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Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
No idea who that is.
11/29/2011
Contributor: Darklyvan Darklyvan
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Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
Alton Brown is awesome, but I do not swing that way
11/29/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
I don't see it, but that is cute.
12/11/2011
Contributor: STM STM
He is pretty hot for his age and a nerdy guy
12/11/2011
Contributor: swaggsohott12 swaggsohott12
who is he?
12/11/2011
Contributor: darkkitty darkkitty
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
I will google him...
12/11/2011
Contributor: null null
He's the Bill Nye of food and I totally love him!
12/11/2011
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
Meh...
12/11/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by null
He's the Bill Nye of food and I totally love him!
:].......I have a thing for Bill Nye, too.
12/11/2011
Contributor: null null
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
:].......I have a thing for Bill Nye, too.
Yeah, I like Bill Nye also. Though I've heard he's kind of a jerk in real life. :/
01/08/2012
Contributor: eroticmutt eroticmutt
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
I'm not attracted to him
01/08/2012
Contributor: Megan Jean Megan Jean
I got all 3 of his Good Eats books for Christmas. <333
01/08/2012
Contributor: chibi1091 chibi1091
I'm sorry sweetie...but I'm actually pretty sure Alton is gay. I may be wrong, but if memory serves me right, he is.
01/09/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by chibi1091
I'm sorry sweetie...but I'm actually pretty sure Alton is gay. I may be wrong, but if memory serves me right, he is.
Well, he's doing a great job of hiding it, what with the wife and kids, if he is gay.

PLUS even if he WAS gay, that wouldn't make him less attractive. It's not like I have a chance with him anyway, whether he's gay or straight. If I were only attracted to people that I knew were attracted to me (or potentially attracted to me), I'd almost be strictly autosexual.

Anderson Cooper is damned handsome, I might add.
01/09/2012
Contributor: null null
Quote:
Originally posted by chibi1091
I'm sorry sweetie...but I'm actually pretty sure Alton is gay. I may be wrong, but if memory serves me right, he is.
You might be thinking of Ted Allen, the host of Chopped, he is gay and also on Food Network. Alton Brown is married though. *le sigh*
01/09/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by null
You might be thinking of Ted Allen, the host of Chopped, he is gay and also on Food Network. Alton Brown is married though. *le sigh*
*LE SIGH* indeed!
01/09/2012
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
I can see the appeal, but I wouldn't run and jump on his face. What a cute crush.
01/09/2012
Contributor: chantal coopette chantal coopette
who is he? never heard of him
01/10/2012
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I now have to go google him to find out who he is, because obviously he's important enough to make a post about... LOL
01/10/2012
Contributor: Greenleaf Greenleaf
I thought I was the only one!
01/10/2012
Contributor: ARPKasso ARPKasso
Not attracted to him.
01/02/2013
Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
I don't know who Alton Brown is.
01/02/2013
Contributor: So Long Ya Doofuses! So Long Ya Doofuses!
He's a'ight. But oh god, give me the Chairman from Iron Chef America and we'd get it on within five minutes of meeting each other!

Mark Dacascos
01/07/2013
Contributor: null null
Quote:
Originally posted by So Long Ya Doofuses!
He's a'ight. But oh god, give me the Chairman from Iron Chef America and we'd get it on within five minutes of meeting each other!

I like to imagine he makes the 'fwip fwip!' noises in real life, and these noises would continue during sex.
01/07/2013
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
I had to look him up. He's the good eats guy. He's not bad, but I prefer someone like Hugh Laurie. Or Anderson Cooper.
01/07/2013
Contributor: evie.amor evie.amor
Haha! I love his show on Food Network. I used to have a bit of a crush on him I suppose. He's so funny and I love learning the scientific reasoning behind things.
01/07/2013
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by JennSenn
I had to look him up. He's the good eats guy. He's not bad, but I prefer someone like Hugh Laurie. Or Anderson Cooper.
Excellent choices. Anderson Cooper is quite foxy and Hugh Laurie is still in my top three! (Alton Brown, then a tie between Hugh Laurie and Mike Rowe).
01/07/2013
Contributor: vulvalicious vulvalicious
He doesn't do it for me.
03/07/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I like his show, but I don't even think about him like that.
03/07/2013
Contributor: Alyona Alyona
I don't know who Alton Brown is.
03/08/2013