New Fleshlight Freaks

Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
I like the Cyborg Fleshlight and the Drac dildo.
09/22/2011
Contributor: LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
The whole "external use only" thing on the dildos is probably for the same reason I am to refer to my workplace as an "adult novelty" store instead of a "sex shop" and refer to our products as novelties, not sex toys. In some states, sex toys are still illegal, just like oral sex and sodomy are illegal in some. So that's probably a disclaimer kind of thing to keep the company from getting into legal trouble. That's my guess, anyway.
09/22/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by LaLaLouise
The whole "external use only" thing on the dildos is probably for the same reason I am to refer to my workplace as an "adult novelty" store instead of a "sex shop" and refer to our products as novelties, not sex toys. In ... more
Which makes some sense, but the Fleshlights don't have any such disclaimers. I'd understand if they all said "novelty use only" or something, but the way it's presented on the site is just weird.

I've never seen a sex toy website put up "novelty only" disclaimers (except of course on the genuine gag gifts), now that I think about it. Only toy packaging and physical stores. I could be wrong, though.
09/22/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I think companies also like to cover their butts in the event some person sticks it up further than it should go and ends up in the ER. Also, some companies put disclaimers on vibrators that suggest they are trying to avoid accusations by the FDA of selling a medical device without approval.
09/22/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
I'm sorry but I think they're all weird. CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT. ANY OF THOSE.
09/22/2011
Contributor: l'amour l'amour
Alien is my favorite!
09/22/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Look interesting, not exactly my first choice of type of toy, but if I were to choose one, it would probably be the alien.
09/22/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
...and fleshlight just posted a commercial for the Fleshlight freaks: link

So is any one planing to actually get any of these I'm curious to here how they actually work.
09/23/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
have yall seen bad dragon . com?



dragon, aminal and monster peens galore! looove it.





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I love the dragons ! lol those are so cute!
09/24/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
have yall seen bad dragon . com?



dragon, aminal and monster peens galore! looove it.





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Heehee, my werewolf came just the other day. Quite an amazing toy!
09/24/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I need the Alien and Drac - yummmo!
09/24/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
if anyone hasnt used a fleshlight and is interested.. i have a little bit of advice.

the material they're made of is a real pain in the ass to clean and maintain. even though it IS quite realistic and velvety at first, it becomes really sticky. yucko.

check out my video about it if you like. good to know before purchasing.
09/24/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
Drac, Zombie, and the Alien look the best from a strictly interior inspection.

im not too hot on any of the exteriors though, MAYBE alien, but only if i had to.
09/25/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
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Originally posted by slynch
THank you for sharing, I had no idea they made this line of toys.

I was looking at the fine print and it says "Dildo is intended for external use only". I always thought dildos were made for internal use. hhmmmmm
i agree, what the hell fleshlight?
09/25/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I saw these the other night. Personally, I love the bat pussy. However I think the Cyborg would probably feel amazing. We always refer to this Dildo as our Navi cock.
09/25/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
if anyone hasnt used a fleshlight and is interested.. i have a little bit of advice.

the material they're made of is a real pain in the ass to clean and maintain. even though it IS quite realistic and velvety at first, it becomes really ... more
I watched this the other night. It is a freaking riot!
09/25/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
This is awesome Fleshlight has now released a whole line of Fleshlight freaks monster themed fleshlights link. They also have dildos to go with them (I like how the Alien one has two heads, as it logically would have to if the alien vag has two ... more
Oh I would deffinatly get down with a zombie fleshlight.
09/26/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
if anyone hasnt used a fleshlight and is interested.. i have a little bit of advice.

the material they're made of is a real pain in the ass to clean and maintain. even though it IS quite realistic and velvety at first, it becomes really ... more
Awesome video review alice! I am having all sorts of problems with mine, wish I had seen your video earlier.
09/26/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
I really like the Drac and Cyborg fleshlights, but I don't really like any of the dildos. Well, I like the aesthetic of the Cyborg one, but it doesn't look like it would be fun.
09/26/2011
Contributor: carenautilus carenautilus
The cyborg dildo looks fun! The zombie dildo freaks me out a little bit, gotta confess.
09/26/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Awesome video review alice! I am having all sorts of problems with mine, wish I had seen your video earlier.
yeah honestly, like i said the only ones i think would be worth it are the silicone. bad dragon is the only place i've found those so far. lemme know if you find others! sorry you're having such a time. i kind of hate mine.
09/27/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Awesome video review alice! I am having all sorts of problems with mine, wish I had seen your video earlier.
its a fairly easy problem to solve.

put a tbsp of cornstarch in a ziptop bag, dust your fleshlight insert in the powder.

presto chango

you now have a dry fleshlight that simply needs to be rinsed before use.

all this and more can be found on THEIR forum
09/30/2011
Contributor: Menarae Menarae
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Originally posted by slynch
THank you for sharing, I had no idea they made this line of toys.

I was looking at the fine print and it says "Dildo is intended for external use only". I always thought dildos were made for internal use. hhmmmmm
A friend on another forum emailed Fleshlight and asked about it. They said it's because of the rather extreme texture (in comparison to Fleshlight's other dildos, I guess.) They're just covering their butts in case someone uses it, doesn't like the texture and/or hurts themselves on it, and then sues the company.
10/04/2011
Contributor: Menarae Menarae
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
This is awesome Fleshlight has now released a whole line of Fleshlight freaks monster themed fleshlights link. They also have dildos to go with them (I like how the Alien one has two heads, as it logically would have to if the alien vag has two ... more
Oh, how I wish Eden would carry these...Fleshlight doesn't take Paypal.
But I'm lusting over the Drac dildo. The Alien looks interesting, too. Maybe if I get the extra money

Does anyone know if these are just a seasonal thing, or if they're a permanent addition?

EDIT: In case anyone's interested, I just found out these ship out stupidly fast. As in, 12 hours to ship to Canada. Considering the shipping for me would be 2/3 the cost of the toy...that's pretty good.
10/04/2011
Contributor: The Unnamed The Unnamed
i dont recommend any of them the textures looks different
10/12/2011
Contributor: l'amour l'amour
Just ordered the Fleshlight Alien So excited!
10/13/2011
Contributor: Rarity Rarity
Is no one else creeped out by the Drac dildo? If that's what vampire penises look like, my Twilight crushes have been crushed.
10/13/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Ya! Ef has the all the new fleshlights. Just type fleshlightsfreaks into the search box up top, them up. They don't have any of the dildos however.
10/15/2011
Contributor: Janis Janis
The zombie toys kinda freak me out, I love the blue of the alien toys but not the shape, the cyborg fleshlight has a cool design but the dildo looks uncomfortable, and the Frankenstein dildo looks freaky but the fleshlight is kinda cute. The Dracula dildo would probably feel nice, but I don't like "realistic" toys like that, and if I had a penis, I would get the Dracula - or Dracula's wife - fleshlight. The bat wings are adorable! However, I like toys that vibrate, so it's all null. Oh well.
10/15/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
i like them ALL. i am totally all for folks getting creative with their sex toys. the more artsy the better!

have yall seen baddragon.com?

dragon, aminal and monster peens galore! looove it.
I've actually done quite a few reviews of Bad Dragon toys. All of those pictures you have up there, I've reviewed them all, including all three sizes of that lovely tentacle. ~_^ I love their work!
10/15/2011