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Cucumbers....do you ever view them and/or use them in a sexual way?

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Contributor: Bubba29 Bubba29
So, I was in a grocery store and saw a large display of large penis sized cucumbers and it got me wondering. Does anyone on here think about cucumbers in a sexual way and/or use them for masturbating?

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Nope, never thought of a cucumber in that way
38  (61%)
Yes, I have to admit I have thought about it sexually but never done anything about it
15  (24%)
Yes, I have and tried it as a dildo once
9  (15%)
Yes, I have often used them as a dildo
Total votes: 62
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04/06/2013
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Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
I don't think of cucumbers in that way.
04/06/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Whoa, nope. Not with a site full of awesome dildos at my fingertips.
04/06/2013
Contributor: joiedejouets joiedejouets
Nope, I'm not a fan of using household items as toys.

I will take some cucumber in my water though!
04/06/2013
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
Too large!
04/06/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Have only thought about it sexually as a joke, it's never been something I was interested in trying though.
04/06/2013
Contributor: Fluke Fluke
It's so cheap and easy to get a dildo/vibrator these days I don't think it happens much.
04/06/2013
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
No desire to use cukes for anything but in my salad.
04/06/2013
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
When I was in middle school a friend and I experimented with cucumbers. Never since then.
04/06/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I love cucumbers (to EAT, lol) but when I buy them I'm always self-conscious that people will think I'm going to use it for a sex toy. LOL. Silly, I know. But no, I'm not into using cukes, or any non-sex toy item as a sex toy.
04/07/2013
Contributor: SeductivelyCute SeductivelyCute
I once saw on strange ways to die a woman died by using a carrot because it tore a hole in her vag wall and like sent air to her heart.
04/07/2013
Contributor: lilyflower lilyflower
I had a partner once who wanted to watch me use one. That was the one and only time I did it. It doesn't appeal to me.
04/07/2013
Contributor: kaylajoy89 kaylajoy89
i've thought about it before i aquired my massive collection of sex toys
04/07/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Nope and I don't like them to eat either, unless they've been pickled.
04/07/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
I'd rather not use food in that manner.
04/07/2013
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
No, never used a cucumber as a dildo.
04/07/2013
Contributor: ashboo32 ashboo32
no but i know others have
04/07/2013
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
They can be humorous to shop for, and it's certainly easy to embarrass my husband when picking one out
04/07/2013
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
I always think they are funny in the store, and I try not to hold them suggestively, just in case there's people as perverted as me watching!
04/07/2013
Contributor: The Vixen The Vixen
I never think of them in a sexual way.
04/07/2013
Contributor: Aishiteru Aishiteru
Butternut squashes look more sexual to me lol. I haven't tried either for sexual purposes though.
04/07/2013
Contributor: Sera26 Sera26
No, I don't have any interest in masturbating with cucumbers.
04/08/2013
Contributor: Pete's Princess Pete's Princess
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I do not think I could use them in a sexual way then have them in my salad.
04/16/2013
Contributor: Silverwinds Silverwinds
When I was younger, I never did anything with penetration, so that never entered my mind. Even now, nooot so much.
04/16/2013
Contributor: twelve13 twelve13
Nope. I would have not wanted to use one without a condom on it, and by the time I was not shy enough to buy condoms, I already owned sex toys.
04/16/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
I know from a friend's friend that she had experiences with bananas and cucumbers. My wife and I experimented with carrots, because you can cut them into the desired shape and make a smooth surface with a peeler.
04/16/2013
Contributor: Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
I have not. I would rather eat them.
04/16/2013
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
I only see them that way because I saw a movie about a gay kid who used these as dildoes.
04/16/2013
Contributor: libbyv libbyv
haha, great post
04/16/2013
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
(Review Program Mentor)
Nope, I don't even want to eat them...yuck.
04/16/2013