong with that equation.
Personally, I am regretting this purchase; I could have used that money for something much more interesting... like paying to watch concrete dry, but this is just mine own opinion. It seems that despite what I think of as shortcomings (hur hur,) these things pretty much fly off the shelves and into people's pants. Why? What makes it so popular to the other male users out there?
Inquiring and annoyed minds want to know!
EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake... You can tell I am annoyed when I'm am so eager to stomp on a product that I misspell the damn title... And I can't fix it. Moderator help, please?
Rather, tried to put it to use.
It didn't do anything for me at all. Certainly, the material feels very nice and all but... there is nothing to this thing. The hard plastic case means you can't squeeze a bit here and there to make it more fun and lifelike, and the size of the damn case makes it feel like one is trying to shag a lamp post; a nagging feeling all the more depressing to the average male who might not be 100% comfortable in himself in the trousers department, particularly when one realizes that only about half the toy is being used.
I'd compare this to one of those really dull, boring sex partners who just lay there and take it, but that would be an insult to boring sex partners; at least you can try to liven them up a bit. The Fleshlight just stays the same no matter what, even when fiddling with that 'suction top' thingy. It was so dull that after twenty minutes and a very lagging will to even try to stay hard, I switched over to my favourite $18 toy out of exasperation. One quarter of the price and ten times more fun, something wrong with that equation.
Personally, I am regretting this purchase; I could have used that money for something much more interesting... like paying to watch concrete dry, but this is just mine own opinion. It seems that despite what I think of as shortcomings (hur hur,) these things pretty much fly off the shelves and into people's pants. Why? What makes it so popular to the other male users out there?
Inquiring and annoyed minds want to know!
EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake... You can tell I am annoyed when I'm am so eager to stomp on a product that I misspell the damn title... And I can't fix it. Moderator help, please?