Of course it *could* be a tool (hehe), but scientists think this stone age object carved from an antler is an ancient dildo. Read the article here.
The original dildo. Literally.
07/22/2010
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That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
07/22/2010
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LMAO.
Originally posted by
kck
That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is suspected to be olive oil.
Very cool post Blinker.
07/22/2010
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Can't wait to read that! It sounds fun...except for the stone cock ring. Ow!
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
LMAO.
I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is ... more
I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is ... more
LMAO.
I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is suspected to be olive oil.
Very cool post Blinker. less
I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is suspected to be olive oil.
Very cool post Blinker. less
07/22/2010
We sell stone cock rings. link
07/22/2010
I want a mastodon vertebra cock ring...or brontosaurus.
07/22/2010
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Aaand now I'm tempted to buy that just to wear it as a bracelet. Aventurine is so pretty..
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
We sell stone cock rings. link
I know it would fit on my wrist, but the real question is, would it fit OVER my hand?
07/22/2010
Am I going to have to be the one to suggest this is where the word 'boner' came from?
07/22/2010
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I knooooow I so want this as a bangle.
Originally posted by
Splendwhore
Aaand now I'm tempted to buy that just to wear it as a bracelet. Aventurine is so pretty..
I know it would fit on my wrist, but the real question is, would it fit OVER my hand?
I know it would fit on my wrist, but the real question is, would it fit OVER my hand?
07/23/2010
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SIMCLMAO!!!
Originally posted by
kck
That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
In case you're confused, that's short for 'Spinning in My Chair, Laughing My Ass Off!!!' I would've gone with the classic ROTFLMAO, but I have limited floor space, and am really not in the mood to stop, drop, and roll. A thousand pardons.
07/23/2010
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Too bad it isn't Jade. If it was Jade, it'd already be in my hands. Like now.
Originally posted by
Blinker
I knooooow I so want this as a bangle.
I've been searching for a pretty Jade bracelet like one I used to own, and haven't found anything similar yet.
07/23/2010
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funny, almost looks like a rotten banana, funny....guess everyone has to get their freek on somehow!
Originally posted by
Blinker
Of course it *could* be a tool (hehe), but scientists think this stone age object carved from an antler is an ancient dildo. Read the article here.
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Of course it *could* be a tool (hehe), but scientists think this stone age object carved from an antler is an ancient dildo. Read the article here.
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07/23/2010
LOL, I've seen pictures of really ornate ones carved from stone before, but never one made of antler. I don't think it would be very hygienic!
07/23/2010
Wow! That is all I can say is just Wow. lol
07/23/2010
Holy crap are you serious? XD
07/23/2010
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No joke man! I mean, seriously, you don't know where that antler's been.
Originally posted by
Beth D
LOL, I've seen pictures of really ornate ones carved from stone before, but never one made of antler. I don't think it would be very hygienic!
07/23/2010
That's so cool
07/23/2010
Wait... one of the comments on the article has a point. How come this looks like an circumcised penis? Maybe carving out an uncircumcised penis was too much work??
07/23/2010
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LOL, you know, I saw a video on America's Funniest Home Videos once where some kind of a long horned antelope used one of it's horns to itch it's own ass. So... I can probably imagine where that antler's been!
Originally posted by
Splendwhore
No joke man! I mean, seriously, you don't know where that antler's been.
07/23/2010
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Ya if you look at the mating practice of most horned animals you will find there is more than butt scratch'n going on. (I will save you details.)
Originally posted by
Beth D
LOL, you know, I saw a video on America's Funniest Home Videos once where some kind of a long horned antelope used one of it's horns to itch it's own ass. So... I can probably imagine where that antler's been!
kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they would perform the circumcision. Heck why would they think about it?
07/23/2010
I look at that and think of splinters. Or rough patches, at the very least!
07/23/2010
Wow, that's cool!
07/23/2010
Curved for g-spot stimulation, too!
07/23/2010
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I know, right? MAJOR pain!
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Ya if you look at the mating practice of most horned animals you will find there is more than butt scratch'n going on. (I will save you details.)
kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they ... more
kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they ... more
Ya if you look at the mating practice of most horned animals you will find there is more than butt scratch'n going on. (I will save you details.)
kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they would perform the circumcision. Heck why would they think about it? less
kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they would perform the circumcision. Heck why would they think about it? less
07/23/2010
This is so cool. The anthro books always say these were for "Ceremonial purposes" but I bet is was just horny women. Ancient horny women.
07/23/2010
That is way cool, hygenic not so much...but I'm guessing the people who made it didn't exactly have access to silicone and glass!
07/23/2010
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I cringe (sp?) just thinking about it.
Originally posted by
kck
I know, right? MAJOR pain!
07/23/2010
Couldn't they have used a bigger ruler to show the length? I mean you're telling me they only have a 4 inch ruler available?
Pretty cool though!
Pretty cool though!
07/23/2010
That's absolutely hilarious. Although I'm going to have to agree with a few others-can you imagine where that has been? Ick!
07/24/2010
GTFO. Best post I have seen in a while. I demand more of this kind of posting!!! Now I am Googling the origins of sex toys and having such an awesomely ridiculous Saturday afternoon. Perhaps I am too easily amused...
07/24/2010
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