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Contributor: Envy Envy
Has anyone ever seen this crazy site? link

I'm looking at these things going woah! I tried converting the measurements, but some seem off. Like the girth, it's missing the girth of the head and shaft, something I would need to know before making a purchase, not the girth of the base if that's what they measured.

I wonder how they can get away with the name copyrights though.... I'm eyeing the Predalien because I love the Predalien in the games (the movie one sucked) even though I know I'd never be able to use that monster. XD

Thoughts?
04/09/2010
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Constructive discussions on Alien Dildo:

Sexiest Alien Character In Films or Television?
I'd have to go with LeeLoo from the fifth element, and Neytiri from Avatar.

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Aliendildos
I'm talking about this site: link Has anyone ordered from them before? I tried contacting them to ask about how firm their silicone is, and I haven't...

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Does anyone watch it?

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04/09/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Those are really cool. Are they silicone?
04/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Cool! This company has the potential to get a lot more interesting.
04/09/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
yeah, the care instructions alludes to them being silicone.

These are dif more cool than the confusing dragon/griffin ones, i.e cholaca(sp)
04/09/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah, the care instructions alludes to them being silicone.

These are dif more cool than the confusing dragon/griffin ones, i.e cholaca(sp)
That's what I thought, too. When I read the care instructions, I figured that they must be.
04/09/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Ya they are. But the limited information on the measurements is a bit off putting. I can convert the cm to in, but why do they not list the head and shaft girth and circumferance? I think that would help a lot.

It's a shame they're so expensive though! Makes me want to buy one just to put on display. XD
04/09/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
I'm undecided about the textures. They look a little extreme, and the dildos seem to be more for display than insertion.
04/09/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
If by "display" you mean "visual display of the lengths you'll go in order to produce compliance", then yeah. I totally agree with you.

Actually, they do look really badass.
04/09/2010
Contributor: Red Red
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Has anyone ever seen this crazy site? link

I'm looking at these things going woah! I tried converting the measurements, but some seem off. Like the girth, it's missing the girth of the head and shaft, something I would need to know ... more
I know of this company - they have been around for years. I believe that they only sell in the UK, but I might be mistaken or that might have changed. I tried to engage them a few years back to see if they sold anywhere in north america, but never got an email response. I want one sooooooooooooooo bad, it's not even funny
04/09/2010
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Those look ridiculously awesome, but unless they're very soft silicone (we're talking O2 material soft), they're probably too much texture for me. Recently I've found highly textured toys to be painful, so for us... yeah, these would end up being mostly display only.
04/09/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Those look ridiculously awesome, but unless they're very soft silicone (we're talking O2 material soft), they're probably too much texture for me. Recently I've found highly textured toys to be painful, so for us... yeah, these would ... more
I'm the same way. I've found that from Bad Dragon, with their textured toys, it has to be a 5 or less, I don't even want to try an 8 with the heavily textured toys. D:
04/09/2010
Contributor: Fearsome Fearsome
yay! more strange designs. There does need to be firmness refs, and possibly real-item pictures instead of 3D models.

The predalien IS really tempting.
if I get it I'll post pictures.
05/12/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
They do have a 'contact us for more info' page.
05/26/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
For the metrically impaired, here are the dimensions in inches with prices at the current exchange rate:


Predator 1: 7.68 in. long, 6.30 in. insertable length, 6.30 in. circumference, 2.01 in. diameter, 0.99 lbs, $107.74
Spike: 8.27 in. long, 7.48 in. insertable length, 7.48 in. circumference, 2.38 in. diameter, 1.39 lbs, $115.44
Predator 2: 8.66 in. long, 7.87 in. insertable length, 7.48 in. circumference, 2.38 in. diameter, 1.54 lbs, $123.13
Alien 1: 8.66 in. long, 6.69 in. insertable length, 8.27 in. circumference, 2.63 in. diameter, 1.76 lbs, $123.13
Aliong: 10.63 in. long, 9.45 in. insertable length, 6.69 in. circumference, 2.13 in. diameter, 1.59 lbs, $130.83
Warrior: 10.24 in. long, 8.66 in. insertable length, 9.06 in. circumference, 2.88 in. diameter, 2.31 lbs, $169.31
Predalien: 12.60 in. long, 10.24 in. insertable length, 9.06 in. circumference, 2.88 in. diameter, 2.87 lbs, $284.75
Alien King: 12.20 in. long, 11.02 in. insertable length, 10.83 in. circumference, 3.45 in. diameter, 3.75 lbs, $300.14
Avatar: 12.20 in. long, 10.24 in. insertable length, 8.86 in. circumference, 2.82 in. diameter, 2.56 lbs, $269.36
Chaser: 14.57 in. long, 13.39 in. insertable length, 6.69 in. circumference, 2.13 in. diameter, 1.68 lbs, $177.00
12/30/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I'd like the Predalien but not at that price!
And yet, I still find myself tempted....lmao.
*Slaps self*
12/31/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Those look absolutely awesome, but -- wow! -- what expensive prices and absolutely huge diameters (not to mention the ginormous lengths on some of them!).
12/31/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
For the metrically impaired, here are the dimensions in inches with prices at the current exchange rate:


Predator 1: 7.68 in. long, 6.30 in. insertable length, 6.30 in. circumference, 2.01 in. diameter, 0.99 lbs, $107.74
Spike: 8.27 in. ... more
Dude, awesome, thanks so much!
12/31/2010
Contributor: leela leela
Wow, these are really nice designs. Not something I'd want for myself personally (ouch, all that texture) but super cool nonetheless.
12/31/2010
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
avatar, chaser, and aliong look absolutely delicious.
12/31/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Avatar and Predalien are about the same size of the Tantus Hoss. The Alien King is the largest silicone dildo I've seen. I wonder if anyone can actually take the whole thing.
01/01/2011
Contributor: Lavendar Menace Lavendar Menace
I've heard of that place!! Those toys look like so much fun!
01/01/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
For the metrically impaired, here are the dimensions in inches with prices at the current exchange rate:


Predator 1: 7.68 in. long, 6.30 in. insertable length, 6.30 in. circumference, 2.01 in. diameter, 0.99 lbs, $107.74
Spike: 8.27 in. ... more
HOLY moly those get huuuge..!
01/02/2011
Contributor: Blu Blu
It seems like it is possible those are the real circumferences based on how expensive they are.
01/27/2011
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Has anyone ever seen this crazy site? link

I'm looking at these things going woah! I tried converting the measurements, but some seem off. Like the girth, it's missing the girth of the head and shaft, something I would need to know ... more
Yeah, I don't really like them. At all.
01/29/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
I noticed the site has new toys:

Navi: 6.50 in. long, 5.12 in. insertable length, 4.53 in. circumference, 1.44 in. diameter, 0.44 lbs, $91.76
Klyton: 6.69 in. long, 5.51 in. insertable length, 5.71 in. circumference, 1.82 in. diameter, 0.66 lbs, $108.44
Gorth: 7.09 in. long, 5.91 in. insertable length, 9.65 in. circumference, 3.07 in. diameter, 1.49 lbs, $125.13
Elite: 10.24 in. long, 7.87 in. insertable length, 7.87 in. circumference, 2.51 in. diameter, 1.76 lbs, $141.81
Phallus: 12.20 in. long, 9.45 in. insertable length, 7.68 in. circumference, 2.44 in. diameter, 2.31 lbs, $183.52

I'm guessing the Elite is a reference to the game Halo. The Aliong is gone. Apparently, butt plugs, alien pussy and cock rings are coming soon.
05/03/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
The Klyton seems to be pretty interesting, but it's a bit too thick for me!
05/03/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
Want @_@
05/03/2011
Contributor: Blu Blu
A few of these look really interesting. The Gorth just looks insane, but a lot of the other ones are reasonable, and they are tapered, so it seems like they would be easier to accommodate their large sizes.
05/08/2011
Contributor: cujo467 cujo467
Quote:
Originally posted by Blu
A few of these look really interesting. The Gorth just looks insane, but a lot of the other ones are reasonable, and they are tapered, so it seems like they would be easier to accommodate their large sizes.
Thats what I thought too! The Gorth is crazy!
05/08/2011