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Which of these outfits looks the silliest?

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Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop 02/16/2012

After all, laughter is an aphrodisiac, right? So of course I want to pick the most ridiculous outfit!

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Which of these looks the silliest? (99 posts)
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Indecent affair
Rin (aka Nire) , wetone123 , Ms. N , Taylor , geliebt , Beck , blacklodge , Chirple , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , oneeyedoctopus , Jake'n'bake , ~LaUr3n~ , GravyCakes , Ilovelingerie , Ryuson , SaMiKaY , tortilla , - Kira - , loveshocks , Diabolical Kitty , Stinkytofu10 , HouseWench , eeep , JackRaiden , True Pleasures , Silverdrop , dhig , HannahPanda , Undead , GONE! , Breas , SecretToyLover2 , SiNn , wildorchid , Lacey Fennec , martb40 , KyotoAngel , pokefan15 , Subbi , Buttercup Green , MGDavicnigirl , pinkzombie , NurseKitty , TameTemptress , switzerland , LittleBird , Zombirella , Eliza , Jon S , married with children , Kitka , padmeamidala , Aberrant , Lano4ka , dv8 , A.Mari , Sunshineamine , LaSchwartz , C-Rae , LavenderSkies , MissCandyland , BlooJay , AHubbyof2SexualMinds , darthkitt3n , unfulfilled , potstickers , Trepier , ejrbrndps , cottonxcandy , SomewhatSomewhere , CindyH , Sinfully , xoflxokcxo , BiJess , MamaDivine , Curiouscat , blondie , FHeemz , spookycutie , HippieFeet , RiahPapaya , thornrose , princessss , Bignuf , hybridinsurge , Gone (LD29) , SecretKinksters , ginainohio , Undecided , brevado , Terri69 , PropertyOfPotter , Leather & Lace , lacybutton , KRD , Sirena , inkky , Intrepid Niddering , rockblenny , J5ive , Falsepast , Rey , solitudinarian , Swish , Bex1331 , tami
106
Home run hottie (Plus Size)
Ilovelingerie , Silverdrop , HannahPanda , GONE! , SiNn , xoflxokcxo
6
Jungle jane
Rin (aka Nire) , Beck , Silverdrop , Subbi , Buttercup Green , SparklyGlitter , LittleBird , Crystal1 , Princess-Kayla ♥ , Missmarc , darthkitt3n , thornrose , Hallmar82
13
Lattice chemise, thong and toy
wetone123 , Silverdrop , awesomeness , Ghost , sarki , kawigrl , DreamWolf , spookycutie , wdanas , lacybutton , SMichelle
11
Altar ego bell pasties and g-string (XL)
Rin (aka Nire) , geliebt , Beck , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Silverdrop , Undead , KyotoAngel , Zombirella , WhoopieDoo , LaSchwartz , xoflxokcxo , thornrose , lacybutton , SMichelle , solitudinarian
15
Slingshot microfiber thong (Purple)
wetone123 , geliebt , Beck , zracer , blacklodge , Chirple , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , aliceinthehole , kittychilla , Jake'n'bake , EdenJP , Ilovelingerie , - Kira - , loveshocks , eeep , Silverdrop , Undead , Sir , mpfm , pokefan15 , Buttercup Green , Mihoshi4301 , TameTemptress , LittleBird , Rossie , Eliza , Fun with Dick & Jane , Lano4ka , samanthalynn , Princess-Kayla ♥ , Sunshineamine , LaSchwartz , roskat , C-Rae , LavenderSkies , SweetMerry , GirlOnGirl , darthkitt3n , ellejay , sarillia , Curiouscat , Airen Wolf , Do emu , LilLostLenore , thornrose , Femme Mystique , Gone (LD29) , Owl , Undecided , lacybutton , FallFire , CountryPrincess , travelnurse , solitudinarian , tami
55
Fishnet halter bodystocking (Yellow)
Silverdrop , ksparkles16 , LaSchwartz , Lilith Bealove , Curiouscat , Intrigued , thornrose , kims89 , CountryPrincess
9
Rhinestone detail corseted long gown (L)
Jake'n'bake , ~LaUr3n~ , Ilovelingerie , Darklyvan , Silverdrop , Eliza , Curiouscat , Bex1331
8
Other - link!
toxie m , Blooddragon , Deeder , skeeterlynn
4
Total votes: 227 (151 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Indecent Affair wins the prize. Nothing's going to excuse that blindfold.

The feathery pasties come in second. Nothing like having fluffy nipples that jingle, right? And Jungle Jane comes in third. Most of the rest are passable.
02/16/2012
Contributor: wdanas wdanas
The fishnet lattice looks pretty silly to me, but the indecent affair is a bit ridiculous too.
02/16/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Indecent affair is pretty silly, and the slingshot thong comes in a close second!
02/16/2012
Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
ALL OF THEM
02/16/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
the banana hammock (slingshot thong) is by far the goofiest thing i've ever seen on here.
02/16/2012
Contributor: kittychilla kittychilla
the slingshot one looks hilarious! XD
02/16/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
the banana hammock (slingshot thong) is by far the goofiest thing i've ever seen on here.
Oh gawd, it is! XD I didn't really look too closely at it before. Okay, THAT thing takes second place, THEN the feather-tits in third.
02/16/2012
Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
Indecent affair, lmao. Close second by the slingshot thong and, imo, the rhinestone one after that. It's too '5 year old princess' to be serious. XD
02/16/2012
Contributor: EdenJP EdenJP
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Slingshot
02/16/2012
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
that thing on her eyes looks stupid
02/16/2012
Contributor: Ilovelingerie Ilovelingerie
slingshot thong is the worste
02/16/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
Quote:
Originally posted by Jake'n'bake
Indecent affair, lmao. Close second by the slingshot thong and, imo, the rhinestone one after that. It's too '5 year old princess' to be serious. XD
lol! It so does!
02/16/2012
Contributor: Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
not many sexy choices
02/16/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
Indecent affair is WAY out of the rest of these's league when it comes to silly.
02/16/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
Indecent Affair...for real who the hell designed that? Was it a joke? Like "we can make this and someone may buy it and their boyfriend/husband will be SO mad at us!" So much NO.

Followed closely by the Slingshot Thong which looks to be the most uncomfortable piece of lingerie (underwear?) ever in existence. Plus it just plain looks DUMB.

That princess getup is pretty over the top as well. And the strange bunny tail boob stickers.
02/16/2012
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Affair
02/16/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Indecent Affair looks like it might fall off any second - hardly an outfit!
02/16/2012
Contributor: HouseWench HouseWench
all of these are completely ridiculous, but the indecent affair has reached 'absurd'
02/16/2012
Contributor: eeep eeep
Indecent affair for sure, the blindfold is just too weird looking.
02/16/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
Indecent affair, most definitely. What made them think that blindfold would be a good idea?
02/16/2012
Contributor: dhig dhig
of these, i think indecdent affair, lol
02/16/2012
Contributor: HannahPanda HannahPanda
Indecent affair!
02/16/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
I think the indecent, alter ego and slingshot are the strangest.
02/17/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Good lord, the indecent affair one!
02/17/2012
Contributor: SecretToyLover2 SecretToyLover2
Indecent affair is what made my husband laugh for ten minutes straight last night. He even tried to make his own out of the hotel bedsheet to be funny.
02/17/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
lol, this was a fun poll! Some of those outfits are so silly!
02/17/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Wow... some of these are soooo silly
02/17/2012
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
its har dto pick just one
02/17/2012
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Indecent Affair wins the prize. Nothing's going to excuse that blindfold.

The feathery pasties come in second. Nothing like having fluffy nipples that jingle, right? And Jungle Jane comes in third. Most of the rest are passable.
Agreed about the blindfold, it is a bit awkward.

I chose the slingshot thong, it's not really attractive. It looks like suspenders gone wrong. I'm sure that someone could pull it off, though.
02/17/2012
Contributor: wildorchid wildorchid
Some of these are soooo close!
02/17/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
*stares at furry boob coverings and tries not to laugh herself to death*
...seriously..they plucked a bird to make that thing?
The indecent affair one isn't too bad till you look at the blindfold though, well minus what little the back shows that looks vaguely like a single strand of ribbon going from butt to neck.
02/17/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
* Indecent Affair - There. Are. No. Words.

* Home Run Hottie - Handprints on the boobs: in case it didn't occur to your partner that they can play with them.

* Jungle Jane - Bones? Really? Do they double as dildos?

* Lattice chemise - When you feel like dressing up in a birdcage.

* Altar ego - Of course you had to do something with the birds that were in the cage. Why not pluck them and glue feathers to your tits?

* Slingshot thong - Just imagine having this on under your clothes. Now imagine you have to pee.

* Yellow fishnet bodystocking - When you need hi-visibility lingerie for streetwalking in safety.

* Rhinestone detail - My mom didn't let me dress as Cinderella the halloween I turned seven, and I've been bitter about it ever since.
02/17/2012
Contributor: Subbi Subbi
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
* Indecent Affair - There. Are. No. Words.

* Home Run Hottie - Handprints on the boobs: in case it didn't occur to your partner that they can play with them.

* Jungle Jane - Bones? Really? Do they double as dildos?

* Lattice ... more
lol I love this
02/17/2012
Contributor: MGDavicnigirl MGDavicnigirl
What, um, interesting outfits!
02/17/2012
Contributor: Mihoshi4301 Mihoshi4301
The slingshot one just looks like a giant wedgie.
02/17/2012
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Indecent looks cheap.
02/17/2012
Contributor: Blooddragon Blooddragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
The wedgie one!
02/17/2012
Contributor: LittleBird LittleBird
The Rhinestone detail corseted long gown is amazing!
02/17/2012
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Indecent Affair made me smirk, but Jungle Jane was a legitimate LOL.
02/17/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Indecent and the alter ego but they are all pretty strange
02/18/2012
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
Oh god... the blindfold... what???
02/18/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Jungle Jane was like.. Tarzan, but the bones made me think of Pebbles as a baby.. lol
02/18/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Indecent Affair.
02/18/2012
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Indecent affair
02/18/2012
Contributor: kawigrl kawigrl
latice is hot
02/18/2012
Contributor: Lano4ka Lano4ka
Indecent affair lmao
02/18/2012
Contributor: samanthalynn samanthalynn
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Slingshot
03/08/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
The slingshot one is hideous.
03/08/2012
Contributor: Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
I was seriously torn between the slingshot and indecent affair so I picked both. These are all a little silly i think. The lattice is not terrible, but if you any kind of pudge it seems like the pudge would "puff" put of the open areas. I'm pretty sure mine would.
03/08/2012
Contributor: LaSchwartz LaSchwartz
Indecent affair is the weirdest
03/08/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
They're all pretty loltastic but I voted for the slingshot thong. It's so silly...
03/08/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Indecent Affair wins the prize. Nothing's going to excuse that blindfold.

The feathery pasties come in second. Nothing like having fluffy nipples that jingle, right? And Jungle Jane comes in third. Most of the rest are passable.
I agree.
03/08/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
So many silly ones...
03/09/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Not my thing..
03/09/2012
Contributor: SweetMerry SweetMerry
I was so close to going with Indecent Affair, but the Slingshot Thong won my vote. I mean, come on. That thing looks like a permanent camel toe / wedgie combo waiting to happen.
03/09/2012
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
the Slingshot Thong
03/09/2012
Contributor: AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
The Indecent Affair does look a tad silly for me.
03/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
indecent affair looks silly to me.
03/09/2012
Contributor: Trepier Trepier
The indecent affair just because of the eyewear alone.
03/11/2012
Contributor: cottonxcandy cottonxcandy
Indecent Affair, the blindfold is terrible!
03/12/2012
Contributor: SomewhatSomewhere SomewhatSomewhere
Indecent Affair. Like, I dunno how I'd wear that and not have it moving all over the place. Place, I'm not sure what's up with the blindfold.
03/12/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
i chose the indecent affair
03/12/2012
Contributor: ellejay ellejay
I just couldn't do the slingshot.
03/12/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Lattice one looks ok out of these...
07/12/2012
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
the slingshot purple thong reminds me of borat. lol.
07/12/2012
Contributor: HippieFeet HippieFeet
Indecent affair makes me lol
07/12/2012
Contributor: princessss princessss
There all terrible. I pick indecent affair.
07/17/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
And what were the designers thinking?
Oh my..some of these ARE indeed GOOFY, but indecent affair..well, no thanks. Takes the prize.
07/17/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by princessss
There all terrible. I pick indecent affair.
What WERE those "designers thinking"??? I agree..all horrible.
07/17/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by SomewhatSomewhere
Indecent Affair. Like, I dunno how I'd wear that and not have it moving all over the place. Place, I'm not sure what's up with the blindfold.
That blindfold is insane.
07/17/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by LaSchwartz
Indecent affair is the weirdest
Agreed
07/17/2012
Contributor: hybridinsurge hybridinsurge
Indecent Affair, for sure. What is with that blindfold?!
07/17/2012
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Indecent affair...no way I would wear this!
07/17/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
I couldn't decide between Indecent Affair and the Slingshot Thong. Fantastic!
07/17/2012
Contributor: ginainohio ginainohio
indecent affair
07/19/2012
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
indecent affair.
07/19/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
The indecent affair is definitely the worst of the bunch
08/25/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Indecent affair
09/01/2012
Contributor: edenguy edenguy
Any of the above will do just fine
09/01/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Those are mostly pretty funny, but I think Indecent affair is the best!
09/01/2012
Contributor: Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
indecent affair for the win!
09/01/2012
Contributor: lacybutton lacybutton
hahaha, these are ridiculous, especially the Indecent Affair and the Slingshot one, though the one with the furball pasties is pretty ridiculous too.
09/01/2012
Contributor: KRD KRD
indecent affair
09/01/2012
Contributor: kims89 kims89
oh my!!!
09/01/2012
Contributor: Sirena Sirena
That was close between indecent, the Altar ego bell pasties and g-string. and the slingshot, but indecent won it for my. That blindfold makes me think she is going to do that skit where you lay upside-down and draw a face on your chin then lip sync.
09/01/2012
Contributor: inkky inkky
I Think Anything Can Be Sexy If It's Worn Correctly.
09/01/2012
Contributor: CountryPrincess CountryPrincess
to be honest I kinda like the last one and i'm not sure why LOL but the slingshot and full body net? ummm ya NO lol
09/01/2012
Contributor: Deeder Deeder
What, no "all of the above"?
09/01/2012
Contributor: Lavendar Lavendar
the tuxedo one is ridiculous
09/01/2012
Contributor: skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
Actually, I like all of them in question.
09/01/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
The sling shot!! I really, really don't think so!
09/01/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
The sling shot is funny, but Jungle Jane is funny and sexy.
09/01/2012
Contributor: J5ive J5ive
Indecent affair
09/01/2012
Contributor: xxombie xxombie
Oh geez.. all of them?? LOL
09/02/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
indecent affair ...wtf
09/02/2012
Contributor: solitudinarian solitudinarian
Indecent affair, the alter ego set and the slingshot thong are all pretty bad.
09/02/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
lol those are all pretty amusing
09/02/2012
Contributor: tami tami
they are all pretty funny
09/02/2012