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Contributor: Program Manager Program Manager
Some new updates are active now- the experience section of your reviews IS showing, so write up!

Also, there are new word limits for each section- review text has an 800 word cap, and the experience box a 500 one. This should give you ample room to include cleaning and material concerns, any complaints, as well as the juicy details!
07/18/2008
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Contributor: Bulma Bulma
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Originally posted by Program Manager
Some new updates are active now- the experience section of your reviews IS showing, so write up!Also, there are new word limits for each section- review text has an 800 word cap, and the experience box a 500 one. This should give you ample room to ... more
Thank you very very much! This is awesome. I know there are many people who will be very pleased about this, including myself.
07/18/2008
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
YAY! I'm so glad the word cap has been increased! Thanks alot!
07/19/2008
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
I always looked at the word cap as a good way to force me to keep my reviews concise. I might still internally consider the old word count restrictions so I don't go crazy or anything. It is nice to have the freedom to say a little more if the toy warrants it.
07/19/2008
Contributor: All In All In
Thanks for the extra room. It's always nice to have the freedom to write more if it's needed
07/19/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I always looked at the word cap as a good way to force me to keep my reviews concise. I might still internally consider the old word count restrictions so I don't go crazy or anything. It is nice to have the freedom to say a little more if the ... more
Impose more creative methods of keeping your reviews concise on yourself...try writing them all in Haiku or sonnet form...
07/19/2008
Contributor: Bulma Bulma
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Impose more creative methods of keeping your reviews concise on yourself...try writing them all in Haiku or sonnet form...
Now that would make an interesting review!
07/19/2008
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I really like the higher word count limit. I feel as though I can say everything I actually need to say now.
07/20/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Bulma
Now that would make an interesting review!
Hitachi Sonnet

Hitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!
For thou hast given me so much delight!
Alone…with other toys…in many ways
You’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!
Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,
And some would grouse thou only hast two speeds,
But oh! You out-perform a room of boys
With your delightful, most orgasmic deeds!
Your soft and thrumming head I do adore,
That leathery, bendy, vibing tennis ball!
It always leave me wanting more and more!
You have attachments, and I want them all!
Hitachi, I must give you, if you please,
Five stars, five vrooms, and just as many bees.

--DD
07/20/2008
Contributor: Maria Maria
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hitachi SonnetHitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!For thou hast given me so much delight!Alone…with other toys…in many waysYou’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,And some would grouse thou ... more
This made my day. Thanks!
07/20/2008
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hitachi SonnetHitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!For thou hast given me so much delight!Alone…with other toys…in many waysYou’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,And some would grouse thou ... more
Awesome work, DD.
07/20/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
Awesome work, DD.
Thanks! Figured if I were going to talk smack to you, I should be up to the challenge myself.
07/20/2008
Contributor: Bulma Bulma
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hitachi SonnetHitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!For thou hast given me so much delight!Alone…with other toys…in many waysYou’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,And some would grouse thou ... more
Ha ha, that was great!
07/20/2008
Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
Fantastic. If ever there was a toy deserving of a sonnet, it's that one.
07/21/2008
Contributor: Essin' Em Essin' Em
Sounds good! and DD -- did you ever read my "Ode to the Hitachi" on my blog?
07/21/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Essin' Em
Sounds good! and DD -- did you ever read my "Ode to the Hitachi" on my blog?
Damn, someone beat me to it! No, I haven't....I need to go through your blog in more detail, but there's a lot of material to cover.
07/21/2008
Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Damn, someone beat me to it! No, I haven't....I need to go through your blog in more detail, but there's a lot of material to cover.
That was too good to pass up, I had to put it in the blog yesterday.

Sorry I didn't check with you first, I'll take it down if necessary. =)
07/22/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Cock Wrangler
That was too good to pass up, I had to put it in the blog yesterday.Sorry I didn't check with you first, I'll take it down if necessary. =)
Are you kidding? I'm extremely flattered! Thanks!
07/22/2008
Contributor: Sugargirl Sugargirl
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hitachi SonnetHitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!For thou hast given me so much delight!Alone…with other toys…in many waysYou’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,And some would grouse thou ... more
That was so fabulous. I wish I had same poetic skills as you have my dear DD. however, allow me to present my small poem about Hitachi Magic Wand.

A wave of pleasure is invading my haven,
A ray of passion is sliding down from Heaven,
Golden sands and a breeze of new sensations
Indulging my fantasies, surpassing my expectations.
You keep my eyes wide open even through the nights,
Twinkling illusions are changed by blasting lights.
Every evening I say: "Hi Tachi, I love your Magic Wand!"
But I risk with you not to contribute to genofond.
07/23/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Sugargirl
That was so fabulous. I wish I had same poetic skills as you have my dear DD. however, allow me to present my small poem about Hitachi Magic Wand.A wave of pleasure is invading my haven,A ray of passion is sliding down from Heaven,Golden sands and a ... more
Thanks, and good job yourself! Mimicking poetic styles is probably how I got through college! And earning kudos on a sex toy site has shown me a degree in English Lit is NOT worthless, after all!
07/23/2008
Contributor: Voluptuous Redhead Voluptuous Redhead
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hitachi SonnetHitachi Magic Wand, I sing thy praise!For thou hast given me so much delight!Alone…with other toys…in many waysYou’ve brought me pleasure in the dark of night!Thou might be hard to clean, and make much noise,And some would grouse thou ... more
Ha ha ha ah!!! You crack me up! Loved this one. I needed the smile and laugh. Thanks.
07/25/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
I was just being silly, but thank you all for your wonderful comments and the inclusion in the Weekly Roundup, CW!
07/25/2008
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
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Originally posted by Program Manager
Some new updates are active now- the experience section of your reviews IS showing, so write up!Also, there are new word limits for each section- review text has an 800 word cap, and the experience box a 500 one. This should give you ample room to ... more
thanks!
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