Funny experiences with your partner?

Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Do you have any really funny memories or stories that you love to relive and share?

One of ours is:
One night, we were at his parents' house, and I said I was going to shower. He decided he was going to join me.
Now, his parents are relatively strict, highly religious traditionalists. We weren't even allowed to sleep next to each other, even if it was in the family room, upright on a couch. So showering together was absolutely unacceptable.
So, we're in the shower together (being VERY quiet). We weren't doing anything sexual, just washing ourselves. At one point, he went to move around me so I could be under the flow of the water, and he bounced off me (my butt, more accurately), lost his balance, tried to catch himself on the shower curtain, ripped it down, and fell out of the shower with a crash.
Both of his parents heard it and yelled up the stairs, asking what had happened and if anyone was hurt. He looked absolutely stricken, with shampoo in his hair and suds all over. He called out "Yeah, _____ just fell out of the shower, but she's ok!" then proceeded to ask them if he could use their shower. That way, they wouldn't find it suspicious that we both had wet hair. He then put the shower curtain back up and climbed back into the shower with me.

It's been years, and we still laugh whenever we talk about that incident.
12/03/2011
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Contributor: Peaches2000 Peaches2000
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
Do you have any really funny memories or stories that you love to relive and share?

One of ours is:
One night, we were at his parents' house, and I said I was going to shower. He decided he was going to join me.
Now, his parents are ... more
Great story!! Totally cute way to handle the parents!

We've had a few of those ourselves over the years. They never get less funny with age!
04/15/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
Do you have any really funny memories or stories that you love to relive and share?

One of ours is:
One night, we were at his parents' house, and I said I was going to shower. He decided he was going to join me.
Now, his parents are ... more
Oh, boy! If I could only count all the times funny things happened. Nothing too funny with my current partner though.
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