"Hey" to everyone reading this!
I've been here for a few years, and I'm putting my neck out to ask for an upgrade. I have three reviews published and several others currently in progress.
There are a few things that I will be sure to provide in my future reviews: detailed info, my unique perspective, and good photos.
I understand that there is a need to balance reaching the masses with informative content while also sharing opinions and a unique perspective.
I feel that I can accomplish this because my anatomy issues (rectocele, sensitive urethra, elusive G-spot, clit of steel, sensitive skin) often conflict with my preferences (large girth, texture, G-spot stimulation, deep vibrations, fragrances and flavors) so I am still on the search for my "Goldilocks" products.
I plan to provide photos with helpful measurements or size comparisons with all my advanced reviews. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and I wholeheartedly agree when it comes to purchasing products online, especially at EF. I would also love to review lingerie. I'd like to provide tasteful and appropriate photos with these reviews when possible. I think it's often easier to show the way something fits than to just describe it.
I've got a "champagne taste on a Kool-Aid budget," so financial limitations hold me back from purchasing the kinds and quantities of toys I want. On top of that, most of the items I currently own or can easily afford have already been reviewed dozens of times, and I don't enjoy or see the need for being redundant.
For all these reasons, I would love the honor of an upgrade. It would allow me to contribute infinitely more to the site than I currently do.
Thank you to anyone who read this, and to anyone kind enough to vote for me!
I've been here for a few years, and I'm putting my neck out to ask for an upgrade. I have three reviews published and several others currently in progress.
There are a few things that I will be sure to provide in my future reviews: detailed info, my unique perspective, and good photos.
I understand that there is a need to balance reaching the masses with informative content while also sharing opinions and a unique perspective.
I feel that I can accomplish this because my anatomy issues (rectocele, sensitive urethra, elusive G-spot, clit of steel, sensitive skin) often conflict with my preferences (large girth, texture, G-spot stimulation, deep vibrations, fragrances and flavors) so I am still on the search for my "Goldilocks" products.
I plan to provide photos with helpful measurements or size comparisons with all my advanced reviews. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and I wholeheartedly agree when it comes to purchasing products online, especially at EF. I would also love to review lingerie. I'd like to provide tasteful and appropriate photos with these reviews when possible. I think it's often easier to show the way something fits than to just describe it.
I've got a "champagne taste on a Kool-Aid budget," so financial limitations hold me back from purchasing the kinds and quantities of toys I want. On top of that, most of the items I currently own or can easily afford have already been reviewed dozens of times, and I don't enjoy or see the need for being redundant.
For all these reasons, I would love the honor of an upgrade. It would allow me to contribute infinitely more to the site than I currently do.
Thank you to anyone who read this, and to anyone kind enough to vote for me!
