Whether you met a compulsive liar from OKCupid or were set up on a blind date from hell, I know you have a first date horror story to share!
First date horror stories?
02/05/2013
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I'll start... I was told this story by a girl in her early 20s...
Originally posted by
bog
Whether you met a compulsive liar from OKCupid or were set up on a blind date from hell, I know you have a first date horror story to share!
A guy she met on OKCupid invited her to his house. She showed up, having never met him "IRL" before, and he said, "Shh."
She was all, "??"
He said, "The baby's sleeping."
She said, "You didn't tell me you had a baby..."
They watched a few minutes of a bad movie, and then suddenly, keys jingled outside and he said, "Oh, shit! My parents are home! Quick, hide in my room and be quiet!"
02/05/2013
I went on a date with a guy and he kept farting the whole time. Then he tried to get me to sit in his lap while he continued to fart. D:
02/06/2013
Well, the worst first date I EVER had. The guy asked me to go out that night. When he showed up, he was driving a tow truck. Apparently, this was a "working" date. I spent the entire night watching him change tires. I called it quits when he had to tow a guys car (which was in perfect working order) because the guy was too drunk to work the clutch. The entire ride to this guy's house he was leaning on me and hanging all over me to talk to my date. It was the worst night of my life!
02/14/2013
My first ever real date when I was 16 was horrible. He picked me up and he got a call that his cousin got his truck stuck in the mud while he was 4 wheeling. We went to help pull the jeep out and we got stuck, My dates brother came tp help us and got HIS jeep stuck. 2 more trucks (one was a Big Foot truck) came and got stuck! THEN it started POURING down rain!! We were ALL buried in the mud up to the axels!!! We had to leave all but one truck (got unstuck) out in the field.
Once we got outta there and got to his brothers place my date tried to suck my face off with the most slimy, disgusting French kiss ever!! Needless to say we NEVER went out again. I was tramatized by that nasty kiss!!
Once we got outta there and got to his brothers place my date tried to suck my face off with the most slimy, disgusting French kiss ever!! Needless to say we NEVER went out again. I was tramatized by that nasty kiss!!
02/14/2013
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bahahahah! That's priceless!
Originally posted by
bog
I'll start... I was told this story by a girl in her early 20s...
A guy she met on OKCupid invited her to his house. She showed up, having never met him "IRL" before, and he said, "Shh."
She was all, ... more
A guy she met on OKCupid invited her to his house. She showed up, having never met him "IRL" before, and he said, "Shh."
She was all, ... more
I'll start... I was told this story by a girl in her early 20s...
A guy she met on OKCupid invited her to his house. She showed up, having never met him "IRL" before, and he said, "Shh."
She was all, "??"
He said, "The baby's sleeping."
She said, "You didn't tell me you had a baby..."
They watched a few minutes of a bad movie, and then suddenly, keys jingled outside and he said, "Oh, shit! My parents are home! Quick, hide in my room and be quiet!" less
A guy she met on OKCupid invited her to his house. She showed up, having never met him "IRL" before, and he said, "Shh."
She was all, "??"
He said, "The baby's sleeping."
She said, "You didn't tell me you had a baby..."
They watched a few minutes of a bad movie, and then suddenly, keys jingled outside and he said, "Oh, shit! My parents are home! Quick, hide in my room and be quiet!" less
@ Gold Lion, Ewwwww!
@ Lavender*Moon, That sounds like it could be from a comedy movie about a date from hell!
06/02/2013
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