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#AprilFools - Review Rumble - 2012

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Contributor: Ansley Ansley




Hey there everyone, now that April Fools has come and gone we can start voting on these hilarious reviews written by contributors over the last couple of weeks. Everyone put thought and humor into their reviews and it's time to vote for your favorite!

The winner will receive a $25 Gift Card to Edenfantasys!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Freshen Those Cock and Balls
8  (10%)
Enjoy Sex More With Sex Toy
2  (2%)
Create Your Own Vibrating Shower Rabbit Kit
3  (4%)
The Ultimate Vibrator
1  (1%)
Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock
50  (62%)
So, Wut Am I Suppost to Do With This Hibachi?
4  (5%)
MANTATO - Potatoes for Men
4  (5%)
A Bright Idea
5  (6%)
My banana-nanna-fo-fanna
3  (4%)
Total votes: 80
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
April Fools Reviews from 2010

Rockin's Beer Bottle Dildo revu by Suthern Bell

Sam's Bestest Condom Evor!!!!

VieuxCarre's Blow Me

Heartthrob's How Embarrassing!

Sammi's I Can Haz Orgasms

Sir's Little Lassie Got HER Fill!

Jewgasm's Mercedes

JR My Hand

Kynky Kitty's My Little Garden Gnome

ToyTimeTim's My New Dildo, the Icicle

Owl Identified's Your Significant Other

Vieux Carre's Stifler's Mom
MuffysPinguLove Umbrella


April Fools Reviews from 2011

Delicious Surprise's My Pleasure Phone

P'Gell's Down There Toy

Kindred' Jump(H)er Cable Nipple Clamps

Vaccinium's More Than Just a Toy

BBW Talks Toys's Bamboo Kitchen Tools

SexyinTexas's Kong My Realistic Dong

ToyTimeTim's Kraken Octo-Pleaser
04/02/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
These are too funny!! Good luck guys!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
These are too funny! We have some funny people here.
04/02/2012
Contributor: LusciousLollypop LusciousLollypop
Everyone did such a good job! So funny.
04/02/2012
Contributor: FruityCloud FruityCloud
These are great! Loving these!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
The Elmo one had me laughing with the pictures! Especially when he put his jeans on! Oh man, lmao! I love it!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Just like the real rumble it is hard to pick just one! Every one did a funny one!
04/02/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
that elmo one is hilarious!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
Totally the Elmo one!
04/02/2012
Contributor: curious kitten curious kitten
They were all wonderful but this will stay in my mind for along time.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Kate Kate
This was really tricky to pick just one, there are really creative and they all got a good laugh out of me. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
These are amazing! Love it
04/03/2012
Contributor: griffonc griffonc
These are very funny
04/03/2012
Contributor: tinadice tinadice
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Hey there everyone, now that April Fools has come and gone we can start voting on these hilarious reviews written by contributors over the last couple of weeks. Everyone put thought and humor into their reviews and it's time to vote for your ... more
These are too funny
04/03/2012
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
These were all hilarious. Great job, everyone!
04/04/2012
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
These are all hilarious Thanks to everyone who wrote one.
04/04/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Hey there everyone, now that April Fools has come and gone we can start voting on these hilarious reviews written by contributors over the last couple of weeks. Everyone put thought and humor into their reviews and it's time to vote for your ... more
OMG! Tickle Me Elmo was so funny! They were all good! Made me laugh right out loud!
04/06/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Good luck everyone!
04/07/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Thank you for each and every April Fools review, they are a pleasure to read (followed by painful stomach aches from laughing way too much) !
04/07/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
These are so funny! I love em all : )
04/07/2012
Contributor: alayamae alayamae
so funny!
04/08/2012
Contributor: Arch600 Arch600
So many are hilarious; it's tough to pick just one!

Thanks to all who posted fake reviews. You made my evening!
04/08/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
It looks like it's a landslide, folks! Congratulations to Kindred for winning the April Fools Rumble! Well done!!!

04/10/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
It looks like it's a landslide, folks! Congratulations to Kindred for winning the April Fools Rumble! Well done!!!

Congrats Kindred!
04/10/2012