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I Just Had To Post This. I Wouldn't Buy it, Though. Would You?

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Contributor: Navigator Navigator
That is truly bizarre. At the same time, though, it's rather cute. In a really weird way. Like, really weird.

Can't say I'd be comfortable with that near anything sensitive. It's made for guys, though, so I guess I don't have to worry about that. XD
03/08/2011
Contributor: PinkPedal PinkPedal
I tried to get my partner to buy this just so he could tell me what it was like but he wouldn't even try it lol
03/08/2011
Contributor: Partygurl04 Partygurl04
I would buy it cuz its cute but I would never use it haha maybe as a back massager for a botfriend or something if he was lucky
03/11/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
That's so freaky and excellent!
03/11/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Xavier7
I'm sure someone out there thinks it's adorable in some way. Come out, come out wherever you are. Would you buy this vibe?

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Nope
03/11/2011
Contributor: x cherri x cherri
well it is defiantly different from the normal butterflies or dolphins lol, but no that is not for me
03/11/2011
Contributor: gladiola gladiola
That would be nice to have on display, but never for using.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
No, I wouldn't buy that, lol...
03/14/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
Cutesy animals = no for me, but for some reason creatures and monsters are alright. Not a turn on, but I like science fiction, so...
03/14/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I think it may work good if you had two, one for the top and one for the underside. Used together they would be like a Cobra and a lot cheaper.

Don't knock it till you try it, eh?
03/14/2011
Contributor: NaughtyButterfly NaughtyButterfly
i wouldn't let that thing near my lady parts!
03/14/2011
Contributor: AngelicaU AngelicaU
hahah, noo
03/14/2011
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
It's kinda cute... I'd use it if someone got it for me. I don't see myself buying it, though.
03/14/2011
Contributor: SerenityRed SerenityRed
O_o
03/16/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Navigator
That is truly bizarre. At the same time, though, it's rather cute. In a really weird way. Like, really weird.

Can't say I'd be comfortable with that near anything sensitive. It's made for guys, though, so I guess I don't ... more
Agree :p
03/16/2011
Contributor: REDRUM REDRUM
It'd probably take awhile for me to work up a nerve to actually USE it. Haha, I'd be afraid I'd come to life. I think it's so ugly that its cute... somehow haha.
03/16/2011
Contributor: al16 al16
Of course, I'm just in awe of how awesome this is and why have I not seen it before!
03/16/2011
Contributor: jankit jankit
All I see is the "LOL WUT" pear. Oh god.
03/23/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
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Originally posted by jankit
All I see is the "LOL WUT" pear. Oh god.
HAHAHA you're right!

Oh jeez, that actually makes me kinda want it now!
03/23/2011
Contributor: mikebooks mikebooks
Its an ugly toy )). But the point with the LOL WUT pear might make some market for this among the PC-guys )
03/23/2011
Contributor: racoons racoons
hah. too weird! )))
03/24/2011
Contributor: Michelle Menace Michelle Menace
haha that's awesome!
03/25/2011
Contributor: Love&War Love&War
Gag gift purchase! Don't think I'd use it, but it is entertaining!
04/08/2011
Contributor: sexygoddess sexygoddess
It is cute.. but I dont think we'd use that..
04/09/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
I think it's pretty ugly and not my taste, but I do appreciate the gag ones sometimes.
04/09/2011
Contributor: Seharra Seharra
I'd get it for the fun of being able to leave it out on a shelf in my dorm!
04/09/2011
Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
odd but its cute
04/09/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I actually almost bought this! Haha!
04/10/2011
Contributor: SamsDelight SamsDelight
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Originally posted by liilii080
Ew. I like cute and that is just creepy! And something tells me it would never do it for me. It is unique though! I could go as far as to say it's special.
Totally special. Might be something I would buy my best friend for laughs.
04/10/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Ok, I got it with an order that arrived on April fools day. I find the toy to be too weak but it is very cute. "Yes your a cute alien, yes you are you, cute little penis eating alien"
04/11/2011