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Contributor: sunflower sunflower
Handmade dildos found for sale on the internet. Some of these are so WTF.

Cthulhu dildo
cthulu

for the geeks. this would be kinda cool if it was made by a real company and wasn't sketchy.
lightsaber

a scary porcelain doll dildo! also sold: creepy clown dildos
creepy

strap a keebler elf to your face! very kinky and artistic!
what


bonus: My Little Pony masturbator toy.............??
05/04/2013
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Contributor: Silverwinds Silverwinds
Lol, no that MLP plush was a joke. Someone thought it would be funny to make a Lyra plush with a vagina, and it spawned a ton of parodies. Not a masturbator sleeve lol. That Cthulhu is pretty cool though.
05/04/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
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Originally posted by Silverwinds
Lol, no that MLP plush was a joke. Someone thought it would be funny to make a Lyra plush with a vagina, and it spawned a ton of parodies. Not a masturbator sleeve lol. That Cthulhu is pretty cool though.
Oh it was? It was auctioned on a furry auction site so I assumed it was real. My mistake! I feel like a lot of bronies would actually buy something like that though.
05/04/2013
Contributor: purpleflower1972 purpleflower1972
Oh my
05/04/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
The first one actually looks pretty cool, but the others are pretty weird/creepy!
05/04/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
LOL I kind of like the Cthulhu.
05/04/2013
Contributor: Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Those are definitely too weird, bizarre for me. Thanks for sharing, I think.
05/04/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Holy wow. These are scary. Points for creativity, maybe?
05/04/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by sunflower
Handmade dildos found for sale on the internet. Some of these are so WTF.

Cthulhu dildo


for the geeks. this would be kinda cool if it was made by a real company and wasn't sketchy.


a scary porcelain doll dildo! also ... more
Love that Cthulu dildo! I would love to tie up and torture someone in a Lovecraft roleplay scene. Fun!!
05/04/2013
Contributor: ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
I actually sort of like the first and second! That doll one is so bizarre though...
05/04/2013
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
That doll is freaky! No thanks! They are all odd but that doll...wow...
05/05/2013
Contributor: butts butts
ooooooooh god the Lyra plush, I forgot about that hahahaha.
05/05/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by sunflower
Handmade dildos found for sale on the internet. Some of these are so WTF.

Cthulhu dildo


for the geeks. this would be kinda cool if it was made by a real company and wasn't sketchy.


a scary porcelain doll dildo! also ... more
Wow...what some companies wont do to sell a few toys...
05/05/2013
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I really need to get that Cthulhu one. I don't think I'd ever use it, but it would certainly look cool with the rest of the Cthulhus I've collected.
05/05/2013
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
Makes you wonder what people were thinking when they made some of these crazy looking things.
05/05/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
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Originally posted by Sammi
I really need to get that Cthulhu one. I don't think I'd ever use it, but it would certainly look cool with the rest of the Cthulhus I've collected.
That one is actually kind of cool and it's made out of silicone. No clue how reliable that is because it's sold on Etsy but you could search for it if you actually want to buy!
05/05/2013
Contributor: Catan Catan
I'm surprised we don't already have light saber vibes! Seems like that would be really popular, at least as gag gifts!
05/05/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
The Cthulhu one is kinda awesome.
05/05/2013
Contributor: Catan Catan
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Originally posted by Catan
I'm surprised we don't already have light saber vibes! Seems like that would be really popular, at least as gag gifts!
They're probably protected by copyright...
05/05/2013
Contributor: karenm karenm
Interesting, but I agree that they're weird. Especially the doll one!
05/08/2013
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Quote:
Originally posted by sunflower
Handmade dildos found for sale on the internet. Some of these are so WTF.

Cthulhu dildo


for the geeks. this would be kinda cool if it was made by a real company and wasn't sketchy.


a scary porcelain doll dildo! also ... more
My Starwars loving boyfriend would so love to see me use that second one. lol
05/08/2013
Contributor: VeganChick (is Gone) VeganChick (is Gone)
Oh my gosh! That doll is scary! I can't even imagine having that in my house.
05/08/2013
Contributor: pinkpottergirl pinkpottergirl
Scary. Just no
05/09/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I found a platypus-shaped dildo once on Etsy.
05/09/2013