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Contributor: SkinFlute SkinFlute
My mom found my stash when she was house sitting. Did you ever have your toys discovered? Was it embarrassing or funny?
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Yes. It was embarrassing!
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Yes. It was funny!
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17  (16%)
No, I've never had my toys discovered.
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74  (71%)
Total votes: 104
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05/30/2012
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Contributor: Passion plum Passion plum
I think it would be pretty embarrasing. I really need to find a lock box for under the bed.
05/30/2012
Contributor: xMila xMila
Thankfully no, it hasn't happened to me.
05/30/2012
Contributor: hillys hillys
I've left them out but my family is unobservant
05/30/2012
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by SkinFlute
My mom found my stash when she was house sitting. Did you ever have your toys discovered? Was it embarrassing or funny?
I bought my first dildo when I was sixteen. I had the box hiding under my bed. But when I turned eighteen I moved to college and left the dildo at home because I had forgot about it as my collection grew. When I came back for break I realized my mom had cleaned my room and threw the dildo away. It was super expensive and she never mentioned it, and I never asked. But I'm sure she found it, it was so so weird for days.
05/30/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
not yet...although the people I live with know because they are going to see one eventually! I have so many and usually have one out by my computer when I'm writing a review.
05/31/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
yes, my mother is nosey
05/31/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
I have most of my stuff in a large travel bag locked up but I'm wondering if the few things I have in bags in my drawer have been found by my mom. I'm just gonna say I cannot wait to get the hell outta here. I'll NEVER forget the time she came into my room looking for laundry and felt the need to get in my duffle bag where I had a vibe hidden that I had brought home. I came home that night and was sitting in the living room and she came out and sat down and decided to be stupid and as me what that 'big pink thing' in my bag was! I just wanted to die. I was SO embarrassed and couldn't believe she actually asked me. I mean we joke around and are close but NOT this close. I made up some story that my fiance got it for me and it is scary and I don't know what to do with it so I just left it in the bag.....
05/31/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
No one has ever found my toys, mostly because my family respects my private space. They know I have them, though. I have been walked in on while using them, and that's always embarrassing..
05/31/2012
Contributor: ghent529 ghent529
nope i think i'd die tho
05/31/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
No, I would be embarrassed if that happened.
05/31/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombirella
I have most of my stuff in a large travel bag locked up but I'm wondering if the few things I have in bags in my drawer have been found by my mom. I'm just gonna say I cannot wait to get the hell outta here. I'll NEVER forget the time she ... more
Mothers, eh?
05/31/2012
Contributor: Bpmrn86 Bpmrn86
I have nightmares about this happening lol Thankfully it has not happened yet and I now keep my toys in a box, in a bag, in a drawer lol
06/01/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombirella
I have most of my stuff in a large travel bag locked up but I'm wondering if the few things I have in bags in my drawer have been found by my mom. I'm just gonna say I cannot wait to get the hell outta here. I'll NEVER forget the time she ... more
that made me chuckle!
06/02/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
We go out of our way to ensure that our toys aren't discovered.
06/02/2012
Contributor: squire squire
No i tend to be careful and hide things well.
06/03/2012
Contributor: zecookiepuss zecookiepuss
Quote:
Originally posted by SkinFlute
My mom found my stash when she was house sitting. Did you ever have your toys discovered? Was it embarrassing or funny?
As a late teen my mom found my vibe and trashed it! Not cool!
06/03/2012
Contributor: zecookiepuss zecookiepuss
Quote:
Originally posted by SkinFlute
My mom found my stash when she was house sitting. Did you ever have your toys discovered? Was it embarrassing or funny?
A friend of mine had her mom find her toolbox of toys and her mom rearranged them before they got home all nice and neat! Ha!
06/03/2012
Contributor: Sauceboss Sauceboss
I have em on display. haha its not a big deal to me.
06/04/2012
Contributor: Double Analysis Double Analysis
Nope! But I'm pretty open about them anyway. I've shown my collection off.
06/04/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Nope, hope that never happens!
06/04/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
Not yet but I wouldn't be embarrassed unless it was my dad. He's a home-body and never visits anyway.
06/04/2012
Contributor: SkinFlute SkinFlute
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
yes, my mother is nosey
Here, here!
06/04/2012
Contributor: Lady Bear Lady Bear
Nope, iv never had it discovered by anyone I didn't want to see them. I have some of my pretty ones on display but put them up if certain people come over.
06/06/2012
Contributor: meezerosity meezerosity
No, thankfully. If a parent found them it would be awkward. A friend, probably not.
06/06/2012
Contributor: Girly Juice Girly Juice
I'm very open about my love of sex toys, so mostly my friends and family just react like, "Oh, hey, you forgot to put your dildo away."
06/06/2012
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
A friend found my exercise balls. He humbly pointed and asked "Have those been in your vagina?". I answered yes. We laughed, he shut the cabinet door and said I was "nasss-tay" jokingly before going back to video games. Hehehehe
06/06/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Yes.

Once, when I decided to do a big clean and wash everything just to make sure that things were clean... I had everything laying out on my bed, on a towel. Mom found it, but never said anything about it.
06/06/2012
Contributor: Lizard Lizard
Not to my knowledge, no.
06/06/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by SkinFlute
My mom found my stash when she was house sitting. Did you ever have your toys discovered? Was it embarrassing or funny?
yeah, so my aunt came over with my uncle - i was smoking weed with them, the first time i ever smoked with him, like 3rd time smoking with her. i'd thrown my giant bad dragon horse dildo under a table in hopes to hide it...

so my aunt in her infinite curiosity sees it, kicks it out from under the table and proclaims 'what is this?'


i'm like, 'that's a dildo. and i'm officially embarrassed.'

and my face goes SO red.

i'm sure my uncle never thought while babysitting me 20 years ago that he'd find a giant silicone dildo in my room. i was sooo fucking embarrassed. lmao.
06/06/2012