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Contributor: Tessa Taboo Tessa Taboo
I take as many assignments as I can get. Even if it's something I don't know if I will like, I grab it, because I have found things that surprised me, and led me in new directions. Our sex life has become much better because of it, too. But with the good, there have been bad too. And some really bad ones as well. The worst, for me, was the Reverse Tightening Gel that burned the holy hell out of me. What is the worst thing you've ever reviewed?
12/17/2011
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Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
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Originally posted by Tessa Taboo
I take as many assignments as I can get. Even if it's something I don't know if I will like, I grab it, because I have found things that surprised me, and led me in new directions. Our sex life has become much better because of it, too. ... more
I also reviewed the Reverse Tightening Gel. That was by far the worst thing I have reviewed. Some toys I have reviewed haven't been all that great, but at least they didn't hurt me in some way.
12/17/2011
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
I reviewed an orgasm balm for another site that felt like water. It was as runny as water, which you can imagine makes it difficult to apply, and it was about as effective as water. It had hideously ugly packaging too. I only bought it because I needed to top up my order to qualify for a discount, and it was a sample size.
12/17/2011
Contributor: jc123 jc123
This toy was terrible! I normally like sleeves, but this was just bad...

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12/17/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
I didn't get them from Eden, but the Fire and Ice condoms!
12/17/2011
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
We've had a few -some that didn't feel good, some that didn't work well, and some that taste nasty. Based on that, our worst item we've reviewed has to be Strawberry Tingle Gel link

Ack! That stuff tasted terrible!
12/18/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
1st Hand Jack Off Lube. Thick, tacky, hard to clean and just so not good for us!!!
12/18/2011
Contributor: Checkmate Checkmate
My worst to date has to be the Lexi Belle masturbator. Really struggled to find anything positive about it!
12/18/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
The Co-Ed cutie: link and if you don't believe me you can see here the consensus is pretty clear: link
12/19/2011
Contributor: sweetiejo sweetiejo
Mine would have to be the fire and ice condoms, i'm apparently allergic to them.
12/20/2011