alright, if you're at all like me, you only want Gucci for your coochie. and if you're even more like me, you want that Gucci to be THICK. the thicker the better. and if you ARE me, chances are you've recently been turned on to realistic dildos, an odd shift from your usual 'abstract, artistic cocks only' stance.
so where the HELL are they? EF is not carrying them.
i want a thick, over 2" thick realistic as hell dildo out of silicone. all the stuffs out there can look realistic and be huge but it certainly can't be any kind of quality material.
ah, if only John Holmes' realistic cock was made of silicone instead of porous-as-all-getout UR3.
so where can one find the treasure I seek?
and would you like EF to carry this too? let our voices be heard!
so where the HELL are they? EF is not carrying them.
i want a thick, over 2" thick realistic as hell dildo out of silicone. all the stuffs out there can look realistic and be huge but it certainly can't be any kind of quality material.
ah, if only John Holmes' realistic cock was made of silicone instead of porous-as-all-getout UR3.
so where can one find the treasure I seek?
and would you like EF to carry this too? let our voices be heard!