What are the worst pick-up lines ever used on you? Or what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used on someone else? Also what is the worst pick-up line you can come up with off the top of your head? Be creative!!!!
Worst pick-up lines ever
03/06/2011
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"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
03/06/2011
Overheard at a Ren Fest: "You've got a fine pair of breeding hips - can I buy you a pint?"
03/06/2011
"Hi! My name is Chance. Can I have one with you?"
03/06/2011
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice--Hi, I'm..."
03/06/2011
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Like we've never heard that one before. Working desk when the business men come in can be like walking into a shark tank sometimes. Even if they aren't serious if you're the tinies bit playful, they make a joke.
Originally posted by
Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
03/06/2011
This actually was said to me. One night when I was out during my college years, some bumbling and drooling asshole comes up to me and says "I want you to lick the drool off my chin like it was cum." Not only was it the worst pick up line, it was practically vomit inducing.
03/06/2011
WHITEMIKE
If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it agaist me?
03/07/2011
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in" always makes it to these lists, but I can't imagine anyone uses it.
03/07/2011
There was this one time in Wal-Mart (of all places...)
A guy wanting to break the ice and talk to me asked me if I knew how a clothing iron worked (which he was holding in his hands). Obviously he didn't care about the iron he just wanted to use it as an oportunity to ask me a question to see if the discussion will lead somewhere in his favor.
I just felt really awkward, told him I didn't use them and walked away.
The whole thing was awkward bcs the poor guy was really nervous to talk to me, he was shaking and all. He was so uncomfortable that it made me uncomfortable. I told my bf about it and he thought I was funny. He said to just be be honest.
I didn't want to hurt his feelings by being rejecting, but his awkward behaviour lead me to behave awkwardly...so he just brought it onto himself...right?! I hope I didn't scar him and that he is still able to talk to girls.
This happenned a few months ago, the guy was roughly in his mid 20's (like me).
A guy wanting to break the ice and talk to me asked me if I knew how a clothing iron worked (which he was holding in his hands). Obviously he didn't care about the iron he just wanted to use it as an oportunity to ask me a question to see if the discussion will lead somewhere in his favor.
I just felt really awkward, told him I didn't use them and walked away.
The whole thing was awkward bcs the poor guy was really nervous to talk to me, he was shaking and all. He was so uncomfortable that it made me uncomfortable. I told my bf about it and he thought I was funny. He said to just be be honest.
I didn't want to hurt his feelings by being rejecting, but his awkward behaviour lead me to behave awkwardly...so he just brought it onto himself...right?! I hope I didn't scar him and that he is still able to talk to girls.
This happenned a few months ago, the guy was roughly in his mid 20's (like me).
03/07/2011
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haha my friends used to work in a hotel where we stayed. We used to sit down there with her. ME and my brother would. Some of the shit men came up with made me LOL!
Originally posted by
Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
03/07/2011
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lol
Originally posted by
Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
03/08/2011
Are you an angel? Because i have an erection!
03/09/2011
A close personal friend of mine used this on a girl at a diner close to us and I couldn't stop laughing.
"Hey baby, it might look like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine."
Sad thing is, it worked.
"Hey baby, it might look like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine."
Sad thing is, it worked.
03/09/2011
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Dangit you forgot the cheesy Fonzie finger-point thingy. That's how he always did it.
Originally posted by
charip
Are you an angel? Because i have an erection!
03/09/2011
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Who comes up with these! lol
Originally posted by
Eden C.
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in" always makes it to these lists, but I can't imagine anyone uses it.
03/12/2011
I got: Hey I just got out of jail wanna have sex in the backseat of my car...Well that was tempting!
03/12/2011
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Wow! lol
Originally posted by
Yebby
I got: Hey I just got out of jail wanna have sex in the backseat of my car...Well that was tempting!
03/13/2011
A friend of ours made a list of just over 1140 pick up lines, and out of that some of my favories are
-So you're a girl huh?
-I do like every muscle in your body, especially mine
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-Do you like bluberries or strawberries better?
why?
So I know what kind of pancakes to make us tomorrow morning
-So you're a girl huh?
-I do like every muscle in your body, especially mine
and
-Do you like bluberries or strawberries better?
why?
So I know what kind of pancakes to make us tomorrow morning
03/13/2011
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That's actually kinda cute.
Originally posted by
Miss Madeline
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice--Hi, I'm..."
03/13/2011
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how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. hi i'm... although my favorite is the 1 that my friend told me he used on a girl & got her number. he walked up to me, stuck his finger in his mouth, wiped it on my sleeve & said, "how bout we get you outa those wet clothes." i couldn't stop laughing.
Originally posted by
Adam02viper
What are the worst pick-up lines ever used on you? Or what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used on someone else? Also what is the worst pick-up line you can come up with off the top of your head? Be creative!!!!
05/05/2011
I thought it was cute at the time yet dumb but my last ex said '' wanna party hardy?'' whn he found out i was single
05/05/2011
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