What is the best dildo from the produce section?
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vegetable dildo
12/20/2010
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I don't know, but for heaven's sake use a condom if you must.
12/20/2010
Cucumber!
12/20/2010
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size at the moment) Kind of like an 8 ball ball which i have tried before and was really nice with the weight of it
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size at the moment) Kind of like an 8 ball ball which i have tried before and was really nice with the weight of it
12/20/2010
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Yeah but an apple doesn't weigh nearly as much as an eight ball and if you get it stuck you are going to go into the hall of fame of most embarassing emergency room visits.
Originally posted by
AussieSarah
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size ... more
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size ... more
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size at the moment) Kind of like an 8 ball ball which i have tried before and was really nice with the weight of it less
Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size at the moment) Kind of like an 8 ball ball which i have tried before and was really nice with the weight of it less
01/06/2011
I have never used a food product this way. Dunno! lol
01/06/2011
I've never used a vegetable. I've never had to. Thank you EF!
01/06/2011
I've never used a vegetable before. O___O But I'd think a carrot or cucumber would work...but yeah use a condom. D: I'd just feel so uncomfortable using one.
01/06/2011
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well we'll just have to think of another fruit that weighs a little bit more then.
Originally posted by
Autumn Brent
Yeah but an apple doesn't weigh nearly as much as an eight ball and if you get it stuck you are going to go into the hall of fame of most embarassing emergency room visits.
Personally i just like the idea of being able to 'shoot' things out my butt (and my man loves watching) so anything round does it for me and the lighter it is i suppose the easier it should be to expell out my ass as less weight to push.
Following on from another thread on here even tried setting up mirrors the other night so i could see it myself but wasnt too effective
01/07/2011
Bananas, but they get a bit squashy after a while...
02/06/2011
Watermelon. Use plenty of lube.
02/08/2011
I'm not sure that a vegetable would really be "green" in the environmentally-friend ly way. Agriculture uses up a lot of fossil fuels, and that cucumber dildo is going to be a short-term toy at best, possibly only one use, and afterwards what are you going to do with it?
02/08/2011
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I disagree. A vegetable that has been grown organically in a water-wise garden is not particularly taxing on the environment. And if you use a condom (on something sturdy like a carrot, cucumber or zucchini) there is really no reason you can't rinse the vegie off and have it for dinner!
Originally posted by
ScottA
I'm not sure that a vegetable would really be "green" in the environmentally-friend ly way. Agriculture uses up a lot of fossil fuels, and that cucumber dildo is going to be a short-term toy at best, possibly only one use, and
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I'm not sure that a vegetable would really be "green" in the environmentally-friend ly way. Agriculture uses up a lot of fossil fuels, and that cucumber dildo is going to be a short-term toy at best, possibly only one use, and afterwards what are you going to do with it?
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02/08/2011
I haven't really given it much thought, let alone tried it. But I would probably say a peeled cucumber, I think the chilling sensation could be fun.
02/08/2011
I would probably go with a cucumber, provided that you use an XL condom over it to keep pesticides away from you. I can't say that I'm basing this on any experience, but after working in a supermarket for over four years, I can't say that my mind doesn't wander in that direction.
02/09/2011
I hate vegetables, lol. The last thing I'd want to do is use one on myself!
02/09/2011
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If you're shopping at the grocery, something from the produce section would be safer than a sausage or a cheese log.
Originally posted by
onehotmomma
I hate vegetables, lol. The last thing I'd want to do is use one on myself!
02/09/2011
Zucchini and banana. Don't forget the condom =)
03/24/2011
Yes use a condom and don't tell anyone if you let them eat it later! But definately cucumber.
03/29/2011
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Hahahaha! Awesome! Pineapple could also be entertaining. LOL
Originally posted by
dv8
Watermelon. Use plenty of lube.
04/22/2011
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uh, i wouldn't try it, but a cucumber. please use a condom. food goes in the stomach, not other orifices ....
Originally posted by
middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
04/23/2011
Zucchini or another type of squash works well enough
04/23/2011
I have this horrible image in my head of accidentally puncturing oneself in the cervix with a sharp carrot *shudders*.
04/23/2011
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I dont think I will ever be able to goto the produce section again with outthinking of this question
Originally posted by
middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
06/19/2011
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Def agree with you on that one
Originally posted by
ToyGeek
I don't know, but for heaven's sake use a condom if you must.
06/21/2011
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i dont know about eating it for dinner after that, though a compost pile would be fine.
Originally posted by
Harlot O
I disagree. A vegetable that has been grown organically in a water-wise garden is not particularly taxing on the environment. And if you use a condom (on something sturdy like a carrot, cucumber or zucchini) there is really no reason you can't
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I disagree. A vegetable that has been grown organically in a water-wise garden is not particularly taxing on the environment. And if you use a condom (on something sturdy like a carrot, cucumber or zucchini) there is really no reason you can't rinse the vegie off and have it for dinner!
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as far as using a veggie not being green... come on, if a vegetable isn't green, i dont know what is. nothing could be greener than that, as far as biodegradability and low impact (anything manufactured is going to have a certain amount of fossil fuels going into its transportation and construction) one couldnt ask for more (less).
06/21/2011
Cucumber or Zucchini would be nice
06/21/2011
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Just don't test the veggies until you've purchased them.
Originally posted by
The Mother of a SiNner
I dont think I will ever be able to goto the produce section again with outthinking of this question
06/24/2011
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LOL
Originally posted by
Lilgirlsunshine
Hahahaha! Awesome! Pineapple could also be entertaining. LOL
Never used a vegetable, but I'd go with the masses in saying probably cucumber.
06/24/2011
LOL @ the Watermelon comment! YIKES
11/09/2011
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