Wow. Pogo Dildo?

Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
I found this on another sex toy site, and was a little intrigued, a little curious, but mostly amused. I don't think this is something I could use with a straight face, or even if I think it's worth the money they're asking! What do you think? Would you use it?
06/12/2012
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Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
OMG, I think the trailer on that site is the funniest thing I've watched in a while! No, I don't think a combo dildo/pogo stick is in my future. Somehow I don't see that one ending well...
06/12/2012
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
As silly as it looks, this could be good for a person who cannot reach her genitals due to disability (such as short arms or inability to bend).
06/12/2012
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
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Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
As silly as it looks, this could be good for a person who cannot reach her genitals due to disability (such as short arms or inability to bend).
I never considered that. Thank you. =)
06/12/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
Wow. That looks amazing. I'd consider buying it if it were compatible with normal dildos instead of just their proprietary TPR ones.
06/12/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
I just laughed out loud. Of course I wondered how so I clicked the video. Wow, the woman's face had me laughing. This is just too much for me, wow!
06/13/2012
Contributor: sexyfun sexyfun
Quote:
Originally posted by Gone (LD29)
OMG, I think the trailer on that site is the funniest thing I've watched in a while! No, I don't think a combo dildo/pogo stick is in my future. Somehow I don't see that one ending well...
haha I watched it too and thought the exactly same thing
06/13/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I've seen this before on a couple of blogs detailing weird and outlandish sex toys. Pretty silly appearance-wise, though it's still a neat idea.
06/13/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I found this on another sex toy site, and was a little intrigued, a little curious, but mostly amused. I don't think this is something I could use with a straight face, or even if I think it's worth the money they're asking! What do you ... more
Oh my! No way, I could not enjoy or even use that. It doesn't even look necessary for me. My partner can use his hand to do that! I couldn't make a toy go in and out that quick, but he can so it wouldn't even be necessary for me.
06/13/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
Oh wow, that 'trailer' was a little weird.
06/13/2012
Contributor: theavocadopit theavocadopit
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I found this on another sex toy site, and was a little intrigued, a little curious, but mostly amused. I don't think this is something I could use with a straight face, or even if I think it's worth the money they're asking! What do you ... more
Lol, it's so awkward looking! WHY?! Lol.
06/13/2012
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
Not for me. I can do that myself. But I think Yaoi Pervette makes a good point. I hadn't thought of that.
06/13/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
HA. That trailer made my night. No, no I don't think I'll be getting this. I love that it says "with a few uses" you'll master it. I don't want any toy that takes a "few uses" to figure out how the hell to use it. I also love the "squeaky-squeaky-squea ky" noise it makes that they didn't bother to edit out of the video. Pass.

I can see it being good for those that can't reach though. So it has a place, just not in my bedroom.
06/13/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Haha!

I thought this was going to be of the cartoon character.
06/13/2012
Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
funniest thing I've seen in weeks thanks
06/14/2012
Contributor: wdanas wdanas
I'm not even sure what I could possibly say about this...
06/14/2012
Contributor: ginainohio ginainohio
omg what the heck lol
06/14/2012
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
O_O.... I'd almost want one, but from the video, it looks kind of tedious to get it in at just the right angel and keep it at that...
06/15/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Haha, the trailer is hilarious! So much work with a stick. Just use your hand, sheeesh!
06/15/2012
Contributor: hall5885 hall5885
The trailer was priceless. The music only made it more funnier. Just seems like to much work.
06/17/2012
Contributor: Aishiteru Aishiteru
Hilarious.
01/13/2013
Contributor: Vasdef1 Vasdef1
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I found this on another sex toy site, and was a little intrigued, a little curious, but mostly amused. I don't think this is something I could use with a straight face, or even if I think it's worth the money they're asking! What do you ... more
Interesting. I made a base awhile back. Im kinda tired of backing into it. I think ill make one from pvc pipes. I cant see spending 160 bucks for one. A fucking machine is way too much. The cheap ones on Wish are out, probably broken right out of the box. So, this might work until I find a guy to fuck me.
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