Woman Arrested for Watching Porn & Masturbating While Driving

Contributor: Gary Gary
I just found this article on AVN and it's even worse than it sounds. The Woman was using a vibrator while the passenger was holding a laptop for her to watch the porn on... and the was a crack pipe and some drugs too!
08/26/2010
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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
OMG. She was charged with "driving with impaired altertness." (sic, the cops misspelled the word "alertness" {shakes head}

I'd say, any of the three, a vibrator, the porn or the crack would be bad enough. ALL THREE? Impaired indeed.

I'm glad I wasn't on the road at the time or place she was.

Save the porn.......and the vibe for home.....as for the crack.....never mind. She couldn't wait to get home, or what?
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Well... let's be fair here, you can only smoke so much crack while watching porn at home, eventually you got to get out there and mix it up a bit hahahahahaha!
08/26/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
You know you are addicted when...

Man, the things people do to get off.
08/26/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Gary
I just found this article on AVN and it's even worse than it sounds. The Woman was using a vibrator while the passenger was holding a laptop for her to watch the porn on... and the was a crack pipe and some drugs too! ... more
WTF...seriously. She should be charged with reckless endangerment.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
*double facepalm*
08/26/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
WTF...seriously. She should be charged with reckless endangerment.
you said it!!
08/26/2010
Contributor: verbalized verbalized
Wtf. I've seen / heard of some people doing some odd things while driving but that is just ridiculous. She should be charged for sure!
08/26/2010
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
Wow... that's really reckless of her. People these days. And texting while driving was bad enough, I thought.
08/26/2010
Contributor: keeping it spicy keeping it spicy
Wow and I thought talking on the phone while driving was bad. Yikes.
08/26/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
OMG - she should be locked up.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Surprisingly, she was pulled over for her windows. I guess that means her driving was ok... ?!?!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I only have this to say:

08/27/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Envy
I only have this to say:

SECONDED!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Surprisingly, she was pulled over for her windows. I guess that means her driving was ok... ?!?!
Unbelievable!
08/27/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
For the chronic masturbator who is always on the go! Seriously, that's just insane. If I thought about all of the different things people do while driving I'd probably never get behind the wheel again.
08/27/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I just found this article on AVN and it's even worse than it sounds. The Woman was using a vibrator while the passenger was holding a laptop for her to watch the porn on... and the was a crack pipe and some drugs too! ... more
LOL I love it! I've had my boyfriend play in the car when he was a passenger but I never dreamed of playing while driving! I'd smash into something.
08/27/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
08/27/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
Ha, I love mugshot photos!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
Oy vey. People these days are so impatient!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
LMAO! She's got a "What? What did I do wrong?" look on her face. As if watching porn, using vibrators and smoking crack is a totally normal, every day occurrence for most people. And I thought texting while driving was bad!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
The things some people do amaze me
08/27/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
That's hilarious
08/29/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
That's insane...
08/29/2010
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
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Originally posted by Illusional
That's insane...
We think Autotune The News should do a parody of this, that or they need to parody it in an upcoming adult film! Ha Ha!
08/30/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the story from "The Smoking gun": here
I love that site.

And yeah. FACEPALM indeed.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by OhMy!
We think Autotune The News should do a parody of this, that or they need to parody it in an upcoming adult film! Ha Ha!
Haha, that would be hilarious! I love AutoTune the News!
08/30/2010
Contributor: kck kck
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Originally posted by OhMy!
We think Autotune The News should do a parody of this, that or they need to parody it in an upcoming adult film! Ha Ha!
LMFAO!!!! Absolutely. Please suggest this to them! Love those kids
08/30/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
I saw this and I thought it was kind of funny. Either it was too important that she had to do it then or she has fabulous coordination. That's devotion
08/30/2010
Contributor: Passionate Pastor Passionate Pastor
Wow
08/30/2010