Well, lol, my partner and I have had embarrasing moments in bed. Last night, for instance, my boyfriend was fingering me and talking to me and I laughed. At the same moment, I passed gas, farted, however you call it. Lol he looked at me with a smirk, and said that was a fart! I was so embarrased! His hands were down there to make it worse. Lol we laughed it off and kept on going. Any embarrasing stories similar or worse? Share lol share a laugh and experience.
Embarrasing ! Passing Gas!
03/04/2011
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Oh! You poor thing! Oh my goodness. I feel awful for you. I have had it happen! Lol. THE MOST HUMILIATING THING EVER! It has happened once or twice and oh my god I cannot even stand the thought! Lol. He always tells me he would not think any different of me and that he would be glad if I were comfortable enough to do that in front of him and sometimes he even says it'd be cute! ugh! & he's not the type of male who finds bathroom humorous. I have issues and I do get sick often and have flare ups with my stomach so I've done it before and thought well, it won't be too embarrassing and everytime it was! Now, I've never done it on purpose while having sex though. I try not to. I just cannot get comfortable enough to go that far & weve been together for 5 years! Lol. One thing I hate also is the other kind of "poot" during sex. Dare I say the word... queef! AGH! It can be funny and I actually do it sometimes just to make him laugh and I've even done it in front of friends because they wanted to hear it lol. But during sex it sounds much more horrifying! I hate when a whole lot of air gets inside and then it all comes out like a freaking bad thunderstorm!
05/11/2011
At least he wasn't going down on you.
05/11/2011
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LOL...I don't know if this is common at all, but sometimes when he pulls out after doggy style there's a lot of air in there, and it sounds so awful coming out! It was a very unpleasant surprise the first time, but we both had a good laugh about it. Now I have to remember to tilt my hips forward so it doesn't rush out at once.
Originally posted by
K101
Oh! You poor thing! Oh my goodness. I feel awful for you. I have had it happen! Lol. THE MOST HUMILIATING THING EVER! It has happened once or twice and oh my god I cannot even stand the thought! Lol. He always tells me he would not think any
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Oh! You poor thing! Oh my goodness. I feel awful for you. I have had it happen! Lol. THE MOST HUMILIATING THING EVER! It has happened once or twice and oh my god I cannot even stand the thought! Lol. He always tells me he would not think any different of me and that he would be glad if I were comfortable enough to do that in front of him and sometimes he even says it'd be cute! ugh! & he's not the type of male who finds bathroom humorous. I have issues and I do get sick often and have flare ups with my stomach so I've done it before and thought well, it won't be too embarrassing and everytime it was! Now, I've never done it on purpose while having sex though. I try not to. I just cannot get comfortable enough to go that far & weve been together for 5 years! Lol. One thing I hate also is the other kind of "poot" during sex. Dare I say the word... queef! AGH! It can be funny and I actually do it sometimes just to make him laugh and I've even done it in front of friends because they wanted to hear it lol. But during sex it sounds much more horrifying! I hate when a whole lot of air gets inside and then it all comes out like a freaking bad thunderstorm!
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05/11/2011
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lol ummmmm been there done that lol. (not on purpose)
Originally posted by
slynch
At least he wasn't going down on you.
05/11/2011
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Yep that happens a lot here too. Hubby will pull out and tell me not to spit at him which makes me laugh and of course then it spits back out.
Originally posted by
Maeby
LOL...I don't know if this is common at all, but sometimes when he pulls out after doggy style there's a lot of air in there, and it sounds so awful coming out! It was a very unpleasant surprise the first time, but we both had a good laugh
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LOL...I don't know if this is common at all, but sometimes when he pulls out after doggy style there's a lot of air in there, and it sounds so awful coming out! It was a very unpleasant surprise the first time, but we both had a good laugh about it. Now I have to remember to tilt my hips forward so it doesn't rush out at once.
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05/11/2011
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The air buildup totally happens to me, too. So don't worry, you're not alone! We've kinda gotten used to it. We like doggy style so much that it's not a deterrent to us.
Originally posted by
Maeby
LOL...I don't know if this is common at all, but sometimes when he pulls out after doggy style there's a lot of air in there, and it sounds so awful coming out! It was a very unpleasant surprise the first time, but we both had a good laugh
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LOL...I don't know if this is common at all, but sometimes when he pulls out after doggy style there's a lot of air in there, and it sounds so awful coming out! It was a very unpleasant surprise the first time, but we both had a good laugh about it. Now I have to remember to tilt my hips forward so it doesn't rush out at once.
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There's my overshare for the day. less
05/11/2011
LOL I am so sorry for laughing, but that is kind of hilarious. One good thing I'll say is that would not be a deterrent to most guys. In fact, after reading this to my sweetie he said "I would probably tease you a little, but it wouldn't be a turn off". Hopefully your partner will feel the same.
05/11/2011
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Has happened to me and even though he never mentions it, it's still super embarrassing. Usually happens when I'm on the edge of orgasm.
Originally posted by
slynch
At least he wasn't going down on you.
05/11/2011
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