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Originally posted by
Lena Eden
Do you really think so? Is it against our expectations of conduct?
No I don't thinks so. he he he.
Well, if anyone has seen the tourism ads for the Gold Coast, Australia. Its multi-storey buildings (mostly hotels) facing white sandy beaches on the ocean.
I was having a lovely time with about six others in a swanky 3 bedroom suite two thirds of the way up a 40 story overlooking the beach.
Things were getting on, you know that sleepy/drunk period where you’ve had enough to get a buzz but not enough to make you want to crawl into bed but enough that your willing to try sex on the balcony.
Well a couple was doing just that and everyone was watching the spectacle from the comfort of the lounge.
Things start to get boring real fast as it is past midnight, the wind is freezing cold and the booze is having an impact on keeping an erection but the girls still want to get some and the guys want to provide so we cracked out a few toys.
The girl sitting next to me calls out to the guy on the balcony )who has just unsuccessfully tried to perform anal for the fifth time) and throws what looked like a $200, 11 inch, CyberSkin Superthick (the one without the balls) at the guy on the balcony as he was definitely in no shape to perform.
From that moment it was like slow-mo in my head.
There goes the dildo flying across the room out the glass siding door, the guy on the balcony has got his hands ready to catch and completely misses the damn thing as it hits the railing of the balcony and bounces off said railing, falling over the side.
Everyone just jumps up and runs onto the balcony.
We watch and it just falls, falls, falls directly into the pool below. Big splash that could be seen but hardly heard over the wind. Everyone looks at each other; the couple who had been playing on the balcony are just gobsmacked unsure WTF had just happened.
I look down, the pool is empty, (closed as it is past 10pm) and only the bluish edge lights are on.
Next second everyone is running for robes, clothes etc. Running out the room to the elevator and hitting the down button.
All seven of us crowd into the elevator. We hit no other floors, got to the pool level and rush over to find the gate locked. Still a bit groggy in the head we lift one of the girls over the gate and she runs around the edge of the pool till she finds it sitting on the bottom, damn smack in the middle.
Not wanting to get her robe wet she strips it off, butt naked, jumps in grabs the dildo off the bottom, swimming back to the side with the dildo in her mouth so she could use both arms.
Gets out, grabs her robe and we pull her still naked over the pool gate.
By now security has arrived and is polity reminding us that the pool closed at 10pm and that we should return to our room.
The girl, still sopping wet and naked, shoves the dildo at him and puts her robe on before taking it back all with a big smile.
He just turned around and left after that. So we went back to our room and thankfully had our key card for the door.
Everyone went to bed but no one ever forgot that most interesting mad dash to the pool.
God that was a weird but fun night. Since then I’ve never taken toys onto a balcony, just in case there is a repeat.