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Contributor: Gary Gary
Gary (aka Yeti) is this weeks - Weekly Review Rumble Winner!

Normally Gary (that's me) would have won a $25.00 Gift Card for his review Sheeparella, BUT, it just so happens to be Wild Card Week!

You see on Wild Card Week, instead of the winner of the Rumble getting to keep the Gift Card for themselves, they must spend it on perverted wind up toys for the 4 runners up! So this week, Jimbo Jones, Sammi, Sleeping Dreamer, and Sarahbear will each receive one of the following toys.

Cocky Copper


Strokin’ Santa


Vickie and Her Vibe


Sergeant Stroker


Please vote on the reviews below for next Weekly Review Rumble winner, and also post your review nominations on this thread below the poll. (eligible reviews posted: Friday November 20th through Thursday November 26th)

Rules:
- You cannot nominate yourself.
- You can nominate up to 5 reviews.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Alan & Michele – The Lean Mean Power Machine
1  (4%)
vanilla impaired – Lay Your Hands On Me
1  (4%)
Alan & Michele – The Wand of Sensual Magic
2  (8%)
Miss Cinnamon – My Bug-Eyed Parakeet
2  (8%)
Sarabear – Messages Anyone Can Do
2  (8%)
Lara – As Good to Give as to Receive
1  (4%)
Rockin’ with a Cock In – Joyride
1  (4%)
Laurel (aka LicentiouslyYours) - Pleasure Never Looked So Pretty
2  (8%)
Red Roulette – Grab the Bull by the Horns!
2  (8%)
Twist Shimmy – The Remote My Boyfriend Never Loses
Alan & Michele – Her Touch Will Leave You Shaking
1  (4%)
Newme21 – A Taste of Honey
9  (36%)
Oggins – Big bite with a softer side
1  (4%)
Total votes: 25
Poll is closed
11/20/2009
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Contributor: Gary Gary
I would like to thank all of you for writing such great reviews, participating each week, and for voting for me this week, you all rule!
11/20/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Congrats for the win on the hilarious Sheep review! What an awesome way to spend your prize - I'm just wondering how you'll choose who gets which wind-up toy!
11/20/2009
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Congrats Gary! The Sheeparella review was hilarious! I love the wind-up toy review! Congrats to all the runner ups as well
11/20/2009
Contributor: Twist Shimmy Twist Shimmy
The Sheeparella review had me rolling this morning when I was trying to conquer my insomnia, so thank you just for that.

Congrats to Gary and the runners-up; those toys are hysterical!
11/20/2009
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Congratulations Gary! And all the runner's up!
11/20/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Congrats, Gary! And congrats Jimbo, Sleeping Dreamer, and Sarahbear!

Those toys are hilarious! I'm glad they aren't sheep
11/20/2009
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Congratulations Gary! Sheeparella was hilarious.

Al
11/20/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I would like to thank all of you for writing such great reviews, participating each week, and for voting for me this week, you all rule!
Congrats! That really was an awesome review. And congrats to everyone else for winning such ...really ...great? um ...neat? toys. I expect to see the same caliber review from everyone on their new wind-up toy!
11/21/2009
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Congrats and I wanna nominate this one!
11/21/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Would it be wrong and bad to admit Sergeant Stroker turns my crank? I'm jealous!
11/21/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Congrats, Gary! And congrats Jimbo, Sleeping Dreamer, and Sarahbear!

Those toys are hilarious! I'm glad they aren't sheep
Thanks Gary and congratulations to you along with Sammy, Sleeping Dreamer, and Sarahbear. I'm also glad the wind up toys aren't sheep. Not sure what I'm going to do with mine, but I KNOW it isn't going in the kid's toy box. "Daddy, what's this guy/lady doing?" is not a question I want to be asked.
Thanks, Gary.
11/22/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
Congrats and I wanna nominate this one!
That is a good one - I was going to nominate it myself.
I would also like to nominate this lexical's:
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11/22/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
And my Monday nomination goes to...
(sorry, was watching the AMA's last night)

Red Roulette forFlogging A Dead Horse?
11/23/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Congrats to Gary and the runners-up! I absolutely love how you spent your gift card too! Those wind up toys truly are perveted. =)
11/24/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Quote:
Originally posted by Oggins
Congrats to Gary and the runners-up! I absolutely love how you spent your gift card too! Those wind up toys truly are perveted. =)
Oh geez, and I already can't spell but ya'll know what I mean....
11/24/2009
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
I wanna nominate Red Roulette for Tenga Flip Hole Black
11/24/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I want to nominate newme21's Feels Like the First Time
11/24/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I'd also like to nominate Sarahbear's These Might Tickle Your Fancy
11/24/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Also, Saraid's Sensuality At It's Finest
11/24/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Also, EffinSara's Mothra vs My Crotch
11/26/2009
Contributor: EffinSara EffinSara
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Also, EffinSara's Mothra vs My Crotch
<3 <3

I second Saraid's Jimmyjane review... she has a very tolerant and helpful boyfriend
11/27/2009
Contributor: ~miss.heather~ ~miss.heather~
I would like to nominate Sex Toys Shop
11/27/2009
Contributor: ~miss.heather~ ~miss.heather~
hmmm lets try this again Link
11/27/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
I got my Cocky Copper today. Thanks Gary!
11/28/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I got my Cocky Copper today. Thanks Gary!
Sergeant Stroker arrived in perfect military fashion last night! It felt nice to laugh so hard.
11/28/2009
Contributor: sarahbear sarahbear
I got my Vickie and her vibe yesterday. I laughed at her and sent pictures to my dad. I told him that I was going to glue her to his dashboard in his big rig. =)

Thanks!
11/29/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
Sergeant Stroker arrived in perfect military fashion last night! It felt nice to laugh so hard.
You need to do a video review of that one! hehehehehee
11/29/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
I am glad that you all got a laugh out of the toys And, I also think that it would be a great idea to glue one to the dash of your dad's truck!
11/30/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I'm wishing mine would arrive - I can't wait
11/30/2009