Man Eaters

Contributor: Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
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I'd like to start a discussion on novelty masturbators ie. the man eaters. peticularly in regard to how amazing they are and the fact you can simply put it on a shelf and i thinkl thats great!
03/16/2011
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Contributor: mikebooks mikebooks
I think that the design is ridiculous . Moreover, I think that the whole business idea about this will be total fiasko . But maybe I am wrong and there really is market for this ... erm ... toy.
03/16/2011
Contributor: Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Quote:
Originally posted by mikebooks
I think that the design is ridiculous . Moreover, I think that the whole business idea about this will be total fiasko . But maybe I am wrong and there really is market for this ... erm ... toy.
i wouldn't call it a fiasco, personally as a male i think its worth the 30 bucks just to sit on a shelf and look cool lol, that and when a friend comes over you get to toss it to them and let em palm it over for a few trying to figure out just what it is, then you tell the sap what hes been checking out so in depth and you all get a good laugh, especially with a guy like my best friend, you can get a nice shade of red going in a few people.

oh and on another note i think using it as a stroker might work better if someone were to own 2, not sure though lol
03/19/2011
Contributor: Mark43 Mark43
I agree with mikebooks, looks really odd
03/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well, I am looking forward to use it. You don't have to always stroke it to get off. In fact, some of the best climaxes I have had were when there was just some vibration. A egg in my Fleshlight was great for this. Never judge a book by its cover, eh?

I love the novelty of this kind of toy as well.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Pozatronic Pozatronic
I'm sorry....can somebody please tell me how this works? Is it a stroker? Is it just a vibe? Basically....where do I put my dick?
03/27/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by Pozatronic
I'm sorry....can somebody please tell me how this works? Is it a stroker? Is it just a vibe? Basically....where do I put my dick?
My husband and I have the same questions!
03/27/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Pozatronic
I'm sorry....can somebody please tell me how this works? Is it a stroker? Is it just a vibe? Basically....where do I put my dick?
You use the mouth to 'Stroke' you penis by sliding it up and down.
03/27/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You use the mouth to 'Stroke' you penis by sliding it up and down.
You said, "You use the mouth..." The creatures mouth or is there a hidden one on the underside like a Fleshlight? So it's not like a sleeve that you insert yourself into?
03/28/2011
Contributor: Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
You said, "You use the mouth..." The creatures mouth or is there a hidden one on the underside like a Fleshlight? So it's not like a sleeve that you insert yourself into?
Nope no sleeve, like Dwtim said you just slide the mouth up and down your shaft, or simply hold it in place while it vibes if thats what you dig, I love to turn my guy up to max vibration and use a little lube, I finally got around to editing my review to reflect all this if you want more info. (The original review I did was rubbish lol)
03/29/2011
Contributor: Seharra Seharra
Hahaha, I think this toy is ridiculous looking. I'd probably spend the $30 just to see what my boyfriend would say when I give it to him.
04/08/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
I think it's hilarious! I would buy this for myself even though I'm female.
It's too fun looking and quite cheap to pass up.
04/08/2011
Contributor: Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
I couldn't agree more Seharra and Lingaloo and it really is worth the money just to hand someone a vibratiing Alien and see them trying to figure out what it does if you haven't told them lmao.
04/08/2011
Contributor: tffnyandrs tffnyandrs
I like the idea of novelty vibratiors! It's a way for beginners to ease into using them without feeling bombarded like some do at first!
05/25/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
Think its great but I couldn't use it If i had to look at it. I'd be laughing to hard.
05/26/2011
Contributor: ToyBoy ToyBoy
I have never found a masturbator better than my hand, but I think they are funny
05/27/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I love it and Im going to get it. If he doesnt want it, I will keep it on my shelf
05/27/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I'd get a kick out of displaying it in it's box. Kindred has a great review of it that shows the packaging:

link
05/27/2011
Contributor: philz philz
LMAO Personally (guy) I would think it looks like a kids toy. I would definitely be one of those guys trying to figure out what it does.
05/28/2011
Contributor: Teagan Shepard Teagan Shepard
He's kinda creepy looking. I can't see him really working for my man, but he'd be cute on my desk or in the background when I start doing video reviews.
06/24/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Aha! I had seen this before and wondered how the heck you were supposed to use it. Thanks for the explanation! I have never seen anything like that, but since I do not own a penis personally, that's no wonder. lol
06/24/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I think it is adorable, just look at the pictures on my review
06/27/2011
Contributor: authorzero authorzero
I'm sort of unnerved by this thing. The reviews seem positive, and it's only $30, but....... I don't know.
08/15/2011
Contributor: toysforall toysforall
definitely looks odd.
08/15/2011
Contributor: chucky chucky
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel & Brittany
I'd like to start a discussion on novelty masturbators ie. the man eaters. peticularly in regard to how amazing they are and the fact you can simply put it on a shelf and i thinkl thats great!
agree
10/24/2011
Contributor: chucky chucky
Quote:
Originally posted by mikebooks
I think that the design is ridiculous . Moreover, I think that the whole business idea about this will be total fiasko . But maybe I am wrong and there really is market for this ... erm ... toy.
yea yea yea
10/24/2011
Contributor: tlaskowski tlaskowski
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel & Brittany
i wouldn't call it a fiasco, personally as a male i think its worth the 30 bucks just to sit on a shelf and look cool lol, that and when a friend comes over you get to toss it to them and let em palm it over for a few trying to figure out just ... more
lmao!!!
11/12/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
I think it's cute.
11/12/2011
Contributor: WetJenn WetJenn
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel & Brittany
I'd like to start a discussion on novelty masturbators ie. the man eaters. peticularly in regard to how amazing they are and the fact you can simply put it on a shelf and i thinkl thats great!
I dont know how well it would work. The actual groove seems a little shallow, and it might be hard to work with.

The actual design and look though, I love it.
It is super cute and perfect for people who like odd or different sex toys.
11/12/2011
Contributor: Humor4Fun Humor4Fun
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel & Brittany
I'd like to start a discussion on novelty masturbators ie. the man eaters. peticularly in regard to how amazing they are and the fact you can simply put it on a shelf and i thinkl thats great!
Interesting idea, but what about when someone picks it up off the shelf to examine it because it looks so strange
12/11/2011