*shudder* I considered it but it looks wicked. I would volunteer but I'm not sure I could use it for it's intended purpose! Still if it needs a good home and an adventurous partner I can give it a go....

Ok so I'll take one for the team! HEH yeah....(imagine scared look in my eye) less

This is the ONLY toy that we have ever gotten that wifey has nearly said no to. This thing is intimidating. it's actually smaller than it looks and the circumference is less than 9.5 for sure, but it's WAY too real looking. I don't know if people have morbidity fetishes or what but if so this could fulfill you zombie fantasies. It's scary real (as in you can see tiny veins, wrinkles and other skin imperfections) and it feels like cold dead flesh.

Wifey and I both agree on two things:
1 - It should be some neon pink or green color so it doesn't look like an arm that just fell off of someone .
2 - Though we will post a thorough and truthful review of the performance and all other aspects, this thing is pure social taboo, and it's probably not going to stay in our home for long. (read the sexis article on taboo by the beautiful kind)

There is NO way you can explain this away to your family. The BAM cock would be pretty crazy to stumble upon, this thing, holy S^*@. I put the fist in one of my dress shirts and chased wifey around the bathroom with it, her exact words were "If you don't stop playing with that thing there is NO WAY i am putting it in me".

We had a lot of good laughs at it's expense though. I think i will cut off the bottom part where it says "doc Johnson" cover it in blood, and stick it in some persons mailbox on Halloween. less