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Can we get Gary back for just one more novelty review?

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Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
For those that have been around for a little while - and even those that haven't - you've hopefully had the, hm, unique experience of reading a novelty review from Gary. He also does some pretty kickass video reviews and written reviews for regular toys, but back in the day he was known for penning reviews of the most unusual toys that Edenfantasys had to offer.

I thought maybe if I made a poll and enough people were responsive, perhaps he would give us just one more novelty toy review. In fact, I have something specific in mind that prompted this post. This strange looking but possibly pleasurable new toy that EF just started stocking. It combines the bizarre with the masturbation sleeve - which just so happen to be two things Gary is known for covering in reviews!!!

We all know he's one of the busiest staff members on EF, but maybe if we cry enough he'll make time in the coming weeks to grace us with another head-scratching, eyebrow-furrowing, chuckle-inducing review of something odd.

Note: Gary, no pressure!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes! Gary, should review the Man Eater! Complete with Hall & Oates references!
79  (92%)
Maybe, if he's up to it. He's a busy dude, you know...
7  (8%)
Sex & Lies, go clean those dishes that have been piling up since last night and stop hassling the nice man.
Total votes: 86
Poll is closed
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I feel he should MAKE some time to do a few more. Your right, he has done some awesome video's and novelty review's.

~starts chant~ Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary
03/15/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I feel he should MAKE some time to do a few more. Your right, he has done some awesome video's and novelty review's.

~starts chant~ Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary
Woa, Tim is laying down the law on this issue. You hearing this, Gary?
03/15/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Idk man, I had a really hard time not telling you to go get those dishes done...
03/15/2011
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
LOL, Sam, me too

~chants~ Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary ~chant chant~
03/15/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
WOW - this is an awesome thread... I am telling Gary about it now I actually showed him the Man Eater like 2 months ago, then I showed Maxim because we were like "that thing is so coooool!"

I am not making excuses for any of us but we do all get so crazy busy that it gets hard making time for reviews when we're not working.

That said, I personally love Gary's reviews (especially ones that don't involve me having a shark cock-ring tried out on me) so I'll give the bearded-one a nudge for y'all.
03/15/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
I've read one of his novelty reviews, and it was hilarious! Where are all the other ones? I want to read them when I get a chance.

Oh, and I was tempted to vote for the last option on your poll since it made me smile.
03/15/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
WOW - this is an awesome thread... I am telling Gary about it now I actually showed him the Man Eater like 2 months ago, then I showed Maxim because we were like "that thing is so coooool!"

I am not making excuses for any of us but ... more
Yes!!!!!!!1111111one
03/15/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Idk man, I had a really hard time not telling you to go get those dishes done...
I'm going, I'm going... (grumbles under breath about how they're just going to get dirty again anyway...)



And Victoria, thank you! I almost didn't make this post because I didn't want to seem pushy, but hopefully it comes across that I'm not trying to pressure the bearded one (as you call him ). That said, I remember the "shark attack" and we appreciate you taking that one for the team. If it's any consolation, it made for an excellent review.
03/15/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
I've read one of his novelty reviews, and it was hilarious! Where are all the other ones? I want to read them when I get a chance.

Oh, and I was tempted to vote for the last option on your poll since it made me smile.
I guess they're not all novelty reviews, some of them are just funny reviews of normal toys that ended up being...hm...interesting?
03/15/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
I'm going, I'm going... (grumbles under breath about how they're just going to get dirty again anyway...)



And Victoria, thank you! I almost didn't make this post because I didn't want to seem pushy, but hopefully it ... more
Oh, it's no trouble at all

I have been involved in his reviews numerous times, even if to just take photos for his blog reviews.
03/15/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
WOW - this is an awesome thread... I am telling Gary about it now I actually showed him the Man Eater like 2 months ago, then I showed Maxim because we were like "that thing is so coooool!"

I am not making excuses for any of us but ... more
Gary is probably the first and foremost reason I got into reviewing, his review had a major impact on me as a reviewer. I can not say that my reviews are anything like his, because they are not, but he is probably the reason I got into it, to be as good as Mr. Gary!

I almost had heart failure when I read the last option, I was like "uhhh oh, we are going to have a fight, that was a little uncalled for. Sex & Lies may be offended! Then I realized that it was Sex & Lies' topic! You scared me!

I was waiting for Victoria, Kristi, and other staff members to come out wearing referee jerseys and put their heads down and break it up (good ol' Hockey reference, can't make a post without one!)
03/15/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Pleeeeeease, Gary?
03/15/2011
Contributor: Gary Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews.

03/15/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews. ... more
You absolutely must do a review of this one!
03/15/2011
Contributor: Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Continues chant~GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY!~~

Anyone read Gary's hilarious review of the inflatable sheep?
03/15/2011
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
You absolutely must do a review of this one!
I agree with everyone! You must review it! I have to say I miss your funny reviews, as well.
03/15/2011
Contributor: fromazoo fromazoo
chant ~GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY!~~
03/15/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
*joins in on the chanting*

03/15/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews. ... more
That one would be perfect for you style of review. I look forward to reading it.
03/15/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews. ... more
Thanks for considering it, Gary. We know you're busy, I just thought I'd let ya know I missed your style of writing (and apparently I'm not the only one!) I just saw this toy in the product search and though of you instantly.
03/15/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
Yes!!!!!
03/16/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews. ... more
YAY! Go Gary!
03/16/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Thank you all! I am very flattered!

I will consider doing a review on this item (it is hilarious and would be a fun review). I have had so much going on lately, that I just haven't had the extra time to even think about doing reviews. ... more
Thnaks for considering it. Joins the chanting: GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY!
03/16/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Yay for Gary! GARY! GARY! GARY! (Playing the Rocky theme song in my head . . . ) Is this thread getting annoying to you yet? Can you hear us in the background nagging you throughout the day and at night while you try to sleep in peace?

Sex & Lies, if you've gotten your dishes done now, would you consider coming and doing mine later on tonight?
03/16/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I love all the chanting I assure you guys, Gary is very flattered!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Joining in the chanting.

Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
DO IT!

Gary! Gary! Gary!
(And a video review too? Please?)
03/18/2011
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Gary, Gary, he's our man.
If he can't do it, No ONE CAN!!!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
*chants* Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary!
03/18/2011