It's always pretty awkward, any funny lines to lighten the mood or make it not as weird?
What's your best way to come back from the dreaded queef?
02/21/2013
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Follow it up with a fart.
02/21/2013
Laugh, queefs are hilarious!
02/21/2013
Pretend it never happened.
02/21/2013
If you both can't laugh about it, it's time to re-evaluate!
02/21/2013
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I was laughing when I read the post, then I seen this and got even laughier! LOL.
Originally posted by
dv8
Follow it up with a fart.
I like your question though and I happen to be one of those girls who air easily goes inside. I mean I can bend over naked and bam! I've gotten to the point where when I feel the air enter, I warn my partner. He always tells me not to worry to enjoy myself, so I do, but sometimes I worry it sounds like a ... ahem... well. You know! Ha Ha . Like it came from a different hole!
Oh gosh. I'm sorry. Couldn't resist. But I used to think it was funny to queef randomly when my partner did not expect it like while sitting at home & it was so funny to us, but since it happens so easily in the bedroom, I just avoid doing it on purpose. lOl.
Now I don't get too embarrassed as long as it doesn't sound like it could've been from another hole. If it's clear that it's a cooter poot, I'm good. But I have worried at times that it turned my partner off, but he says it's nothing to him and does not affect him at all. So that makes me feel better about it. I mean we really can't help it (unless you do it on purpose sometimes, which can be fun!) so it'd be hard to really hold it against you. If he reacted negatively about it, I'd be really nervous during sex though.
02/22/2013
Giggle about it and continue. Not a big deal.
02/24/2013
I definitely laugh about it, the first time it happened my partner thought it was hysterical. He laughs with me now.
02/27/2013
Queefs are no big deal imo. Farts, otoh....that's a whole different matter entirely.
02/27/2013
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Originally posted by
bayosgirl
Queefs are no big deal imo. Farts, otoh....that's a whole different matter entirely.
02/28/2013
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Oh I laughed so hard at this... I'm not quite that sensitive but how can you not laugh at a "cooter poot."
Originally posted by
K101
I was laughing when I read the post, then I seen this and got even laughier! LOL.
I like your question though and I happen to be one of those girls who air easily goes inside. I mean I can bend over naked and bam! I've gotten to the ... more
I like your question though and I happen to be one of those girls who air easily goes inside. I mean I can bend over naked and bam! I've gotten to the ... more
I was laughing when I read the post, then I seen this and got even laughier! LOL.
I like your question though and I happen to be one of those girls who air easily goes inside. I mean I can bend over naked and bam! I've gotten to the point where when I feel the air enter, I warn my partner. He always tells me not to worry to enjoy myself, so I do, but sometimes I worry it sounds like a ... ahem... well. You know! Ha Ha . Like it came from a different hole!
Oh gosh. I'm sorry. Couldn't resist. But I used to think it was funny to queef randomly when my partner did not expect it like while sitting at home & it was so funny to us, but since it happens so easily in the bedroom, I just avoid doing it on purpose. lOl.
Now I don't get too embarrassed as long as it doesn't sound like it could've been from another hole. If it's clear that it's a cooter poot, I'm good. But I have worried at times that it turned my partner off, but he says it's nothing to him and does not affect him at all. So that makes me feel better about it. I mean we really can't help it (unless you do it on purpose sometimes, which can be fun!) so it'd be hard to really hold it against you. If he reacted negatively about it, I'd be really nervous during sex though. less
I like your question though and I happen to be one of those girls who air easily goes inside. I mean I can bend over naked and bam! I've gotten to the point where when I feel the air enter, I warn my partner. He always tells me not to worry to enjoy myself, so I do, but sometimes I worry it sounds like a ... ahem... well. You know! Ha Ha . Like it came from a different hole!
Oh gosh. I'm sorry. Couldn't resist. But I used to think it was funny to queef randomly when my partner did not expect it like while sitting at home & it was so funny to us, but since it happens so easily in the bedroom, I just avoid doing it on purpose. lOl.
Now I don't get too embarrassed as long as it doesn't sound like it could've been from another hole. If it's clear that it's a cooter poot, I'm good. But I have worried at times that it turned my partner off, but he says it's nothing to him and does not affect him at all. So that makes me feel better about it. I mean we really can't help it (unless you do it on purpose sometimes, which can be fun!) so it'd be hard to really hold it against you. If he reacted negatively about it, I'd be really nervous during sex though. less
03/09/2013
I used to get SOOO embarrassed by them! Now I catch myself cringing, but that's about it.
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he couldn't stop laughing and laughing (I actually cried!!). I can handle them now, though, after that! LOL
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he couldn't stop laughing and laughing (I actually cried!!). I can handle them now, though, after that! LOL
03/10/2013
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OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type! I want to try blowing lube bubbles, that's quite an accomplishment! I thought nothing could top "cooter poot", but you proved me wrong!
Originally posted by
Munko
I used to get SOOO embarrassed by them! Now I catch myself cringing, but that's about it.
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he ... more
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he ... more
I used to get SOOO embarrassed by them! Now I catch myself cringing, but that's about it.
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he couldn't stop laughing and laughing (I actually cried!!). I can handle them now, though, after that! LOL less
Kinda got over it when my dear partner decided half a bottle of lube would be a good idea, and I ended up blowing bubbles. I was mortified and he couldn't stop laughing and laughing (I actually cried!!). I can handle them now, though, after that! LOL less
03/10/2013
Cooter poot, lube bubbles, follow it with a fart. This has been a hilarious thread. I also wanted to mention that south park had an episode dedicated to the fight between queefs and farts.
03/11/2013
My boyfriend and I usually just both laugh. It's no big deal to us.
03/11/2013
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Laugh. Its so embarrassing there really isn't much else you can do to come back from that!!!
Originally posted by
ToyBunny
It's always pretty awkward, any funny lines to lighten the mood or make it not as weird?
03/11/2013
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