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How would you react to an anal toy that looked like poo?

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Contributor: dv8 dv8


We've had threads about alien dildos, animal-themed dildos, zombie dildos, and infected dildos. If there's a market for all that stuff, I'm surprised that no anal dildos or buttplugs look like poo; I don't have one but I'm sure enough people have a scat fetish and would get a kick out of such products. What's your take?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I'm nasty. I'd use a toy that looked like poo.
PassionQT , Naughty Student , Red Vinyl Kitty
3  (2%)
I'd buy one as a funny gag or prank.
dv8 , AussieSarah , ToyTimeTim , JessCee , Ansley , Drifter86 , Erotic Tendencies , Waterfall , daniel and frances , sexyintexas , exploringthechimera , Fuck it. , Kim! , Ms. Spice , teeny <3 , Buzz Man , Sammi , Lady Marmelade , biangel88 , anonymouse58 , thebest , kokopelli , BlackxxxRose , I'll Miss You EF :( , Marziba , daveysgirl , Diabolical Kitty , dhig , Lummox , Darling Jen , WierdAl , Lady Venus , TheBadHobbit , Breas , NarcissisticLust , fifi , Volund , Hidden , cmm , Llahsram , PeachPunch , mmmmm , Fluke , Deeder , butts , Missmarc , RTC , Lildrummrgurl7 , Abombadong , skeeterlynn , Two Grand
51  (28%)
I like anal toys but that's just gross.
ThoughtsAblaze , padmeamidala , NuclearTeapot , married with children , Antipova , P'Gell , Jenyana , stlouisxxx , CAKES , Pinkhare , AngelvMaynard , Sir , Wondermom , Pixel , Akira , dezzydezire , sarki , MaryExy , Misfit Momma , KinkyKrissy , Shellz31 , newfoundlust , mmike , Coralbell , null , toxie m , The Curious Couple , slynch , Stagger13 , Eucaly , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , MissNellie , Emma (Girl With Fire) , Steve of Eden , ladyred , Lilitu , virgomama616 , zracer , indiglo , Midway through , fleshlightluvr1 , Liz2 , ToyBoy , holypoison , Miss Anonymous , Booktease , FaerieLove , EvilHomer , aliceinthehole , Choolz , caligaliber , acessorie , LennaKieran , ily , WetJenn , Rawhide , Love Perpetua , Lucky21 , bondedlove23 , emilia , LQ , geliebt , MrWishyWashy , FemmeFlo , l'amour , 7Miles , MeliPixie , Toys in Love , zeb , potstickers , markwashere , ichwillwaffels , *Ashley* , crazycouple7281 , Why Not? , Lady Bear , klyte , Kitka , SneakersAndPearls , BlooJay , Mrs.Intensity , GirlOnGirl , Incendiaire , ArmyWife4311 , bh253 , MK434 , bettle590 , damnbul12 , ihavenipples , ginainohio , ToyGeek , Dixiemomma , Boyfriend , konicaguy , sXeVegan90 , chikisses , Stinkytofu10 , animepanda89
98  (53%)
My butt is exit only.
Ryuson , Envy , nuclearn!ke , Ghost , BeautifulDarkness , dudemeister , SuperSarah116 , gehuwd , virtualmirage , emiliaa , K101 , wetone123 , Jon S , Pink Jewel , BabyL0ve , kitty91 , Voilet , mrs.mckrakn , icyqueen
19  (10%)
Other / I'll have to ask my llama.
Rossie , DeliciousSurprise , CoffeeCup , El-Jaro , Airen Wolf , Nora , carenautilus , JRabbits , LilLostLenore , Rin (aka Nire) , AlianneCimorene , GONE! , Cora Jane
13  (7%)
Total votes: 184
Poll is closed
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Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
Umm.... no thanks.
07/17/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
who knows, I'd probably buy it as a joke and actually use it, and possibly end up liking it hahaha
07/17/2011
Contributor: Envy Envy
Found one:



Found here: link
07/17/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
I would rather say "I like anal toys, but a toy that looked like poop would not be very appealing to me" than "that's just gross." To each his own!

But yeah, toys shaped like poop are not up my alley.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I have a pretty firm stance on potty humor in general, so I could never seriously think about purchasing something like this but if I happened to come across someone it would be fitting for, I'd buy it.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
...yeah, I'm very open-minded but this is a very firm "no" for me. Especially after seeing that picture.

I guess I'm just not cut out for scat.
07/17/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
Only if it were guaranteed it get me off.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenyana
...yeah, I'm very open-minded but this is a very firm "no" for me. Especially after seeing that picture.

I guess I'm just not cut out for scat.
That's actually not an anal toy - it's a character from South Park.
07/17/2011
Contributor: nuclearn!ke nuclearn!ke
It would totally trump the candy bar in the pool prank, dare I say.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Found one:



Found here: link
That Mr. Hankey isn't even an anal toy, so I don't have any comment on it.

I'll definitely not buy a dildo like the one Goth found, it's totally gross!
07/17/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I would rather say "I like anal toys, but a toy that looked like poop would not be very appealing to me" than "that's just gross." To each his own!

But yeah, toys shaped like poop are not up my alley.
Agreed.

I'm not interested in such a thing, as I'm not into scat. But there are people who are who might appreciate that.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
mr hankey belongs on tv online, not in your butt lol

the other dildo just looks like a badly made black dildo
07/17/2011
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Definitely not my kink.
07/17/2011
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
I love Mr. Hankey and I bet it would get tons of laughs too. Not sure I'd want one that looked exactly like poo, but I'd rather play with that than the real thing anyday. My dominant twisted side would love to use something like that on a filthy little sub.
07/17/2011
Contributor: AvgJon AvgJon
Quote:
Originally posted by Pixel
Definitely not my kink.
Not for me either
07/17/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
No thankyou
07/17/2011
Contributor: Acorn Acorn
I couldn't use anything like that.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I'm not into scat but if it looks like it would feel good, why not!
07/18/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Found one:



Found here: link
Wow, you sure find the weirdest toys.

I wondering what I haven't seen yet so I challenge you to find a sex toy that looks like a tapeworm.
07/18/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
My gf commented that if an anal dildo looks like poo, how can you tell if it's dirty?
07/18/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8


We've had threads about alien dildos, animal-themed dildos, zombie dildos, and infected dildos. If there's a market for all that stuff, I'm surprised that no anal dildos or buttplugs look like poo; I don't have one but ... more
It might work for some people, buut not me.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Wow, you sure find the weirdest toys.

I wondering what I haven't seen yet so I challenge you to find a sex toy that looks like a tapeworm.
Haha!

This thread could get real interesting, real quick. I'd grab popcorn, but I don't know if I'd really feel like eating...
07/18/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
LMAO! Dv8-tapeworm hahhhahahaaa! This is a great thread!
07/18/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Wow, you sure find the weirdest toys.

I wondering what I haven't seen yet so I challenge you to find a sex toy that looks like a tapeworm.
ewwwwwwwww!

Reminds me of that House episode with the girl who couldn't feel pain.

One thing about a poo toy, you know it's the right shape to fit! Also, you wouldn't be able to tell just how dirty it is!
07/18/2011
Contributor: null null
That's just gross. But I suppose, with Rule 34 practically being law, it had to happen eventually.
07/18/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Not at all something I'd ever consider. Butts as sexy things and butts as part of the digestive system are two totally separate categories in my mind.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Fuck it. Fuck it.
I think it's funny. I'm not particularly grossed out by it..as long as it doesn't smell.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Wow, you sure find the weirdest toys.

I wondering what I haven't seen yet so I challenge you to find a sex toy that looks like a tapeworm.
Wouldn't some of Eden's toys work? Like the caterpillar one? I also saw one called the 'Witty Worm.'
07/18/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
Yeah...I'd never use that.
07/18/2011