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Your Personals Ad (Just for Fun)

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Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
No, I'm not asking for you to put up any actual personals ads you've got going. I just got the idea to come up with an ad for all I want in a relationship. It doesn't have to be serious and it's better if it isn't! So ladies and gentleman.. show me your ads!

Mine:

26yo Student seeks Geeky partner-in-crime. Must like cats and be willing to share my many sci-fi related interests. Must be comfortable in his own skin and with his goods below the belt. Open to creativity in the bedroom and looking for a long term commitment, ready to settle down.
10/15/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
About a year ago:

33 SWF One previous owner, rented twice since, some cosmetic damage but purrs like a kitten, differential matches the hood, magnificent headlights, all manual, prefers an owner with intense focus - no hoodlums need bother. Good to go for several more years and give you the time of your life once you figure out the system.

(But car-like ads are overdone.)
10/16/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
Haha fun post idea!
10/17/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
26 SWF, nonsmoker, seeks educated, successful, loving man to share cuddles, kisses, and adventures with. Must be free of mommy drama and ex baggage. Must use punctuation in their text messages. Must love dogs, be loyal, witty, and virile. All members of the tea party cult need not apply.

That was fun!
10/17/2011