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April Fool's Day - Fake Review Rumble 2011!

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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Welcome to our second Fake Review Rumble!

This Rumble is going to operate a little differently than the regular Weekly Review Rumble.

- All April Fool’s Day Fake Reviews are up for voting.
- Vote count will not be consolidated by reviewer.
- You can cast multiple votes.
- Voting will last for the entire month of April.


The winner will have his or her choice of either the great game Dirty Minds or a $25 gift card!




One last thing folks… there's plenty of time so please check out all the reviews. And also keep in mind that these folks took the time to write these silly reviews just share with all of you, so leave some comments and join in on the fun!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
DeliciousSurprise - My Pleasure Phone
9
P'Gell - Review on Down There Toy
18
Kindred - Jump(H)er Cable Nipple Clamps
9
Vaccinium - The Cone - More Than Just A Toy
27
BBW Talks Toys - Bamboo Kitchen Tools
7
sexyintexas - Kong - My Realistic Dong
35
Dwtim - Kraken Octo-Peaser
11
Total votes: 116 (71 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Gary Gary
Awesome!
04/08/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Cool prize! This is going take some thinking. They are all so good.
04/08/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
These were all great reviews! Decisions, decisions...
04/08/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Don't forget you can vote for more than one!!
04/08/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Don't forget you can vote for more than one!!
Ha! So glad you said something. duh.
04/08/2011
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Don't forget you can vote for more than one!!
Yeah.... I voted for one, before I realized that! lol
04/08/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Gah! I didn't see that! *sigh*
04/08/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Can I vote for all of them?
It's always so hard for me to choose. Great job everyone!
04/08/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Amazing, amazing reviews! And hilarious to boot!
04/08/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Some really funny stuff!
04/08/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Good luck!
04/08/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
You all did a great job!
04/08/2011
Contributor: EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
Those are awesome!!!!!
04/09/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I love these!!
04/11/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Thanks for the votes guys
04/13/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
I almost pee'd my pants reading P'Gells review!
Just sayin'.
04/13/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Don't forget to vote
04/19/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Just wanted to say, great job everyone. I just love the silliness that people can come up with.

Congrats to all!
04/24/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Don't forget, there's still a few more days of voting left!!
04/25/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Don't forget you can vote for more than one!!
Crap! I didn't see that. Oh well, that's what happens when I don't read the thread before I vote.
04/25/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Last weekend to vote folks!!!!!
04/29/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Congratulations to sexyintexas for winning the April Fool's Review Rumble!!!


All the rest of these reviews were absolutely fantastic as well, and I can't wait to see what y'all come up with for next year
05/02/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations to sexyintexas for winning the April Fool's Review Rumble!!!





All the rest of these reviews were absolutely fantastic as well, and I can't wait to see what y'all come up with for next year ... more
Thanks ya'll!!
05/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations to sexyintexas for winning the April Fool's Review Rumble!!!





All the rest of these reviews were absolutely fantastic as well, and I can't wait to see what y'all come up with for next year ... more
Congrats sextintexas!
05/02/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Congrats!
05/02/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Congratulations sexyintexas!
05/02/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
05/03/2011
Contributor: RosesThorns RosesThorns
lol those were wall aweosme
05/03/2011