Tips on wrting good reviews on dvds?

Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
Can you all give me tips on how to write a really good review on adult dvds.
07/18/2011
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Contributor: zeebot zeebot
I've never written one, but at a guess, say what aspects of it you did and didn't like, who would enjoy it. You could also talk about if it was high-budget, if the acting was good, if the actors were into each other or not, etc. Hope that helps?
07/18/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Read some DVD reviews from your favorite reviewers to get some pointers, but for the most part I'd make sure that you cover what you would want seen in a DVD review. I personally would include what acts are in each scene with the actors, but not give away plot information. Try to be as neutral as you would be with a toy review if you don't like something; it's ok to tell us that you don't like a specific actor or act, but don't make anything personal. For instance "I didn't like the amount of pubic hair this actor/actress has chosen to keep" is fine, but "This person is gross because they don't shave everything off" is definitely not ok.
07/18/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Elaborating:

Viktor is one of my favorite DVD review writers; they can run a bit long, but are still good.

Remember that most porns are made with the intention of getting as many kinks/flavors/styles as possible. Open-mindedness is an asset.

On a personal note, hygiene notes aren't really necessary. I mean, these are attractive people making the sex on camera, I can ignore a zit or stray hair.
07/19/2011