Hello, hello, hello! What’s this? A new forum subcategory for review roundup! Yup, we’re recognizing some our reviewers right here, in an interactive place for all. Feel free to post feedback, ideas, comparisons, and even some congratulations to the contributors whose reviews are highlighted each week.
We’ve had fairly productive week – over 160 reviews came in, including a good amount of Follow Up reviews – which is awesome. It looks like everyone’s having fun with their new toys and revisiting some old friends that may be hiding in a drawer or bin under the bed.
There were some fresh writers in my queue this week – keepin it interesting – like this new fella,That Weird Guy, who regales us with his virgin perspective on the ever-versatile Fleshlight. His sneaker suggestions are quite the visual but very resourceful!
As well as some clever perspectives like this one from sweet Gatita. She explores her Red Hot vibe with all five senses.
And this witty account from the new class clown of the forums, Yeti. He tells us of his appreciation for simplicity (and cuteness) in his first review.
I can’t forget this hilarious review from the inimitable Carrie Ann. I think I laughed most at the thought of her partner snacking on several pairs of the gummy handcuffs and getting a bellyache.
It sounds like Roxanne Rhoads is going to have a steamy Valentine’s Day with this sexy ensemble.
And Miss Kitty already had a “pornographic” romp in her new outfit. Those pictures must be pretty steamy!
A Mere Girl reminded us, with her Follow up review, of her ongoing affair with this hot construction worker.
Thanks to everyone for busting their asses, fucking their asses, ya know – whatever it took, to get so many awesome reviews submitted. You ensure that my job will never be boring! See ya’ll next week!
We’ve had fairly productive week – over 160 reviews came in, including a good amount of Follow Up reviews – which is awesome. It looks like everyone’s having fun with their new toys and revisiting some old friends that may be hiding in a drawer or bin under the bed.
There were some fresh writers in my queue this week – keepin it interesting – like this new fella,That Weird Guy, who regales us with his virgin perspective on the ever-versatile Fleshlight. His sneaker suggestions are quite the visual but very resourceful!
As well as some clever perspectives like this one from sweet Gatita. She explores her Red Hot vibe with all five senses.
And this witty account from the new class clown of the forums, Yeti. He tells us of his appreciation for simplicity (and cuteness) in his first review.
I can’t forget this hilarious review from the inimitable Carrie Ann. I think I laughed most at the thought of her partner snacking on several pairs of the gummy handcuffs and getting a bellyache.
It sounds like Roxanne Rhoads is going to have a steamy Valentine’s Day with this sexy ensemble.
And Miss Kitty already had a “pornographic” romp in her new outfit. Those pictures must be pretty steamy!
A Mere Girl reminded us, with her Follow up review, of her ongoing affair with this hot construction worker.
Thanks to everyone for busting their asses, fucking their asses, ya know – whatever it took, to get so many awesome reviews submitted. You ensure that my job will never be boring! See ya’ll next week!
