Dildos that resemble real life partners

Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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This dildo totally is just like my partner. Any one else get a nice surprise like this?
07/31/2009
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Forum highlights on Realistic dildos:

Which silicone realistic dildo would you go for?
I'm torn between these three realistic dildos. I'd like all three in time but I'm after opinions from others on what they of each of these - whether..

Do you prefer realistic dildos or fun shaped ones?
There's a lot of really crazy and fun shaped dildos out there, but do you prefer them over a good old realistic shape?

Do you prefer realistic over unrealistic dildos?
Are you more likely to buy something skin toned and close to the real thing, or something a little crazy and different?

Do you like realistic Skin colored Dildos?
After being bummed that nearly all vixskin Dildos are skin tone colors I talked to Vixen about it. They said that they sell way more skin tone Dildos,

Looking for the perfect realistic, average sized dildo!
Hi all, I'm on a search for an average sized, averaged girthed dildo as realistic looking and feeling as possible and one that has a slightly upturned
07/31/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
The Tantus Acute doesn't look like one of my former partners in a technical sense, since his dick wasn't pick and sparkly , but it's pretty much the same exact size and shape. Just add a slightly more defined head, some veins, and a pair of testicles, and you've got 'im!
07/31/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
This dildo totally is just like my partner. Any one else get a nice surprise like this?
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
07/31/2009
Contributor: PurpleReign PurpleReign
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Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
Laughed and laughed until my wife came down and shut off the computer!

(Which is now rebooted...and old Mac. Live band playing old R&R blues through our windows...likely an neighbour's 50th tonight. We won't phone the cops until 6. Or 7, if we know at least two songs in the set, my wife and I resolve.)
07/31/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
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Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
I think that would mean a severe circulation problem, OUCH!
07/31/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
So.. are you dating Dr.Manhattan or what?

(I had to)
08/01/2009
Contributor: imp imp
I'm thinking smurf sex ... jus sayin.
08/01/2009
Contributor: Airlia Airlia
What about the blue men?
08/01/2009
Contributor: imp imp
Alien sex? I thought I had heard it all with unicorn horns and tentacles (which I am so damn curious about) and then the "Penipals" linky (that got a few giggles) but blue men? Latex suit? Hehe my brain is on overdrive now.
08/01/2009
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
The Tantus Acute doesn't look like one of my former partners in a technical sense, since his dick wasn't pick and sparkly , but it's pretty much the same exact size and shape. Just add a slightly more defined head, some veins, and a pair ... more
Did you buy it expecting that or did you discover it upon receiving it?
08/01/2009
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
Yes of course, because that was such an appropriate response! I appreciate the mature input.

And for record. I HATE smurfs. The only thing I like about them is the role they have in the movie Donnie Darko.
08/01/2009