Would you buy a dick-flavored dildo?

Contributor: Mikemanz Mikemanz
way ewwwww! but that's just me - lol
09/10/2012
Contributor: 123joy 123joy
no i would not
09/10/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ... more
I don't think so.
09/10/2012
Contributor: glasskitten glasskitten
Quote:
Originally posted by wdanas
Yeah, no. That would just be too gross and weird.

It does make me wonder what guys would answer about a fake vagina having a realistic taste/scent, though.
You bring up a good point about what guys would want. Maybe another poll should get started?

As for me, I like non-phallic toys, so I'd pass. But as someone else stated, skin would taste better than man-made polymer so maybe this isn't such a weird idea after all.
09/11/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ... more
I sniff every single thing that goes into my hands, but EW! Not that I dislike the smell of my partner's crotch -- I actually like it. That warm skin scent. But I would not want a dildo that smelled like "dick." HOW would they make it smell that way? Yuckeeeee!
09/11/2012
Contributor: booyahshaka91 booyahshaka91
no haha
09/11/2012
Contributor: AmethystSmoke AmethystSmoke
I can see there might be an attraction to a dildo like this if you don't have ready access to the real thing...

But, no for me - even if I didn't have a real live warm one in the bed next to me every night.
09/12/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
I don't even like them to look real.
09/12/2012
Contributor: dirtythoughts:) dirtythoughts:)
umm no thanks, I already have real one for that
09/12/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
I don't make it a habit to sniff or taste my toys... if it were otherwise perfect I'd go for it though.
09/12/2012
Contributor: PeachCandy PeachCandy
I don't know....that's kinda weird
09/12/2012
Contributor: aluminummm aluminummm
I'll pass on this one, but it's cool if other people are into it.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
I'd never buy that.
09/12/2012
Contributor: tortilla tortilla
I can imagine 'penis smell' means different things to different people.........not sure I'd be getting one of those
09/12/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
I don't think that would influence my decision to buy it.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
No way.
09/12/2012
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
I can't say for sure if I would buy it, but if I was in a store with one I would DEFINITELY be sniffing it! lol!
09/13/2012
Contributor: Frankie Frankie
Quote:
Originally posted by Supervixen
I don't even like realistic looking dildos because I feel like I'm fucking a body part that has been dismembered from the rest of the body, so if a dildo came out that tasted and smelled like a cock, I'd be absolutely repulsed by it.
Hahaha! This is exactly how I feel!
09/14/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I enjoy realistic toys, but much like the hyper-realistic coloring on some of them, a realistic taste/smell would throw it too far into the uncanny valley of sex toys. I'll pass.
09/16/2012
Contributor: MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
Haha, not for me. Ehhh...
09/17/2012
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
Nope
09/17/2012
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ... more
No way jose
09/18/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
That's a no for me. I don't like the idea of scented/flavored dildos.
09/18/2012
Contributor: Ouroborean Ouroborean
I think... I'd probably pass.
09/18/2012
Contributor: EddyBeddy EddyBeddy
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ... more
That would be "no." While I like cock, I'm not fond of the taste or smell of it, typically.
09/18/2012
Contributor: loveme loveme
It woud be weird because then I would wonder who's penis I am tasting. Lol.
09/19/2012
Contributor: brian691986 brian691986
nope
09/19/2012
Contributor: nosrslylol nosrslylol
Seems a bit creepy to me.
09/19/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
eeewwwwww
09/19/2012
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
Maybe. The novelty would at least be hilarious. Wear that out at a fetish club and everyone will wonder if you pulled a real dick out, hahahahahhahaha
09/21/2012