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Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Porn and Parodies. It’s a fucked-up combination.
Some of the parodies the Bloggess has found surprised me. Seinfeld? Really?

I thought it might be fun, tho, to make some up or point out some she missed. What famous movie or TV should do you want to see made (or are happy they've already made) into a porn parody?

Personally, the Breakfast Club was my favorite. Since it's one of my favorite movies and I've had countless fantasies about Judd Nelson... adding porn to that movie totally works for me.
11/11/2010
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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
She found some great ones, especially Edward Penishands . I would have said a parody of the Human Centipede, but lo and behold, it's been done.

One that I think would lend itself to parody is Big Love, and a Dexter parody could be amusing
11/11/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I think a Brett Farve and John Madden Parody would be hilarious, and I am not into dudes, I just think it would be funny
11/11/2010
Contributor: seaofneptune seaofneptune
I know they have made a Buffy one already but I want to see a new one made. I'd also be curious to see a Firefly one.

I saw that they just made an Avatar one, I am curious to watch that one
11/11/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
My ultimate favorite? Big Bang Theory: The XXX Parody.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by seaofneptune
I know they have made a Buffy one already but I want to see a new one made. I'd also be curious to see a Firefly one.

I saw that they just made an Avatar one, I am curious to watch that one
Mmm...Whedon porn. That would rock. I didn't know they'd done a "Buffy" parody (though it doesn't suprise me), though there was an episode of "Friends" where Phoebe's twin stars in "Buffy the Vampire Layer."

I didn't see the blog, so forgive me if it was already mentioned, but one of the first porn movies I ever saw was "Backside To the Future."
11/13/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
The Reno 911 parody was funny. Cast from the actual Reno 911 reviewed it.

Flesh Gordon is a classic.
12/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by dv8
The Reno 911 parody was funny. Cast from the actual Reno 911 reviewed it.

Flesh Gordon is a classic.
That one slipped by me, I will definitely check that one out. I love Reno 911!!!!
12/29/2010
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
We think it would be pretty easy to make a porn parody of Back To The Future.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Kitty Stryker Kitty Stryker
I loved the Glee XXX porn, and the MASH one was surprisingly true to the original.

I'd adore a Firefly parody porn though. And Dexter, mmmmm.
01/31/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I would love a mean girls one, even thou I know it would never live up to the prevented vision in my head. I loved that move so I've had a lot of fun preventing it in my head. The close I've sense is teachers by digital playground which I haven't watched by the trailer had an almost verbatim of coach's "Don't have sex" speech.
01/31/2011
Contributor: CPTInsanity CPTInsanity
The batman one was pretty cool, but then again I grew up loving those movies. So I guess its only natural to love the porn version
02/09/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Omg breakfast club?! Tor- I mean, renting
02/18/2011
Contributor: tomservo1028 tomservo1028
i enjoyed the that 70s show parody and the breakfast club one was great. think they should parody more movies from the 80s.
03/10/2011
Contributor: Kina Kina
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Originally posted by CPTInsanity
The batman one was pretty cool, but then again I grew up loving those movies. So I guess its only natural to love the porn version
God that one made me laugh so much!
03/13/2011
Contributor: EdenJP EdenJP
I think it would be cool if they did a 30 Rock parody
03/15/2011
Contributor: guy4guyz420 guy4guyz420
I would love a gay harry potter porn parody.
03/22/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by EdenJP
I think it would be cool if they did a 30 Rock parody
30 Cocks? Heh....Liz Lemon would be BUSY.
03/22/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
The Flying Nun would be all sorts of wrong.
03/22/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I've heard the Seinfeld parody is really good. Kraemer videotapes one scene!
03/24/2011
Contributor: Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
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Originally posted by seaofneptune
I know they have made a Buffy one already but I want to see a new one made. I'd also be curious to see a Firefly one.

I saw that they just made an Avatar one, I am curious to watch that one
Firefly would rock! The Batman XXX is good. This Ain't Star Trek is goofy fun.
03/24/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
The Big Lebowski!
03/24/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Power Rangers, now I'm sure I'm not the only child of the 90's to have thought of this however the new wrinkle: I like to watch TV when I work out, for the past few mouths I've been on a nostalgia trip watching old kid shows PR including episodes made long after I was to old for it, and I've realized those series after "Mighty Morphing" are even more apt for a parody then the one every one knows about. Example:

Power Rangers in Space: The main villain changes her hair style so often. I grin thinking about the merkin budget a porn would need to keep up. Take a long hard look at the Mega V3 link , it even sounds like the name of a sex toy. The sliver ranger when he first appears can only hold his morph for 2 and half minutes...only 2 and half minutes to yield his big sword and its mighty sliver stream...

Power Rangers RPM: When I saw this I actually thought "this must be what group sex porn for giant robots would look like". Although it only started with three rangers with three zords (The giant robots), by the end they hand 7 rangers piloting 12 zords some of which are multiple part in-them-of-themselves, that can from 4 different megazords, not counting sub-configurations and one Gigantic ultrazord made up of all twelve. Like I said if they where such a thing a giant robots, Power Rangers RPM would be their orgy porn.
04/15/2011
Contributor: Mx.Nekora Mx.Nekora
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Power Rangers, now I'm sure I'm not the only child of the 90's to have thought of this however the new wrinkle: I like to watch TV when I work out, for the past few mouths I've been on a nostalgia trip watching old kid shows PR ... more
I could so imagine that...Hell,the original blue ranger is gay,so maybe they could find a lookalike to do some gay love scenes? and if they need help,i know of a few ideas for sex based weaponry,scenes and monsters like "Orgasma" the tentacled creature who forces men to climax all over her,for the more jizz she gets,the stronger she becomes...

Or perhaps making a sexy version of a megazord that runs off of sexual pleasure from the Female rangers? Man,i could go on and on and on about ideas for a Power Rangers Porno! I oughta submit an idea to a parody company...
02/27/2012
Contributor: CRAZYSEXYONE CRAZYSEXYONE
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Originally posted by guy4guyz420
I would love a gay harry potter porn parody.
i think there is one
05/24/2012
Contributor: Bittenflame Bittenflame
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Originally posted by Annemarie
My ultimate favorite? Big Bang Theory: The XXX Parody.
Where do you find that?!
06/23/2012
Contributor: MagneticDuke MagneticDuke
I'd like to see a parody of Code Lyoko, an animated series. One of Home Improvement would be nice too.

"Thanks for handing me that case, Al. Today, Heidi's going to be testing the Binford Prototype that's in this case, the Reciprocating FleshPounder Mk. II!"

"I don't think so, Tim. Jill snuck backstage and stole it."
07/06/2013