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What would you name your tantus vamp?

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Contributor: Madeira Madeira 03/13/2011

I've recently decided to name my tantus vamp after Poppy Z. Brite's vampire Zillah, and I was wondering what famous fictional vamp you would name a vamp dildo after?

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What Would you Name A Tantus Vamp Dildo (37 posts)
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
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Madeira , BadassFatass , Drifter86 , RemusHalifax
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A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , ichigostrawberry , sasweetheart89 , unfulfilled
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Lady Marmelade , toxie m , Lio , REDRUM , Sebmissive , cobiffle , Miss T , sixfootsex , dv8 , Totogrl , Kaltir , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Akira , Howells , Anjulie , CAKES , dezzydezire , Endocott , MJ1337 , M121212 , UunicornN , MirelleDion , Jackol , jay28 , Ghost , The Curious Couple , xylia , The Mother of a SiNner , SiNn , Beck , Kim! , daveysgirl , Breas , toysforall , Piña Colada , carenautilus , Bignuf , EdenJP , miss-miss , RemusHalifax , toastedbananas , sweetpea12 , Vanille , padmeamidala , fufucat , Djiffy , Stagger13 , slynch
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Coralbell , chantalgiardina , zracer , Eucaly , Steve of Eden , ~KillerQueen~ , Tessa Taboo
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RemusHalifax
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chantalgiardina , Sinfully , melissa1973 , daveysgirl , Gracie
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wetone123 , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , daniel and frances , kizzl , RemusHalifax
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potstickers , pinkcupcakes , Lummox , lovebugg , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , meganthomas , ichwillwaffels , sarki , null , Jenimi , Nissa Nissa , daveysgirl , Pixel , Vanille
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Total votes: 88 (78 voters)
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03/13/2011
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Contributor: potstickers potstickers
Eric! *squeal*
03/14/2011
Contributor: Sebmissive Sebmissive
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Sebmissive
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
I forgot about them, I can't believe I did *slaps forehead*
03/14/2011
Contributor: Armsjlove Armsjlove
Another vote for Spike here. ~ Arms
03/14/2011
Contributor: Kaltir Kaltir
I've always liked the name Lestat, just not for any I know, but definitely for a toy, lol.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Sebmissive Sebmissive
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
I forgot about them, I can't believe I did *slaps forehead*
I almost forgot about them myself. DX
03/14/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
I had to agree with you...although I might be tempted to use one of the vamp's from Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series. There are so many sexy vampires in her books. Although, I loved Zillah more as a character.
03/14/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Please, no Edward
03/15/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by BadassFatass
I had to agree with you...although I might be tempted to use one of the vamp's from Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series. There are so many sexy vampires in her books. Although, I loved Zillah more as a character.
I could definitely get behind 'Jean-Claude' The early Anita Blake books were great, the later ones... kindling.
06/09/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
Ha! Great post.
06/09/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Heh, I'd actually probably name mine Aubrey, from Amelia Atwater-Rhode's early vampire books. Those were my first real taste of vampire fiction when I was younger, and I always felt intrigued by Aubrey - he was a villain in the first book, and a major protagonist in the second (multidimensional characters were a new concept for me) - and he's got a cool name.

Dangit. I never wanted a vamp dildo before, but now... But it's a little big for me, so I probably won't get it anyway (at least, not for quite a while).
06/10/2011
Contributor: CAKES CAKES
I would name mine either Lestat or maybe after one of the guys from True Blood.
06/10/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
I don't think I would actually name a dildo, but if I did I would go with Eric from True blood. Then again Eric isnt really a very sexy name...
06/16/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
It's spelled "Stephenie Meyer".
06/19/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
I'd go with Eric
06/19/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Bill from True Blood. Yum!
06/19/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by Sebmissive
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
mmm yes, my vamp would be spike
06/19/2011
Contributor: Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
My choice would have to be Marius de Romanus from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and the movie The Queen of the Damned...
06/20/2011
Contributor: dezzydezire dezzydezire
OMG! you forgot spike from buffy! Total hottness!
07/04/2011
Contributor: clp clp
Vampires freak me the fuck out. :'( Almost as much as zombies.

*now afraid of her Vamp*
07/04/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I like the sound of Lestat.
07/05/2011
Contributor: Jenimi Jenimi
its a "hard" choice diffidently but as with Miss Voluptuous I like the sound of Lestat on the tongue
07/05/2011
Contributor: xylia xylia
lestat
sounds cooler
08/12/2011
Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
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Originally posted by potstickers
Eric! *squeal*
Seconded.

Oh..and Spike. YES!
08/13/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
lestat for sure
08/13/2011
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by Sebmissive
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
Oh yesssss.
Stuart Townsend was much more like picture in my head when I read them.
I also just bought the awesome fancy cover set of the first three books at Barnes & Noble the other day!
08/17/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
None. I don't like the idea of my toys having names. Plus I'm not a vampire, tru blood or twilight or whatever fan. I just call mine "the purple one that rotates" or "the purple spiral-y one".
10/24/2011
Contributor: carenautilus carenautilus
See, I'd be inclined to call it "The Bloodsucker".
10/24/2011
Contributor: kizzl kizzl
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Originally posted by Steve of Eden
My choice would have to be Marius de Romanus from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and the movie The Queen of the Damned...
oooo, excellent choice. Marius was so well spoken, I can't believe I forgot about him!
10/24/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
The only vampires I've ever been into were Angel and Spike from Buffy, so if I had the vamp, I would probably nickname it one of those.
10/25/2011
Contributor: RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
Oh my gosh, I love Lost Souls!
His name would probably switch from half the vampires in that book to just about all the vampires from Anne Rice's book. Why only have one of them, after all?
12/24/2011
Contributor: Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
The Count...from sesame street
02/14/2012
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
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Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
All those are really good, have you seen Interview with a Vampire??
02/14/2012
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
Lestat!
02/14/2012
Contributor: Djiffy Djiffy
Absolutely Lestat. Mmmm.
02/23/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
LOL, I'd go with dracula. I have a big jelly dildo that my friend and I call big blue.
02/23/2012