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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Happy April Fool's Day!

Welcome to the Fourth Annual April Fools Day Fake Review Rumble!

Have any of you been fooled so far? The day isn't over yet so stay sharp -- pranksters are everywhere!

Let's get on with the Rumble, shall we?

I can't believe it's our Fourth Annual. You guys are so much fun! This year we got 8 submissions, all of which are highly amusing. Kudos and thanks to those who took the time to write them! Y'all should definitely take a minute to go have a read, then come on back here and vote for your favorites. We're going to let you do multiple votes so you don't have to tear your hair out, finding only one to vote for.

Voting will close at midnight on Thursday night/Friday morning and the winner will be announced Friday afternoon, April 5th.

The winner receives 2500 EdenPoints.

Good luck guys!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Plunger Probe
21
Handgerie
29
Fleshlight Tent
4
Cherry Scented Dong
7
Triple Ripple Destroyer
36
The Great Winnie
3
The Housewifes Helper
14
Rockin Kegel Exerciser
12
Total votes: 126 (98 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Woohooooo! Congrats noms! :-P
04/01/2013
Contributor: new nick new nick
Best of luck to all.
04/01/2013
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
You guys rock and made my day with the funny reviews, best of luck to all you and I enjoy your creativity!
04/01/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
I've been excited about the April Fools reviews for weeks now! Everyone has done a great job. =)
04/01/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Everyone has done a super job! These are all so funny!
04/01/2013
Contributor: mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
These made my day =) Excellent work everyone!
04/01/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Congrats--everyone!! These are all just too funny!!How to pick just one???
04/01/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Happy April Fool's Day!Welcome to the Fourth Annual April Fools Day Fake Review Rumble!Have any of you been fooled so far? The day isn't over yet so stay sharp -- pranksters are everywhere!Let's get on with the Rumble, shall we?I ... more
Looks like you were right about the fierce voting Carrie Ann!!


Good luck all!!
04/01/2013
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Good luck to all.
04/01/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
This was my first April Fool's on Eden and I had a blast writing my review and reading all the other submissions, they were so funny!
04/01/2013
Contributor: Bme Bme
TY 4 all the great reviews!
04/02/2013
Contributor: ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
I love these, thank you all for taking the time to do the reviews. Good luck in the voting! I don't know how to pick just one either.
04/02/2013
Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
Great choices all had a good laugh
04/02/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Looks like Coquette must have read my entry - they're going to be coming out with their own line of Handgerie.
04/02/2013
Contributor: gorgeous gorgeous
These are all great! I couldn't really only pick one, so I picked 2 of them.
04/02/2013
Contributor: kurtster79 kurtster79
Great entries and very funny
04/02/2013
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
I really loved the cherry scented dong and housewife helper reviews! But they were all really funny!
04/02/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Thanks for all of these awesome review! They're hilarious.
04/03/2013
Contributor: shhhhXhrh shhhhXhrh
Lovin' this, thanks for the laughs
04/03/2013
Contributor: Ryanne Ryanne
Funny
Good Luck everyone
04/03/2013
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I really enjoyed reading through these! Good luck everyone!
04/03/2013
Contributor: DreezzyyBabyy DreezzyyBabyy
Good luck
04/04/2013
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
These were all great. Good luck to all of the nominees.
04/04/2013
Contributor: MilitaryLove MilitaryLove
Good luck everyone!
04/04/2013
Contributor: rosythorn rosythorn
these are great! I especially love the pictures~!
04/04/2013
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
These are all so great! Good luck!
04/04/2013
Contributor: Heather Shadrick Heather Shadrick
Congrats!
04/05/2013