With names like Stallion Pumpers Lube, Boob Lube, Tickle Her Pink, Fuck Forever, and Warming Masturbator, do you ever look at bottles of lube and think, "Why would they name it that and then plaster the name across the bottle?" Or why would they add such suggestive pictures to the label? I know a lot of people don't care if their bottles of lube scream "HEY! I'M A LUBE USED FOR SEX AND MASTURBATION PURPOSES! I KEEP DICKS HARD AND PUSSIES WET! LOOK AT ME!" but I intend to travel with some in the near future, I live with two very conservative people, and will be moving in with someone who grew up with my boyfriend in the following months. I'm not ashamed or shy, but I do wish that some of the lubes that I'm interested in didn't announce their purposes and use with such indiscreet packaging.

Am I the only one who feels this way?